Episodes
We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and his Adidas tracksuit deserve to hold a meatball? Are you Team Fuda or Team Tre? How come Louis didn’t stand up for his woman? Enjoy our wild...
Published 06/13/24
Published 06/13/24
It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We debrief the first episode of the Summer House reunion. Don't worry, this is an absolutely completely unbiased take where no delusion takes place as...
Published 06/07/24
We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues to be himself and Brittany finally got the courage to put her suitcase on his bed and leave him....
Published 06/05/24
We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summer House EVER and give our finale thoughts on Team Lindsay vs Team Carl, percentages and all! What team did you end up on? At least we can all agree...
Published 05/31/24
We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa Rinna?), Antonia off to college and how we really feel about this season. Come judge with us!  You can find us: Instagram & Threads:...
Published 05/29/24
We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house too involved in each other's relationships?) Meanwhile, West showed he couldn't commit and we couldn’t be happier that Ciara wasn’t gonna take it....
Published 05/21/24
It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The Valley. Janet and her pink-booted friend and minion thinking they are better than everyone else when they are truly all the same--NO NOTES! Please...
Published 05/18/24
Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo Dietl??). And when are we going to hear the recorded phone call from last season?! Who do you...
Published 05/14/24
Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook:...
Published 05/10/24
It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husband. Dolores still doesn’t have a ring. Both Tre and Melissa are sending their girls to college and the Fudas make a splash in episode one. Come...
Published 05/06/24
We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom a lay up telling him to apologize for talking about Ariana’s mental health. And, HELLO DAN! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram &...
Published 05/02/24
This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever think he did something wrong? Plus give us more Katie and Tom at the diner! Please tell us who your one-sided beef with a celebrity is! Come judge...
Published 04/25/24
Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 04/20/24
The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest song lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking (and stingrays?!), Michelle repulsion of Jesse and Kristen being Kristen! Come judge with...
Published 04/18/24
With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! Would you choose working out or going to brunch? Kyle was officially asked to be a part of Carl and Lindsay’s wedding but as a Flower Boy. Did...
Published 04/08/24
We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they would have an amicable split! The Valley is giving us life! Is the show revolving around Jax and Brittany or is Kristen is the true star? Did she...
Published 04/04/24
It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going to anger management, and Craig not taking Kyle’s bait. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook:...
Published 03/30/24
Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that she threw Scheana under the bus about a Schwartz/Scheana makeout from years ago. Not one to let that go, we think Scheana may have set up Brock to...
Published 03/28/24
It's TJG Happy Hour! We recap the week and talk Courtney’s trip to NYC where she saw Ariana and West! Plus we judge all things VPR, The Valley, and Summer House. Is VPR just that bad that The Valley felt like a warm hug? Did we miss the #1 guy in the group? We still can’t get over Jax talking about a baby out of wedlock in 2024! Carl skips Friday night for a “special delivery” and Lindsay wishes Carl would give her a little something, something. Is the end a blindside?! We are loving how far...
Published 03/23/24
Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket, we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook:...
Published 03/18/24
A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. Who is gaslighting who: Carl or Lindsay? Is Carl judgmental of her drinking? Is Lindsay resentful...
Published 03/15/24
We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!!  You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch:...
Published 03/13/24
Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You...
Published 03/05/24
Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us!  You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast,...
Published 03/04/24