Jane and Isa graduate. It's our final official episode of Under the Bleachers! Thank you so much to all who listened and watched along with us. We'd still love to hear from you in the comments, on Twitter (@bleacherteens), or at [email protected]. We'll see you next time! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa gloats over being a varsity athlete. Kason is a poet, musician, and the #1 fan of Under the Bleachers. He currently lives in Burlington, VT. He's extremely offline, but you can read his fanfics for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power at archiveofourown/users/kropotkhristian. Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane wants to see a vampire break someone via sex. Yusong Liu is a writer and streamer.  You could find him on Twitch and Youtube at yu_song and on Twitter at @YusongL. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa breaks down height-gap discourse (as it pertains to shower sex). Lauren Lavin is a writer and editor in Seattle. She's the nonfiction editor for Word West Review and hosts the podcast Diceland, which is about Dungeons and Dragons. Follow her on Twitter at @lalavin666. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane has COVID. Kevin Bartelt is a comedy podcast producer that you might know from shows like Hollywood Handbook, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Big Grande, and Yo, Is This Racist. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa explains that only some of us can be 100% Divergent. Nate Reznicek is a powerlifter, video gamer player, number cruncher, and Isa’s husband! Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod. Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane is horrified by the concept of a real life cake fight. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa is delighted to hear she doesn’t seem like a potty mouth. Sridhar Ramesh is a comedian, a math expert, and a guy on Twitter. Follow him at @RadishHarmers. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane refuses to indulge in magical realism. Elanna White is an *ctor, voice artist and comedy writer born and raised in Astoria, Queens. You can see her roll her eyes in A24’s “First Reformed” and read her satire in The Broadway Beat. Follow her on twitter @ewelannawhite for pictures of her cats and bad puns. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa reminisces about a Girlboss for God. Clare is a standup comedian and filmmaker based in Brooklyn. Her bio and photo can be found at clareaustensmith.com/stand-up. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane attacks the guest. Kevin Burke is a stand up comedian, writer, and musician based in New York City. He has written and performed on many tv shows... famous ones, with celebrities on them. Don't look that up. Follow him on twitter @ke7inburke. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa admits to being a teen party peeper. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane asks if Britney Spears is the Hottest Teen. Kristen Bartlett is a five-time Emmy-nominated writer and performer. She was the Co-Head Writer of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, wrote for Saturday Night Live, and is developing a half-hour TV show with ABC signature.  Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa talks about her toxic phase of watching Fight Club to become a cool girl. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane tells a story in which her mom says “He got an erection.” Juliet Prather is a comedian and actor based in Los Angeles. Originally from Austin, she has since been trained across the country at UCB-NY and iO Chicago. She co-created Sup Comedy Collective and Industry Night, and her shows and characters have been written up in Huffington Post, TimeOut New York, and The New York Times. **** Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at ...

Isa thinks citrus fruits do not evoke boobs. Isabel Yap writes stories about girls and monsters. By day she builds product with devs and designers. Born and raised in Manila, she has lived and worked in the US since 2010. Her debut story collection, Never Have I Ever, was published in 2021 by Small Beer Press and has been a finalist for the Locus, Crawford, Ignyte, World Fantasy, and British Fantasy Awards. She is @visyap on Twitter and her website is https://isabelyap.com. Subscribe to...

Jane introduces the “Realistic MILF” look. **** Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa takes the greatest picture in NYC history.  Karishma is a mother f****n' city girl, a professional gossiper, aspiring divorcee, and host of NYU radio show Rose Colored Glasses. She analyzes and praises your favorite traditionally feminine media under a socialist lens (you know, roses 'cause socialism). Known for being a public girlboss appreciator and Mindy Kaling apologist, she is here to make the affectionate case for Never Have I Ever.  Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to...

Jane reveals she hasn’t tried Dramamine.  Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa posits that this movie inspired Vanessa Hudgens’s career.  Adrienne is a New York-based classical singer and copywriter. Jane has been her BFF since they met at Hebrew School in 3rd grade. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane believes The Peach makes more sense than The Pie. Jason Gore is a comedian and he’s a veteran performer at UCB. He's on The Best Show with Tom Sharpling and hosts his own podcast 108.9 The Hawk. **** Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa gets worried about her karaoke party personality. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Content warning: Unsurprisingly, we talk about suicide a lot as well as self-harm and sexual violence. Jane starts an argument about tootsie rolls. Yannick LeJacq is a licensed social worker and therapist currently based in Cleveland. He is also a writer and researcher and worked for many years as a journalist covering primarily technology, media, and video games for places like VICE, the Wall Street Journal, Kotaku, the Guardian, The Outline, and The Atlantic. Read his article...

Isa burns down the studio to defend a Vanessa Hudgens ballad. Kason Hudman is a poet, musician, and the #1 fan of Under the Bleachers. He currently lives in Burlington, VT. He's extremely offline, but you can read his fanfics for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power at https://archiveofourown.org/users/kropotkhristian/. **** Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co