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In which the ongoing battle against the twins comes to a bloody and disgusting end, Sqrat is reunited with his master, and in the end the only way out is for Trevor to willingly open the doors to Hell.

In which Trevor, after spontaneously kissing one of the wizards of the second wave, remembers how to locate Hannah, whereupon the true battle for the lives of his unborn children finally comes within his reach. 

In which Trevor and his compatriots too easily overcome the congregants of the church they'd thought was their target, meet a large two-headed woman who explains how wrong they were and who puts the challenge ahead into perspective, then inform the second wave of their invading force of wizards and warriors of their revised plans.

In which Trevor tries to cope with experiencing Hannah's intense labor pains while assembling a small team to attempt a rescue mission for his daughters, and they face their first challenge on the doorstep of a cathedral.

In which Trevor's enemies plot against him, Kay wakes up in a panic, and Trevor -upon learning the true strength of those holding his daughters captive- nearly gives up the fight.

In which the experts at the Wolyd Centre fail to develop any solutions or ideas after a week of observation and speculation and Sunshine decides to take action, waking Trevor and Kay only to discover more dark secrets.

In which Sunshine helps Trevor escape from being naked, paralyzed, and in the thrall of the hivemind, then after being psychically attacked by it they, together with Kay, go to the Wolyd Centre to get professional help. 

In which Trevor, Kay, and Elle experience the mind-bending sensuality of teenage sexual passion enhanced and multiplied by their intense psychic mental connections, until Trevor senses something is not quite right in his girlfriends' minds.

In which the outcome of the co-ed championship game leaves the audience dumbstruck, and Trevor and his twin girlfriends go to their place and work through the inevitable awkwardness preceding any teenagers' first time.

In which Trevor has an idea that helps his team win the National Dodgeball Championship, and the search for the mother of his unborn child continues unsuccessfully on multiple fronts.