Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln as they chat:- Della's Fremantle misery, hence he's not on the podcast- Joe's Golden Jetta Feat- The BrownMo Medal Winner- West Coast record breaking comeback - 0 to 20 score difference in a year- Most disposals in final game by a retiring player

Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Dr. Lincoln:- St.Kilda's Primed - Highest Team Points who haven't made finals- Heppell's Essendon record- Most same names in the same games- Red and White teams winning in the same round at the same ground

Mitchell is back in the host seat with Della and Doctor Lincoln:- Dangers 333rd game with 3 votes- St.Kilda's record that is actually positive- Best and worst goals to behinds ratio record in a season- Port Adelaide Bias or Hate from Della- Raygun needs to channel some inner Daniher- Plenty random and very USELESS Stats!!!

UAS admins Della and Lincoln sit down to chat about:- Kardinia Park no longer being the fortress it once was for Geelong- Players realising it's possible to tackle Harley Reid- Port's smashing of Sydney and the subsequent destruction of the UAS inbox- The latest movers in the BrownMo Award

Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties - How TrackMyBrown started- Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work?- Why Adam developed the TrackMyBrown AFL Odds Remover for Google Chrome- Daniher claims the Jetta Award- Pendles has played 400 games since Essendon has won a finalFollow TrackMyBrown on Twitter (X), Instagram, and Facebook: @TrackMyBrownChrome extension: https://chromewe...

Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses:- Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates- Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark- The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award*- Biggest differential for tackles inside forward 50- And much more.* Lincoln was not aware Papley had been ruled out for 4-6 weeks at the time of recording.

Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about:- Saints premiership chances- The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100- Most first letter names in a match- Most goals by a player who never won a club goal kicking award- Jetta Award continues- New leader for the BrownMo Award

IN - CroweyOUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness)Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is.Also we talk about:- Essendons terrible % - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett- Les Lee - Most behinds in the first quarter- Most scoring shots in a game- Lot's of pot shots at Essendon

Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln and Aaron to chat about:- Carlton being amazing- De Koning brothers SuperCoach record- Halves of footy without a behind- North's chances to go from spoon to finals- Most top 10 brownlow from one team- Most sAdelaide losses in a row

The Useless AFL Stats crew of Mitchell, Aaron and Dr. Lincoln chat about:- BT's Record- Lobb and Zac Dawsons equal record- North's (tanking) strategy to get the next Harley Reid- Lewis Jetta Award keeps pumping- Dusty Martin and his 300th + Stats

Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about:- North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast- Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast- The lowest scoring Saturday of all time- Record for goalless quarters to win the game - SuperCoach HS with the same last name

Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln:- Umpiring Frustrations- Brownlow Metric- McKay Brothers record?- Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams- Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores- Most goals by Ben's in a team

Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln. - Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record- Christ Scott's Crazy Record- Who is the GOAT of Coaches- Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$- Longest streak of sequential scores during a round- Most non-individual scores in a round

Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats!- Saints Suck- Gold Coast Record- Crowd Numerology- Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds?- Pendles not a Collingwood record holder???- Too many good Essendon stats, like way too many, like they need to lose two Finals this year!

Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap:- Freo and Saints misery- +1 Geelong Headband- Scorigarmy- MEAT AFL ALL STARS- Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?

Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:- Jersey Numbers and goals = 69- Geelong's Headband Bandits- Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal- Freo Supporters - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss - Goal Umpires Conspiracy - Liams Devastating News - How badly North Sucks - Hawkins and Cameron Goalless  - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses - Worst Hawks of all time -  Lowest and highest squared scores - Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats

Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media: - Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett? - Is Max Laughton a likeable person? - Are Cessna's distracting?  - How many games did Peter Street play? - Commentators Curse - Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?

Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round.  - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub - Adelaide's XScore - Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team - April Fools Team? - Most Double Number Scores

Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch,  Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue. 

Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!

After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service! 

Mitchell, Liam and Della chat about the amazing 2023 Grand Final and find all the funny and uesless stats involved. We answer plenty of your questions including worst Grand Final performances, longest period between winning and losing a Grand Final and plenty more.

Liam and Mitchell are joined by Ash Walls from the Carlton Football Club. Ash talks about being part of the data analyst team and why he loves it. We also go through Ash's Monte CHarlo Brownlow predictor program and see who comes out on top!