It's summer and the Bandits are off to earn a degree at South Beach Academy where the bustiest and longest-butted babes go to get an education on beach etiquette. Join the main character who know one cares about and has never heard of, Corey Feldman in an add-libbed supporting role and total pervert Grandpa Munster in this sex comedy from the mid 90's where volleyball is the game of choice against Italian mobster, James Hong. Get ready for babes, bush and lots of filler in South Beach Academy!

With the Boston Celtics just in the NBA Finals this season there's been no better time for the VHS Bandits to pop in a wicked good movie all about their hometown team in CELTIC PRIDE.  Dan Aykroyd and Daniel Stern kidnap Ohio Jazz player Damon Wayans so the Celtics will finally win the NBA Championship. Put in this headphones, strap on some duct tape handcuffs, put on that Celtics jersey and pop in Celtic Pride!     

The Bandits are BACK to kickbox your noggin right off your shoulders! Left for dead and seeking revenge, a kickboxing champion dresses like a ninja and cleans up the street of punks and goons for some free subs. It's a gory ass kicking lost gem from the 90s, PSYCHO KICKBOXER: THE DARK ANGEL rereleased on modern VHS by Camp Motion Pictures.   

It might be a cold, snowy winter outside but the slopes are sizzlin' hot and it's time to brush up on some ski lessons with SKI SCHOOL 2!  Dean Cameron and his gang of ski mountain misfits are at it again to help save the mountain and Dean's girl from some clean-cut dweeb.  Dust off the VCR and get ready to rewind down this triple black diamond with plenty of party hats and sex comedy hot-dogging  abound. 

Et tu, Full Moon Features? In the Italian Alps or likely Californian woods, some people fight against their friend who's possessed by the evil spirit of a Roman Gladiator who goes by Tyranus and also Demonicus. Can stirring a cauldron of Halloween store rubber body parts bring the evil gladiator's rubber Halloween store corpse back to life and become the Evil Ash from Army of Darkness lookalike he always dreamed to be? Put in those earbuds, dust off the VCR and strap on a skull helmet...

Remember the murderous Ricky from the last movie? Wearing a Santa outfit, raising his eyebrows, saying one-liners, shooting a guy taking out the garbage and always ready to PUNISH? This time HE'S BACK...but it's Bill Moseley with his brain in a plastic dome and only saying one word. Silent Night Deadly Night 3 begs the question: Is It Live or Is It Memorex?? Have pleasant nightmares this holiday season with the VHS Bandits! Grab some eggnog and pop in the tape!

A stripper and a non-stripper team up to avoid being prosecuted for a murder they didn't commit. Their solution? Commit a bunch more crimes in order to prove their innocence, including kidnapping a police officer. What could go wrong? Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at [email protected]  

Lorenzo Lamas and Matthias Hues in one movie? Is it even possible? Can one film even contain such power? Bounty Tracker can! When Lorenzo Lamas goes on a mission of revenge hunting down Matthias Hues someone's gonna have to lay off the ice brah, or get iced! Grab a bucket of buttered-nails and a quart of motor oil to wash it down because we're watching Bounty Tracker! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Halloween, Bandits! Back from the grave comes a terrifying Tales from the Crypt and or Dark Side rip-off! Camp Motion Pictures has resurrected this 8mm anthology and brought it to VHS. A pool that eats people? Check. A haunted house? Check. A teacher being attacked by a mummy for some reason. Check. A sleazy director doing lines of coke with hookers? CHECK!!! Grab your sack of Halloween candy and trade for...

Viewer beware you're in for an old geezer with spiders in his hair! We kick off the Halloween season with VHS Bandits Super Fan, Chase AKA @TheDVDCreep, to go trick or treating in 1996 while saying "Carly Beth" 400 times.  The tables have turned and this time one of the bullies from the first Haunted Mask wears another haunted mask. This one comes with an AARP card, a can of V8 tomato juice and complains about young people and how he used to walk to school for miles in a blizzard. Only a...

We're back to school with a '90s hip hop switcharoo in Kid n' Play's Class Act! Kid's a Steve Urkel geekazoid who needs to pass Phys Ed to get into a prestigious University. Play's a street tough ladies man who needs to pass anything to stay out of jail. They switch places and next thing you know a school bully and drug dealers are out for them. Plus toss MTV MANIAC Pauly Shore in there breifly! This one's sure to earn you extra credit this semester. Now dust off that VCR and start studying...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits It's back to school season and that doesn't just go for humans... This year the Ghoulies join the freshman class in Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies go to college! Kevin McCarthy of UHF fame takes this movie to another level using the Ghoulies to elevate a prank war in order to expel his most hated students. Oh, and also the Ghoulies talk in this one. Pull up a toilet seat and let's pop in the tape! Don't forget to rate and...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits This week we bring you everybody's favorite Full Moon clown: Killjoy! He shows up in a magic ice cream truck a year after you summon him from a doll because a homeless guy says so. Then he kills some people and we get some party hats. What more could you ask for?! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? No! It's a jump cut avoiding any special effects to a big fat alien in a polyester suit who's here to ear people! And he's not here to eat just anyone he's only after Italians from NYC! And one guy from New Jersey. This movie is a slap stick of beef jerky you're tasteless buds won't be able to resist! Grab a fudgey the fish ice cream cake and let's pop in the...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits The VHS Bandits summer vacation continues with Bikini Carwash Company! Need to make a little extra cash this summer to pay for your uncle's medical underwear bills? Why not get naked and wash some cars in 1990's Los Angeles?! District Attorney and pervert flasher be damned. Pop in the tape and pop up your big fat bone daddies for Bikini Carwash Company! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Independence Day, bandits! What better way to celebrate our freedom than with Hulk Hogan kicking commie ass and committing to a sham marriage?! Watch as the Hulkster tears down structures with his bare hands, hang glides for no reason, and uncovers secret buried treasure with his super-mega-boat! Pop in the tape, brother! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on...

  Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   The secret is out! Dane Train got his life long wish and we watched Juwanna Mann. Jamal Jeffries is a super star douche bag basketball player and when he gets kicked out of the league he decides to put on a wig and fake boobs to play in the WNBA. Don't worry, he's still an a*****e. Will Juwanna Mann take his female team to the championships? Will Puff Smokey Smoke give Juwanna Mann the rock hard salami boner?...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits You've seen her bedtime stories, you've seen her get attacked by Jack Nicholson, now see Shelley Duvall's magnum opus: Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme! In what is possibly the most 90's looking kid's movie from the 90s Gordon Goose and Bo Peep are on a mission to save Mother Goose. They encounter every creep in Rhyme Land, including Woody Harrelson as a dead beat stogie smoking lamb. Will they be able to save Rhymeland?...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits A staple movie in the Dane Train household in the early 90's we watched one of the big 3 kid's movie Bike-Sploieitation films, The Dirt Bike Kid. In order to save a s****y hot dog stand from an evil banker Ralphie, from a Christmas Story, must use his magic flying dirt bike to... do stuff. If this movie teaches us anything it is that a boy's best friend is his bike. So hop on and take a ride with us to watch The Dirt...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In a world where the Seinfeld theme is the only song and where high school chicks machete their way to justice, you will find Brutal Fury! A two thousand-year-old order of high schoolers out for vengeance via a Karate Store somehow get mixed up with an undercover cop doing a drug bust while her not undercover cop husband investigates murders with Winnebago Man... That's about the best we can do to summarize this...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Not since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has a movie been so profound, so poignant, or so produce driven. This week on the show we bring you the modern masterpiece of cinema Return of the Killer Tomatoes! This film stars George Clooney, in his best role to date, as second banana to some other guy. Together with the help of a hot chick and a sentient fuzzball they have to stop John Aston and his tomato-human chimeras...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Easter! If you thought those hidden Easter eggs were hard to find then try finding your mom after she's drank some invisible juice! And then have her adopt a new brother for you but then get the brother kidnapped by Mickey Monkee who's trying to murder him for his inherited wealth and then get stuck in a haunted house where the only way out is to put your mom's invisible butthole in his face... We watched...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When Don The Dragon Wilson isn't kicking ass, he's kicking vampire ass! That is if you count this week's movie: Night Hunter! This film takes everything you know about vampires and then throws it out the window. A new breed of convenient day time walking, wood stake immune, vampires are walking the streets of Los Angeles and Don Wilson needs to Kung Fu them to death before the eclipse for some reason that isn't...

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When you want an 80s schlockfest/gross-out video but can't find Street Trash, that's when you take a detour down to Slime City! Join the VHS Bandits for some all-natural Himalayan yogurt that's so good you'd kill for more. Just like the main character of this movie, you too could grow a mouth in your belly and spew goo like it's going out of style. All you have to do is get possessed by a suicide cult ghost and...