Episodes
On this episode, we escape from a nightmarish hell dimension and live to tell the tale of Silent Hill (2006)!
Published 05/19/21
Join us as we try our best to unravel what Uwe Boll thinks history is like.
Published 01/22/21
We're on a mission to mars! A mission to figure out why there's so much hate for the alright DOOM movie.
Published 12/17/20
Follow us into the Wonka-esque VR wonderland of Spy-Kids 3D!  ...You thought we were gonna say Ready Player One, didn't you?
Published 11/21/20
Join us on a relaxing, definitely not zombie-infested, walk through the beautiful streets of Toront- I mean, Racoon City!
Published 10/29/20
Daniel Radcliffe has guns bolted to his hands. Do we need to say anything more?
Published 10/21/20
Uwe Boll returns with House of the Dead (2003)! It's really more like a Rickety Shack of the Dead when you get right down to it.
Published 10/01/20
On this episode, we peer into the darkness and bear witness to the truest of horrors... the cinema of Uwe Boll!
Published 09/17/20
On this globe-trotting episode, we discuss the finer points of magical glass orbs and many, many stunts; so many unnecessary stunts we didn't even get to Lara Croft riding a motorcycle down the Great Wall of China!
Published 09/03/20
BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED!We take a break from our quest through video game movie history to talk about a good movie! We just need a break sometimes, you guys!
Published 08/21/20
Let's talk about the magnum opus of returning director Paul W. S. Anderson: Resident Evil (2002)! What's that? A secret lab in the basement? No, wait, don't go downstai-!
Published 08/06/20
Follow our journey through the wasteland of post-apocalyptic earth as we try to figure out why this movie bombed so hard.
Published 07/29/20
Come along for the ride as we debate the physics of Time Storms and how to make money off of international tax law while discussing the 2001 blockbuster Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Published 07/17/20
We choose you!... To listen to us talk about Pokemon's big screen debut! Gotta' discuss 'em all!
Published 07/09/20
We race an alien menace from the deep reaches of space to get you this discussion of Wing Commander, or what it would look like if the word "meh" were a feature film.Editor's Note: Half of the recording is a little rough in this one due to some technical difficulties with the recording. Hopefully the next episode will sound cleaner.
Published 06/17/20
Hollywood's first video game movie sequel turns out to be one of the most baffling cinematic undertakings in the history of film!
Published 06/04/20
We travel to the mystical realm of Outworld to battle for the fate humanity in MORTAL KOMBAT!!
Published 05/20/20
For most viewers, watching Street Fighter (1994) is the most important day of their lives, for us... it's a Wednesday.
Published 05/06/20
Join your hosts in the near future of 2007 after the Great Earthquake to survey the smoking ruins of the Double Dragon movie, a film that dares to ask, "What if the movie had even more wacky video game contrivances than the game it was based on?"
Published 04/15/20
We begin our chronological journey through the history of video game movies by unearthing the bones of Super Mario Bros. The Movie, and we find some incredible details!
Published 04/01/20
They made a movie out of Sonic the Hedgehog, and we watched it! Join your hosts on as they go on a mad dash through the history of our favourite blue hedgehog and discuss the good and bad of his big screen debut!
Published 03/19/20