Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at [email protected] or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - Back for another ridiculous recap! 04:24 - Villanelle spends 2secs in jail and Eve has desert with Helene 10:56 - Pam meets Konstantin who is rude to her 13:46 - Eve meets up with Faux to use him for more info 16:32 - Helene breaks Villanelle out of fake jail 18:52 - Carolyn meets Benita and a man with no toes in Havana 20:00 - Konstantin gives Pam her first "assignment" 23:29 - Faux and Eve get a match from eBay 24:31 - Carolyn debases herself for a man with no toes 28:15 - Carolyn gets taken while thinking about her life and choices 28:55 - Konstantin calls Helene to complaint and gets checked 32:03 - Villanelle takes Carolyn to the beach 36:20 - Pam finds her happy at a Carnival 40:56 - Storytime with Carolyn and Villanelle 46:06 - Benita has a meal for her good girls 47:48 - A rant on the sanctity of mangoes 58:16 - Eve and her British accent visit a shop in Paris 59:33 - Carolyn and Villanelle eat Benita's good food See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.