Episodes
Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans??? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by...
Published 04/10/22
Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us as we recap episode 6 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" which is easily the best episode of the series so far. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us...
Published 04/09/22
The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discover whats been in front of her eyes the entire time?  As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at [email protected] or hitting us up...
Published 03/30/22
We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the missing hours??? Is this Forest of Dean 2.0? Does Villanelle have Sapphic telepathy? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at...
Published 03/26/22
Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to...
Published 03/26/22
We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fandom on a train of devastation as its final destination? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at [email protected] or hitting...
Published 03/22/22
Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the way to Villaneve being cannon in spite of where the episode left us?  As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at...
Published 03/22/22
We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ever closer to the end of the series once and for all.  As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at [email protected] or hitting us...
Published 03/16/22
Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on in London Russia, Cuba, and beyond.  As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at [email protected] or hitting us up on any of our...
Published 03/16/22
We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emotional gauntlet? What if our wildest dreams go the way of the “planet” Pluto? Hang on tight as the Snackisode concludes.  As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so...
Published 03/12/22
Hey hoes, we're back for part two and Candice is still screaming about her Faux Jafari muse as she desperately tries to make sense of Eve Polastri and her het shenanigans. We also ponder, how often did Nelle write Eve, and what could she have possibly said in those letters. Is Helene playing Eve like a sapphic fiddle, are we seeing Carolyn at the most vulnerable she's ever been? Why is Eve so goddamn angry all the time, and what does it all mean???? As always, if you have any thoughts (or...
Published 03/12/22
Greetings fellow clowns, and welcome to another melodramatic AF episode of Well Well Villanelle! Because we're still mourning the events of "Don't Get Eaten" we decided to open up the show, with what felt like the most appropriate music we could find. It's sad and a bit scary, but you can still drop it low, which is exactly how we're feeling about Killing Eve. We remain in the dolefuls with a heavy dose of RAGE- but still ready and always willing to twerk for Villaneve in...
Published 03/12/22
Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had, while other expletives were edited out. What can even be said? The cloister is full of bullies, Eve has super hearing, and Villanelle really needs a hug!!!! As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri...
Published 03/09/22
We're back for the 3rd and final installment of this first Snackisode for Killing Eve Series 4. Continuing where we left off, we address the many muses you wonderful clowns sent in, while Candice's cow continues to float aimlessly across Europe. Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr is scant this week as we tried to avoid being spoiled, but Favorite Line of the Week is back, even though favorites were hard to find in the premiere episode. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic...
Published 03/05/22