Episodes
Along with his office rebrand, Wells has a new computer and is more excited about it than he should be. But hey, whatever brings you joy. Your hosts are also super excited about their new YouTube channel, especially Brandi, who says that since she’s laid off the Botox her facial expressions have really come back to life! Your hosts chat BIP and fave things, PLUS the fan-favorite Amazon review is back with a vibrator that will have you feeling all kinds of things. Then, in their news segment...
Published 10/20/23
Surprise, surprise... Wells had a great time at his bachelor party and will in fact be attending more in the future. Also, he painted his studio wall all by himself and had an aggressive interaction at the paint store that he updates us on. Your hosts then dive into a Bachelor in Paradise episode 3 recap (BUT DON’T WORRY: Wells has provided a timestamp to skip over this segment for all you BIP haters. We heard you!) Wells added a very special “men are garbage” sound for Brandi to his...
Published 10/13/23
Big news ya’ll…The YFT Podcast is coming to YouTube! This is a terrifying endeavor that may lead to our cancellation, so please be kind to us during this trying time. Wells wants to know if Brandi ever gets WW (Wells Withdrawal) between recordings, if she’s going to speak at his funeral, and what she will say. He also cut caffeine out of his life so he’s a little less sharp than normal. (Fun fact though: decaf coffee still makes you poop!) Wells encourages everyone to not get close with...
Published 10/06/23
Dear Shandy is a dating advice podcast where Sharleen Joynt and her husband Andy Levine answer your burning relationship questions from the perspective of a happily married couple. Sharleen and Andy are two fiercely independent people who are skeptical of love stories and don’t believe in fate, soulmates, or The One. So how did they wind up so happily married? They learned the dating lessons by living them.
Published 10/04/23
Wells is back from the most mountain-chic wedding you’ve ever seen and is ready to spill all the deets. First, he announces that he’s officially retiring the beanie and embracing the (fake) cowboy hat henceforth. It’s time for a rebrand. While Wells is almost 40, he shows no signs of slowing down as he details his worst hangover ever. But he pulled it together and made it to the big event! The seats at this wedding were facing inward so he got to see Ashley I cry the entire time before...
Published 09/29/23
This week Brandi is somewhere doing something so Wells is joined by his lovely Bride, Mrs. Sarah Hyland. Adams not included, because who wants to go fill out paperwork at the DMV? Wells and Sarah differentiate between mountain chic and cowboy chic as they prepare for Dean and Caelynn’s wedding. There’s lots of news items they want to cover, as unfortunately, people still don’t believe women when they speak up about assault. Wells worries there is no one left from the Forgetting Sarah Marshall...
Published 09/20/23
You’re not going to want to miss Wells’ jam-packed preamble this week, covering everything from Danny Masterson to fantasy football. Brandi then hops on the mic and talks about her most recent horse show experience and the importance of manifestation. Wells has decided he’s not operating at his kindest, highest frequency, and needs to do better, so he tells Brandi he’s really proud of her for winning her horse ribbon. In this week’s installment of what’s in the news, your hosts dive into Mila...
Published 09/13/23
Bros and Hoes, Wells is officially a wedding officiant and you have come to the right place if you want all the deets on Joe and Serena’s wedding. Should Wells update his Cameo to highlight his officiant services? And should he call himself a reverend? A brother? A pastor? Let him know. Your hosts dive into the shit show that is Burning Man, the loss of some awesome artists, and whether or not it’s necessary to change seats with people who ask you to on the plane. Wells has a new sound on his...
Published 09/06/23
Your hosts are recording dangerously close to bedtime, so let’s start this thing. Sarah McLachlan’s Angel is now on the sound board, so you can expect that to be playing more than you’d like. Wells is in a silly goofy mood so he and Brandi start the show by pretending they’re on a wacky morning show before diving into 6 tips from Tom Brady’s mental fitness coach. Wells has also discovered that he needs to have his feet on the ground more, and Brandi has a lot to say about The Ultimatum. Plus,...
Published 08/30/23
Wells has a broken heart and Brandi has a broken bell, but only for a second so all is going to be OK. So much has happened in the last week, YFTers. Tish got married, there was a hurriquake, and Wells (almost) shit his pants on camera. Speaking of Tish getting married, Brandi gives a little behind-the-scenes (tune into Sorry We’re Stoned for more deets) including why she was not happy at the ceremony and why her speech was the best of all speeches. Wells hung out with Joe and Serena instead...
Published 08/23/23
Through the ring light and live from Los Angeles, California, your hosts are together in person for a jam-packed ep. Wells fell in love with the Fijians but not with their food, and Brandi breaks down the mechanics of DJing (she is actually doing something up there, people). Wells shares that he gets f*cked up drunk about once a week and Brandi asks him if he is okay. He is, clearly, because he then goes on to explain the health benefits of his intermittent fasting routine. He is also loving...
Published 08/16/23
Bros and hoes and aliens, we’ve got plenty of content, gossip, and of course, scientific updates for you on this week’s episode! Wells is coming to us from Fiji where the islanders are in love and where he’s putting together a speech that he will make on the most important day of Grocery Store Joe and Serena’s lives, but no pressure. Brand-eye got too little sleep, but this will all be fixed once we have high-speed trains and elevators that go to outer space. Don’t worry, Wells will explain....
Published 08/09/23
Something about Wyoming speaks to Brandi’s soul, so she lets us all in on her potential plan to move next door to Idaho. Wells applauds her diamond status vacation content but questions her need to plug her nose when she jumps into water. He also shares a list of social norms that make no sense for the two to talk through, as well as the top of the headlines in their biz, which is showbiz. Outlaw country is having a big resurgence and the aliens are here so there really is a lot to break...
Published 08/02/23
Wells has returned from his motherland with shocking news that a lot of people over there look like him. Joe and Serena dropped the big news that they’re the couple Wells will be marrying (on a podcast that wasn’t this one, rude) but Wells isn’t upset, because he’s one of God’s people now and the world finally knows. Calm, kind, Brother Wells then gives Brandi kudos for her episode with Olivia last week! He also dives into the waters of Portugal with a full-on travel-blog style recap filled...
Published 07/26/23
Welcome to Bishop Gray Academy, a world of high-stakes and cut-throat competition. Academy, a riveting coming-of-age audio drama co-produced by AT WILL MEDIA and Wondery, follows the story of Ava Richards, a scholarship student who transfers to Bishop Gray, one of the most elite and competitive boarding schools in America. As Ava tries to find her place in this high-pressure environment, she soon crosses paths with an underground society known as The Night of the Wolf, which caters to the...
Published 07/20/23
Everyone’s fave besties Brandi and Olivia, aka Paris and Nicole, are back together and ready for some girl talk. For all the Love Island fans out there, Olivia is ready to chat. The two fill each other in on what shows they need to check out and discuss how you’re probably your hottest at 32. They also share their dream of living on a compound with all their besties for the rest of time. Marrying Harry Styles, the Golden Bachelor, and the regular Bachelorette are all topics of discussion this...
Published 07/19/23
What’s up dorks?! JK that was mean. Wells is fresh (ish) out of a manscaping fail but still prepared to fulfil his weekly news reporting, if you could call it that. Your hosts discuss ChatGBT and Threads as they try to keep up with all things young and cool. Brandi then explains how the first level of fame is having to fight for your own name on socials, which, she points out, has never been a problem for Wells. They also dive into their Bachelorette thoughts, including how every man from a...
Published 07/12/23
Everything is harder than it needs to be and being an adult isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, but we’re still going to celebrate summer and our country! Wells is on the struggle bus because of bank accounts and global entry, but Brand-eye is keeping the vibes positive as she recounts her time at Electric Forest and gets ready to go be a cowboy in Montana and Wyoming. Your hosts discuss a pretty big question in today’s episode: Is Wells ready for another hound dog in his life? Wells went and...
Published 07/05/23
The band is back together but, as usual, barely holding on. Brandi is yawning her way through this episode and Wells is peeing out of his butthole with a bad case of Montezuma's Revenge. Like the good guy he is, he offers tips for how to avoid the same fate he did. Brandi talks about her... less s****y travels in Italy with her mom, and then the two of them rip through the latest headlines. Wells explains that men should build up equity when they do good things to counteract the bad, and...
Published 06/28/23
Welcome to a very special ASMR episode of YFT, with a very special guest, Sarah Hyland. The sounds of Mexico accompany your hosts as they bring us along on their adventure in paradise and recap the latest in reality television. Wells walks us through how to make a smash burger taco and Sarah shares that she has finally embarked on the very long journey that is consuming Vanderpump Rules. Wells discuses Sandoval’s baby teeth and how women like normal-sized things made tiny. They discuss if...
Published 06/21/23
Your hosts are having Wi-Fi troubles and Wells is dick deep in BIP, so this episode is, well, their very best efforts. Wells is enjoying observing the Generation Z youth and their beige flags, vibes, and hyper-awareness of how they’re presented. There is also a lot going on with the UFOs at the moment, so they talk about that. They debate if hummus is a vegetable and how everything good is bad for you. Lastly, we circle back to Wells’ Gen Z cast of characters as he gets ready for a rose...
Published 06/14/23
Brandi’s in rough shape after two back-to-back DJ gigs. Wells recalls pre-DJ-Brandi, who was considering this career path, and how he thought the DJ life was not the life for her. Brandi is now here to confirm this life is not for her, but it is her only skill and she needs to keep the roof over her animals’ heads. Wells is paying his bills at the moment, as he’s in Mexico filming BIP. Or is he working with the FBI to take down the cartels? We’ll never know... Before your hosts dive into fave...
Published 06/07/23
There is a lot of discussion around parties this week, including bottle service scams and birthday guilt trips. Your hosts share their Memorial Day plans (hope you had a great one), the importance of a hangover breakfast burrito (hope you agree), and discuss Kim and Pamela’s sex tapes (naturally). They once again bring up the idea of taking this show on the road, but the conversation goes nowhere, so they then share their love for biodegradable bags. They finally dive into some voicemails,...
Published 05/31/23
Bonjour! Wells welcomes Brandi back from the south of France where she spent time with old men with young girlfriends, celebrities with big yachts, and all the glitz and glam you could ever imagine. Wells talks about his fancy birthday, where he and his wife enjoyed nice wine and caviar by the ocean. Because he’s super fancy, he decided his new rule is that he can’t wear sweatpants anymore. Time to get it together. Your hosts then chat golf drama, sports drama, and anonymous Facebook groups...
Published 05/24/23
This week is Wells’ big birthday bash, and SURPRISE, SURPRISE Brand-eye is nowhere to be found. In her place, Wells is joined by his lovely bride, Sarah Hyland, who chats about her recent adventures as a golf wife. Wells reflects on the last birthday of his thirties, and the two discuss their plans for the rest of the celebration, which includes watching their favorite things... what else! They also break down the new Paradise cast and chat about who they want to see on the beach. They come...
Published 05/17/23