Episodes
This week Brandi and Tish break it down as Wells is away on his honeymoon. Tish is thrilled to be here because she loves sharing all her fave things, and apparently now she loves love. She even proposes her own dating website where she helps others find a love like hers, and Brandi reminds her that it should probably be an app because websites are dead. Brand-eye is on a struggle bus trying to hold this episode together, while Tish is high on life and then some. Brandi offers a deep dive in...
Published 09/28/22
Voice shot, eye pink, body tired: can’t lose. This week Wells is a shell of a man as he joins Brand-eye on the pod to discuss his old age and her sexy thirst trap. He takes us through a way too vivid story of how he got said pink eye, and Brandi chats a bit about her DJ gigs and her signature songs. (Spoiler alert, she keeps it in the fam.) Your hosts chat Bachelorette, and conclude that sometimes you need to know something won’t work so you don’t try it again. Brandi also suggests the show...
Published 09/21/22
Here’s to the queen! This week your hosts spend time talking about the tragedy in the royal family, then Wells compassionately compares them to the Kardashians multiple times. Brandi has decided to wear makeup to this week’s recording, and Wells has a LOT to say about makeup. In summary, apparently, guys don’t like a lot of it. Which is good for Brand-eye, because she doesn’t know how to apply it. Also, Wells can’t possibly understand why Harry and Meghan would choose to live in California...
Published 09/14/22
The band’s back together, and boy are they better than ever! Starting off with the hottest news around town: Spit Gate. Did Harry spit? Are he and Olivia broken up? Your entertainment reporters break it all down. Plus, since it was the hottest event of the year and maybe their lives, your hosts dish even more dirt on the wedding. Spoiler alert: our Brand-eye was not one of the lucky attendees who got some double d’ing. They also talk Bachelor, and have lots of opinions despite being...
Published 09/07/22
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Hollywood’s hottest bride joins her groom on the mic to talk about the wedding of the century. If your invite got lost in the mail like ours, fear not, this episode takes you through the entire weekend of festivities. Wells and Sarah share their favorite things (wedding edition) including song choice, speeches, and if there was or was not tongue at the alter. They even take us to the upside down, aka the afterparty, where all the...
Published 08/31/22
This week we have a *special friggin’ guest* the one and only, MT! After a few technical and situational difficulties, your hosts get in the groove and dish on the wedding of the century. This leads Tish to share her first favorite thing, Vanessa Hudgens, who outshined Brandi with her bomb-ass brunch attire. Tish also has a few things to say to the people who call the shots over at The Bachelor Headquarters; notably, that they are sleeping on Wells, he is a star, and he should be treated...
Published 08/24/22
Hi class; today’s lesson is all about pickles. Wells, our resident pickle boy, has a lot to say about them. He also has lots of say about wedding planning, which at this point is just constantly putting out fires. But hey, that’s what life is when you’re a grown up, right? Wells also talks about (he’s got a lot on his mind these days, okay?) the bountiful lemon trees around his neighbourhood, being the son of a gynecologist, people from Bachelor Nation having assistants, and Carl’s seizures....
Published 08/17/22
This week, Brandi acknowledges the fact that they should not complain due to their obvious privilege... and then Wells goes on to complain. He also shares his recent experience of flying to a music festival and back on the same day, and his new found love for the Aperol Spritz beverage. (Hard life.) Your hosts dive into the stage 4 nuclear meltdown that Rachel had this week and how we really need her to rally because this show is trying to wrap itself up. They also don’t trust the guy with...
Published 08/10/22
Wells starts us off strong with stories about nap time and blood donation, and welcomes Brandi warmly by wishing that she find love at his wedding. Brandi fills us in on all her sassy and classy events, and your hosts decide that she should put herself out there to be Mule Day Queen 2022. Wells explains to Brandi that there is actually a format to this show; she just isn’t paying attention. Also, as the YFTers have spoken in support of bach recaps, your hosts dive in and discuss how this girl...
Published 08/03/22
Warning: this episode is bougie af. So bougie, in fact, that Wells has to bleep out his suit and ring deets (but we do know the suit costs more than his first car…) Brandi spent the past few days partying it up in Miami where she ran into some very handsome bachelor alumni, and your hosts kick off the show with a f*ck you very much suggesting we take out all bach content. They ponder the suggestion, then get into bach content. Speaking of love, we learn that Chris Evans is apparently looking...
Published 07/27/22
This week Wells tells us all about his Bachelor party in the F Boy Island house (casual) and how he barely made it to see another episode — (please drink responsibly, ya'll). Brandi’s back from her Alaskan adventure and arrived home to the Cyrus fam living in her basement; never a dull moment over yonder. She doesn’t have a plus one to all of Wells’ festivities, but you know who doesn’t have that problem: Rachel and Gabby, who are in way over their heads with men this season. Your hosts recap...
Published 07/20/22
Skype is not working. We repeat: Skype is NOT working. You guys, we start off wobbly this week as we must begin the show without our trusty Skype intro jingle, but like the true professionals we are, we keep on keeping on. Brandi is getting ready for her big trip north to Alaska, and Wells re-shares the story of when he pretended to be from Alaska. He also shares that he has received a request to audition for a romcom, so naturally he is going to be the next international heartthrob (watch...
Published 07/13/22
Guess who’s back, back again! Wells has returned from Paradise and is enjoying his creature comforts back at home. The 4th of July leads us into Alan Jackson’s All-American Chattahoochee, a topic your hosts linger on for pretty much the entire episode... We are also apparently branching off into different realities today, and Brandi was gifted an NFT, so they’re Ready Player One. Wells made a really nice donkey friend down in Mexico that he talks a lot about, and shares his plans to grow...
Published 07/06/22
Wells is running on 2 hours of sleep so brace yourself for the bundle of joy that joins us today. Brandi can finally reveal where she was, and it was almost dying in the Napali Coast. Your hosts talk about how no one likes tourists, and if you can even be tourist in your own country?? Plus, the world is a bit darker of a place now and they take time to discuss the Roe v. Wade ruling. To try and bring them back to the show, they call in the hottest mom around, MT, to talk about how they all...
Published 06/29/22
This week on YFT, Wells dials in from Mexico where he is far too sober and living like a peasant after an unfortunate time-lapse photo mishap. Meanwhile, Brandi is bougie as usual in an undisclosed location, but also saving the planet one sweaty sleep at a time as she somehow survives life without AC. Wells shares his no-fail pseudo-marg recipe that is keeping the drama flowing on the beaches of Paradise while he hopes that ABC is forced into giving him some screen time this season, and...
Published 06/22/22
Today’s episode is powered by: instant coffee, one of Wells’ new favorite things. Brandi joins today’s podcast in her snazzy horse showing fit. Your hosts decide that horse-showing men look (and are) rich, so Brand-eye should find herself a man who ridesss (if you know what we’re sayin’). Wells joins us from Mexico, and has a few words to say about men with large bellies. Speaking of men, Wells and Brandi conclude that a man over 6’2 can get away with anything they’d like. They also talk a...
Published 06/15/22
When you’re one you’re really in your 2nd year of life, so technically Brandi IS on the wrong side of 30, but Wells doesn’t need to be starting the show with that type of negative energy. It’s bridal shower time! If you didn’t see the photos, Wells was asked to crash the bridal shower and your hosts discuss whether or not this is socially acceptable. Wells also complains that men don’t get anything fun like that, and Brandi promptly reminds him that women get the shit end of the stick in all...
Published 06/08/22
If you notice a difference in Wells, it’s because he’s part of a golf club, and he’s bougie now. He enjoyed his long weekend drinking Old Fashioneds while Brandi spent it at the Apple Store and shoveling horse poop. Their conclusion? You can’t put a price tag on having to clean up shit, whether that be other people’s drinks, or actual, literal, animal feces. Anyways, Wells then gets into some BTS of wedding planning, and tries to figure out what kind of ring best fits his vibe...Platinum,...
Published 06/01/22
What temperature do you like while sleeping? And would you sleep on a mattress with a fan in it? Your hosts explore this and more, then Wells opens up about an unfortunate pee situation. They then get into the many Bachelor Nation updates, and Wells tells us all about his New York trip, including a very special birthday serenade, some behind the scenes of SNL, and his dislike for the relentless pace of the big city. They discuss whether or not kids these days get yearbooks or if that is...
Published 05/25/22
Brandi had a great time in Florida and Wells had a terrible time at the dentist. If you have dentist phobia, you might want to try and get on Brand-eye’s level and toss back a few White Claws before starting the show. This week your hosts have some faves and some potentially overhyped content for you, and Wells reads a hilarious article about him and Sarah that you’re not going to want to miss. Also, Scott Disick and Corinne?? What? Plus, young Nikki has some new tunes out, and lastly, Brandi...
Published 05/18/22
Today we’re asking the big questions, like, is anyone team Amber Heard? Wells knows a few Paradise ladies that can cry much better on command. We then pivot naturally to capitalism, and question whether people actually ever work. Basically, we should all just be a little bit more like Europe—Siesta anyone? We then discuss the Kentucky Derby, spring cleaning, and Megan Fox and MGK actually drinking each other’s blood. We also weigh in on the Met Gala, our disappointment with the ending...
Published 05/11/22
Everything’s f*cked and nothing matters, but onwards we go with our little podcast each week. Today Brandi is in LA so we have a very exciting in-person recording. As Wells disciplines his dog, the two reflect on how he will be as a parent. Wells concludes that he plans to parent as little as possible, and leave it to the au pair. Brandi, who’s gonna take a hard pass on the kids thing, talks about her struggle in Salt Lake City where the whole town shuts down by 6pm and how she will not be...
Published 05/04/22
They have found organic material on Mars and also created a balloon where you can float up above 99% of the Earth's atmosphere. Our knees are giving out on this planet so maybe it’s time to skedaddle. If you have any joint injection recommendations or tips and tricks to keep knees from deteriorating, please let us know. Also, if any flat-earthers want to identify themselves and come on the pod for a kind, civil discussion where we pick your “brain” please hit us up. And don’t you worry your...
Published 04/27/22
Well, the celebrations are over and we’re realizing how old we are because we can’t drink alcohol anymore without suffering severely. This week we talk about Easter, and all the things that don’t make sense about it (no offense to the big Easter guys out there). We also talk about being a nerd and how that’s just not really a thing. The Ultimatum is a big topic of discussion, then Wells shares a computer hack with you all. Plus, we learn how much money Ellen Pompeo is making (must be nice)...
Published 04/20/22