Episodes
How are you doing, YFTers? Brandi and Wells are doing better than they deserve, and they have a lot to catch up on, like aliens in the ocean, Thanksgiving meal ideas, and your very own voicemails. Wells has a theory about the history of humankind that might just make your brain work overtime, and Brandi also has a theory – one that involves looking grubby on the regular. The two have plenty of favorite things for you this week, including new seasons of some of their fave shows, a...
Published 11/20/24
This week we discuss how God gives crazy gifts to terrible people, which leads to a Brianna Chickenfry/Dave Portnoy/Zack Bryan breakdown. It’s also soup season, and Wells would like to share his latest recipe with the class. Speaking of Brianna Chickenfry, Wells would like everyone to know the dark truth behind the beloved chicken crossing the road joke. They then talk about their fave things, including library cards, before playing some of your voicemails!   Favorite things mentioned:  My...
Published 11/13/24
Whatever happens today, tomorrow, whenever the thing that is going to happen happens in this country, WE will always be here for you, YFTers. You can count on us every Wednesday. Well, most Wednesdays. Wells decides Brandi is a grumpy childless dog lady before discussing their fave SNL members of all time. They share thoughts on Jason Kelce’s cellphone incident, Olivia Rodrigo’s thoughts on space, and the Tiger King’s new lover. Lots of fave things for you in addition to a two-dishwasher...
Published 11/06/24
Another episode with Brandi in-studio, what a treat!! Your hosts start off by discussing some important baseball stuff, the fact that Sarah is allergic to Wells, and them making YFT wedding appearances. Wells has lots to say on the Zack Bryan / Brianna Chickenfry drama and the two discus the upcoming election before diving into fave things, including a Tell Me Lies finale recap. Lastly, in a segment we should call Champagne Problems, they discuss how rich they’d need to be to be...
Published 10/30/24
Bros and Hoes, it’s soup season! Also election season...less good vibes. Wells had an amazing weekend and needs everyone to go see Sunset Blvd immediately and report back that they too thought it was the best thing ever. Brandi was in a wedding, issued a soft launch (NBD) and has no plans to slow down any time soon. They share their fave and least fave things, their plans for spooky season, and some must-hear musaks. Enjoy!  Favorite things mentioned:  Sunset Blvd. (on Broadway)  Nobody...
Published 10/23/24
While he filled us in on most NYC discoveries, Wells forgot to recap his Broadway experiences, so we start with a great recap of two can’t-miss shows. Then, while we still don’t have a solid list of fave things from Brandi, she did watch a bunch of trailers for us, so we have a list of potential favorite things. There is also an abnormal amount of murder talk in this episode before your hosts wrap up with life lessons you can learn from a Roomba. Enjoy!  Favorite things mentioned:  Agatha...
Published 10/16/24
Wells has decided that since Brandi doesn’t watch anything he suggests or listen to this show he’s going to ChatGPT fake things to talk to her about. Spoiler alert: it goes swimmingly. He also decides that it’s time to embark on a wellness journey after eating his way through NYC. Brandi just got back from Austin and shares some fave spots from her trip before your hosts share their favorite things, least favorite things, and things they need to watch. Lastly they listen to your voicemails...
Published 10/09/24
Just before hopping on to record today, Brandi’s piggy Puddles crossed the rainbow bridge. Wells proceeds to ask very empathic questions like “do you like bacon?” He then shares that he’s really come to love New York and has figured out a couple things he’d like to share with the class. Your hosts share their fave and least fave things before diving into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and all the things that don’t make sense there. They also listen to your voicemails, one of which has them...
Published 10/02/24
We have some very surprising news for you this week: Wells just got back from a golf tournament, and Brandi didn’t come with any new favorite things. But in a possibly even more shocking turn of events, Wells thinks he might want to be a jewelry guy. Thoughts, concerns? Your two hosts recap their first-ever live show in Nashville, which was truly one of their favorite things AND resulted in Wells getting litty kitty in the city with some YFTers! Then, they dive into some favorite content, not...
Published 09/25/24
This week your hosts lose sight of reality for a brief moment and discuss max flight length before you need to upgrade to business and how they don’t like being general admission at concerts after experiencing VIP. They then join the rest of us down here on earth to talk about the TV show everyone is watching, The Perfect Couple, Bon Jovi saving the woman on the bridge, and sexual repression. Wells also shares his ideas for a new TV show and movie, but please don’t steal them....
Published 09/18/24
Wells and Brandi are LIVE and in-studio! Well not live really…but they will be live at their live show next week! Brandi drops some MAJOR Sorry We’re Stoned tea in Wells’ studio before Wells recaps his Montana camping adventures, including an unsettling hot air ballon ride. Plus, your hosts MUST share their thoughts on the very upsetting Bachelorette finale. Wells gets a FaceTime from Sarah and we get the scoop on all of her favorite things before Wells shares his thoughts on man purses,...
Published 09/11/24
Wells has decided he’s done drinking (have we been here before?) and that growing up means realizing the glass is actually half empty, not half full. Brandi is excited to tell us about her movie theatre experience seeing It Ends with Us, sharing all the modern amenities of the local cinema and her thoughts on differences between the book and the movie. Wells has some very unique things to discuss including mustard pre-cum, rainbow crows, and changes made to the alphabet song. If you enjoyed...
Published 09/04/24
Brace yourselves YFTers, your hosts are both in sunglasses today. In a change of events, WELLS has a frustrating airport encounter involving batteries (big no-no on planes). They then dive into The Bachelorette recap and standing predictions before talking fave (and one not so fave) things. Wells spent the last little while in Austin and has some things he needs to get off his chest from his time down south. Lastly, Wells is very vulnerable and shares chat-GPT’s roast of his IG...
Published 08/28/24
This week Wells is riding solo as Brandi struggles with wifi in Denver, but have no fear, he needs no one else to deliver exactly what you’ve asked for. We have a solid Bach recap followed by a detailed favorite thing list. He also touches on the Blake Lively drama and the new Mormon Wives show he won’t be watching (but thank you so much to every single one of you for sending). He also tackles your F-U-very-muches (which, one of them was actually salty... rude) and provides an update on the...
Published 08/21/24
Another day another airline delay and favorite-thing-less Brandi. Have no fear though, Wells is more than prepared with a unique radio commercial, new influencer trend, and story about his sweet, sweet nephew. Brandi does, however, fill us in on Miley’s Disney Legends induction before Wells hosts his one-man Bachelorette recap show. Lastly, your hosts predict which man is going to walk away with the final rose.   Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  Civil War (Apple)  The...
Published 08/14/24
Welcome to 2024, where our highlights from the Olympics consist of pole vaulting dick-ualifications and Olympian social media shade. On today's episode, Wells and Brandi cover all things Paris Olympics *insert eagle screech.* From events no one knew were played outside of middle school PE (we’re looking at you, handball and badminton) to the Olympian who might not have won gold but won DikTok. And before diving into their fave things, your favorite hosts recap another dramatic Bachelorette...
Published 08/07/24
We’ve got a big announcement this week, YFTers; and it may or may not include Wells finally doing stand-up comedy. Your hosts cover another dramatic Bachelorette episode, this time in New Zealand, and offer their prediction for the final rose. Plus, Wells shares some important headlines such as Hailey Bieber’s dad losing it on TikTok before Brandi calls him out for his hypocritical Olympic commentary. Lastly, they wrap up with your voicemails and a whole lot of dodgeball talk.  Favorite...
Published 07/31/24
In a shocking turn of events WELLS has a nightmare travel story to share with the group. Then, the next event in the series of interesting events that is 2024, your hosts briefly touch on the upcoming election just long enough to make a few people mad before diving to MELBIN and discussing the latest Bachelorette drama. Conclusion: the Sams need to go. They have a solid list of fave things and end the ep with an audiobook discussion—is it reading?   Favorite things mentioned:  The...
Published 07/24/24
WTF is happening here, America? This country is legit scary right now so today we’re going to make a podcast to help you forget about it. Brandi tells us all about her stampede adventures in the Great White North, which of course, ends with an airport fiasco. Wells also went on a trip to Jackson Hole and played some good golf. Go Wells! Your hosts then dive into a Bachelorette and House of the Dragon recap before sharing new rules that should be widely adapted at airports around the...
Published 07/17/24
This week Brandi is up in the Great White North but it’s reminding her of the warm barren south. Wells has a bone to pick with the process of acquiring new personal identification and Brandi has a bone to pick with American Airlines, which he cuts from the episode, because it’s a tale as old as time. Your hosts then deep dive into the first episode of Jenn’s Bachelorette season-on-a-budget. Lastly, Wells talks about his new journey of becoming like the ancient stoics. Best of luck!   Favorite...
Published 07/10/24
Wells is back in his studio and all is right in his world, but thanks to American Airlines and their LIES, Brandi did not get to go to Greece with her friends and all is not right in her world. Your hosts briefly touch on the debate (yikes) before Wells enlightens us on his weird TikTok algorithm. They also do a serious deep dive on House of the Dragon before discussing how many poo particles they think exist in the world.   Favorite things mentioned:  House of the Dragon (Hulu)  Dark...
Published 07/03/24
Wells is back! All is well(s) in the world. Brandi fills him in on the episode she led in his absence, and Wells shares that he’s signed more NDAs than he knows what to do with, so he won’t be saying much about Traitors. While he had a great time, he has a bone to pick with English breakfasts before diving into his recent thoughts about the universe. Brandi is jazzed about Miley’s My Next Guest Needs No Introduction episode, Wells is annoyed that the internet keeps asking for his cookies, and...
Published 06/26/24
While Wells is away making moves Brandi enlists the help of podcast royalty Kaitlyn Bristowe to pump out the content. Since the cat’s out of the bag, the two chat about The Traitors, breaking down the cast list and making predictions for our boy Wellsy. Brandi binge-watched Perfect Match and while KB hasn’t seen it yet she brings all the 19-year-old Dancing with the Stars-star drama to the plate... oh Harry, can’t catch a break! The two also cover the Oilers vs. Panthers game, The Montana...
Published 06/19/24
Wells is still in NY and details his grand adventure flying private with Boo cross country. Despite almost taking a bite out of Josh Groban’s little dog, it was a pretty bougie experience. Trying to poop in the concrete streets of Manhattan? Less so. The two then discus North West’s interesting Lion King performance before diving into some fave things. They also play a few of your voicemails which has them talking hand washing etiquette (this topic will never die), Mississippi reccs, and...
Published 06/12/24