In this week's episode, we're taking the suggestion of a whole bunch of you and discussing the brand new 2024 slasher "In a Violent Nature." Special topics for your consideration include: meditative murder walks, the perpetual fear of finding one's "thing" within a horror movie, haircuts that truly express the personality of the wearer, and the sweet relief of not having to care about the victim characters.  Do you like movies from the killer's perspective? You may enjoy Episode 239- "Behind...

Well EMTs, this week was hard and we just weren't up for jokes. You know what we are up for? Boy Cum Agreements! Please enjoy this re-release of our very first crossover with the excellent God Awful Movies podcast's Eli Bosnick in "The Lock In." It's rull bad and we absolutely earn the 'explicit' tag on Apple Podcasts. We'll be back next week with better attitudes and  the new film "In a Violent Nature." We love yinz all, please be good to one another.

In this week's episode, we're hitting the late-stage Insidious franchise with the fifth entry, "Insidious: The Red Door." Did we see Insidious 2, 3 or 4? No, we did not. That's the Werewolf Ambulance way. Special topics for your consideration include: some real daddy issues, dumdum demons, rude teachers, Dalton's brother, Dalton's sister, and the bad news about Tiny Tim. We have covered exactly one other "Insidious" film, but at least it was the first one. It's Episode 303. The regular...

In this week's episode, we're celebrating TEN YEARS of this nonsense with the 2022 gross out film "Terrifier 2." Special topics for your consideration include: when the yucks come full circle to being fun, being a taxpayer, beautiful physical comedy, lightly confusing mysticism, and not dosing your friends.  We covered the original "Terrifier" back in Episode 197 if you want to hear us talk about a much meaner film. Happy Halloween, babies! The regular lineup of links! You can support us...

In this week's episode, we're chasing that scare dragon with the 2024 Irish film "Oddity." Special topics for your consideration include: a palate cleanser after good ol M. Night, people who remind you of animals, titty bells, haunted shit, and witches. Do yourselves a favor and watch this one.  The last time I really got caught by the scare dragon was on my return from maternity leave, when I was all soft and my guard was down. It was (shamefully) Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness."...

Hi EMTs, this week we recorded and did not lose our "Split" episode. Were the jokes as good the second time around? I guess we'll never know. Special topics for your consideration include: beautiful teenage outcasts, being mad at M. Night's bad takes, absolutely stripping a therapist of their license like yesterday, films that make you believe that someday you will have to crawl through an HVAC vent, and an extremely important bit of information about new patron saint of the podcast Frank...

Hi EMTs, good news/bad news situation: Bad news, we recorded a whole episode on the 2016 film "Split" and then the goddamn computer lost the file. Good news: we recorded a Patreon episode recently about the Nic Cage vehicle "National Treasure" which feels like a somewhat comparable trade. We'll be back next week with a new episode on "Split" and hey, maybe the jokes will be better the second time around! Thanks for your patience.

In this week's episode, we're watching a vampire movie chosen by the Patróns and it just happens to be set in and filmed in the seedy city of Pittsburgh, PA! It's 1992's "Innocent Blood." Special topics for your consideration include: bars that aren't there anymore, an absolutely batshit cast, a side of Robert Loggia we'd never seen before, and the most hometown movie we've ever covered (and that includes our Patreon episodes on both "Striking Distance" and "The Dark Knight Rises." Vampires!...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the utterly silly 1989 Wes Craven film, "Shocker." Special topics for your consideration include: your foster kid, confusing police work, a double dip into the world of blue collar workers being murderers, and absolutely doubting "true love." Get into our Wes Craven catalogue! You've got Episode 4- "Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- Scream," Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs," Episode 228- "Scre4m," Episode 242- "Nightmare on Elm Street 3:...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1979 rendition of "Dracula" that features the 1970s' most unlikely f*****y, Frank Langella. Wowwww. Special topics for your consideration include: getting all the spackle off your face and/or neck, interchangeable ladies' names that are decidedly not interchangeable based on a classic of gothic literature, seeing to your comfort, Donald Pleasance doing what he does best (being Donald Pleasance), and the hornier heights of Francis Ford Coppola.  ...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural/psychological horror film "The Night House." Special topics for your consideration include: a lil bit of Pinhead, butts on the water (fire in the sky), the long-reaching tentacles of trauma, useless husbands, and great practical effects.  We've now covered quite a bit of director David Bruckner's work. You can hear us discuss it in Episode 167- The Ritual, Episode 402- "Hellraiser," and Episode 436- "V/H/S." The regular lineup...

Oh my god, EMTs. Don Dohler was a genius and an American treasure and his catalog should be far more celebrated. In this week's episode, we're discussing his 1982 absolute masterpiece of trash, "Nightbeast." Special topics for your consideration include: Baltimore accents that sound lovely to our Western PA ears, being a flannelman, a top 5 weird sex scene in WWA history, and the return of two characters that one of us loved. Please go listen to Episode 178- "The Alien Factor" for more of...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that so many of you have requested that we cover, and we're left asking the big questions like...why? Special topics for your consideration include: great actors and...not-so-great actors, solid discmen, being a book boy, the very concept of casino school, Chekov's peanut butter, and babies being at fault for truly everything. I dunno guys. What did you see in this one?? If you'd like to hear us discuss other movies that yinz liked that we...

This week, in true Werewolf Ambulance style, we're diving headfirst into a film series by beginning somewhere in the middle: we're discussing the 1985 George Romero film "Day of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: having a very shitass day at work, fantastic practical effects, a film of Pittsburgh royalty, comparisons to "Short Circuit," an absolutely bananas score, and an ode to my neighbor and yours but actually mine Tom Savini.  If there was a Pittsburgh Mt....

Hi EMTs! I'm on vacation this week so no write up...enjoy the episode!

In this week's episode, we're discussing the schlockiest of 80s schlock and loving every second of it with the 1986 supernatural (?) haunted house (??) movie (???) "Spookies." Special topics for your consideration include: the joining of two movies into one, being unclear on people's relationships with one another, Duke the horny ghost, and some of the most fun and most dookie special effects we've ever seen. This movie came recommended to "fans of 'Chopping Mall'" so I absolutely must...

In this week's episode, we're making lemonade out of Xenu with the 2017 Tom Cruise reboot of "The Mummy." Uuuuunnngggghhhh. Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when Tom Cruise ceases to be charming, being mad at the Dark Universe while having only a very cursory understanding of what it is, pity for Jake Johnson, more Law & Order alums, and some mummies, zombies, action sequences that manage to be deeply boring, and unfathomable romance (this f****r has it all).  ...

In this week's episode, we dig deep into the world of police work in the 1988 film "Maniac Cop." Special topics for your consideration include: Is Tom Atkins hot? Does Tom Atkins f**k a young beautiful woman? Does Tom Atkins pull off a weird trench coat look? (My answers are no/no/sorta, yeah!) And guys listen. You know we tend to have an ACAB stance on our show, so if you're gonna get salty and feel the need to reach out to us about it, please do me a favor and just don't. Tom Atkins! You...

In this week's episode, we finally break down and let my cousin and yours (but mostly mine) Joe come on the podcast as a guest. We're discussing his pick, the 1954 "Godzilla." If you've not seen it yet, watch the subtitled Japanese language version and not the English dubbed version. Special topics for your consideration include: a real emotional roller coaster of a film, the problems with having two boyfriends, each of us choosing the saddest scene in the movie, and a heated debate about the...

Hey EMTs! We're on vacation this week, so please enjoy one of our all-time favorite vacation-gone-bad movies, "Midsommar." We'll see you next week for "Godzilla."

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2024 prequel "The First Omen." Yes, a prequel to that "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: some real extreme blasphemy as we go deep on Catholicism, a few spicy questions about what ol' Jesus is willing to do, trying and failing to upgrade our vocabulary to that of the times, and one of the absolute funniest hot-dogs-on-the-outside moments we have ever had the pleasure of experiencing.  We have covered a few entries...

G'day mates and other stereotypically Australian things! This week, we're joined by our pal from Down Under, Pye, to discuss her pick: the 2014 zombie action film "Wyrmwood." Special topics for your consideration include: learning to speak Australian, legitimately new zombie ideas, nonshirts, new-to-us weaponry, and potentially our most irreparably horny episode EVER. Want more Australian horror? Check out You might enjoy Episode 11- "The Babadook", Episode 255- "Lake Mungo," Episode 266-...

In this week's episode, we're brought to you by giant beers as we discuss the 2022 survival film "Fall." Special topics for your consideration include: a real menagerie of diversions, the high price of adrenaline, baffling use of 1980s rock hits, YouTube people, and deep-seeded fears. Maybe this week, just watch "The Descent" it's Episode 116.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie...

Listener note: due to a glitchy mic, we had to lose a few minutes of this episode. Unfortunately that's where we put all the good jokes so we apologize for that.  In this week's episode, we decided to ask our Patróns to suggest some queer-friendly horror films, and many of them mentioned the 2022 film "Bodies Bodies Bodies." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute oldest we have ever felt, Pete Davidson's hog, an unintentional game of "Celebrities Katie Doesn't Know,"...