Episodes
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama and Dylan immediately open the show with a call from Allie who quickly explains the Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber drama. Then she asks about whether every boyfriend has a Selena in his past and what to do when her boyfriend brings up an ex. Later Ken calls to ask about whether he should let a new girl move in who lost her apartment or just date a homeless person. Some more WILD developments happen on the show that you'll just have to tune in for! .📧 EMAIL...
Published 03/12/23
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today the boys open up taking a live update from Winnie on the mountains. Then we listen to a follow up from Julia about the man who decided to drop everything in an instant. Later Vishali calls in to discuss whether they should mess with a man’s emotions and how men can sense when you’re moving on. Plus Kelsey asks if the women should wait for the man to reach out after the first date and review her Hinge.📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO:...
Published 03/06/23
Lily is filling in for Usama to catch everyone up on her life, ChatGPT, whether it's legal to have sex with a corpse, and much more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dylan-palladino5/message
Published 02/27/23
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama starts the podcast off solo and talks to Fonz about the Super Bowl until Dylan walks in late from work. Then the guys discuss a listener's question about whether to "DTR" with a guy she's been seeing and how to casually do it. They also help a listener decide whether it's a big deal that his future wife doesn't want to take his name. And finally they hear about a listener whose boyfriend won't allow her to move in with her dog. 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE...
Published 02/19/23
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama help caller Mr. K gain some confidence dating as a new immigrant from India to Canada. Then they try to explain listener Julia’s question of why it seems “easier” for men to cut ties. Plus they review a hinge profile from Ivy 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan...
Published 02/12/23
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama discuss a recent dating fiasco with their comedian friend and how it relates to the dating power dynamic. Then they go over the size and scope of the mongol empire, Dylan trying to learn tiktok dances, and never finishing a book fully. Plus they review a hinge profile from Hanna. 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧...
Published 02/06/23
The guys are back this week to discuss their new years resolutions failing, buccal fat removal, the "egg shell" breast implant syndrome, and a speed round of questions. Plus they go over Ishan's hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter:...
Published 01/29/23
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332‬ ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama get a call from Mr. XYZ and help him gain some dating confidence. Then they go over making physical contact with a woman during a date, try to listen to a fan submitted audio recording, discuss the science of volcanic eruptions, and the best way to survive an eruption if you're on an island.  Plus they review a hinge profile from Camille. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 01/29/23
Today Dylan and Usama take their first ever live calls at (929) 525-5332‬! Then they go over a question from Winnie about dating in your 40s, how many different New Jersey cities have Native American names, and the difference between cows and bison. Plus they review a hinge profile from Rosetti. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find...
Published 01/22/23
What's up ladies and gentlemen. It's MILFS now...but we don't have the artwork yet. Still send in those hinge profiles and general questions. Today we go over an anonymous question about a listener's girlfriend who won't pay for the fitbit that she broke. Plus we go over how to waist band it when you get a random battering ram and two hinge profiles! MAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 01/08/23
Today Dylan and Usama talk about the one time Usama said "I love you" to his dad, a heckler at the show they performed on the night earlier, and being too grateful in the moment. Plus they review an updated hinge profile from Kirsten and go in depth on William's submission.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram:...
Published 12/18/22
Today Dylan and Usama discuss a fan question about how to start dating, the origin of words such as " that's cap" and "punch," and go over hinges from Nikita and Nash. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok:...
Published 12/11/22
Welcome back to Why Do Guys! Today Dylan and Usama discuss a WILD fan question about getting circumsied for their girlfriend. Plus they learn about the death practices of Zoroastrians, what famous comedians have put on their tombstones, and review hinge profiles from Samantha and Allison. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan...
Published 12/04/22
Dylan and Usama discuss the worst things to do on first dates, GIFS being cringe, Gen Z hating on Millenials and Hinge profiles from Kirsten, and Jessie. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok:...
Published 11/27/22
Dylan and Usama learn some new mandarin words, talk about their celebrity top five and review Ali, Rowan, and Marina's hinge profiles.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok:...
Published 11/20/22
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is out once  again so Dylan is joined by comedian Caroline Baniewicz (@carolinebaniewicz) to discuss how to pronounce her last name, fake ad reads and advice for someone who was "ghosted." Then they go over a hinge profile from Brittany. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 11/20/22
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is back to ask Dylan why he's mad at him and why he's wearing sunglasses. Then Dylan discusses the history of the Big Mike banana, they question whether farmers jack off bulls, and Usama explains the colonizing strategy of the British in India. Finally they end with a review of Emily's hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO:...
Published 11/20/22
Usama is missing. Dylan goes over some hinges, his plans for a wedding in Jamaica this weekend, and how he found out he has BFD. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok:...
Published 11/13/22
Dylan and Usama go over some listener emails and a few Hinges. Plus they discuss why Indian guys say "bloody" so much. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok:...
Published 11/06/22
Dylan is joined by Lili Michelle (@lilsmichelle) to talk about the beginnings of the Iranian Revolution, whether they have a deviated septum, being sexually awakened by Galaxy Quest and then they review Cameron’s new hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram:...
Published 10/30/22
Dylan and Usama are back to discusses a "ghosting" story from Karina, the richest man in India, a bad ass bird from Japan, and a review of Kristi's new Hinge profile! EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok:...
Published 10/23/22
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the Usama is out of town so Dylan is joined by comedian Elle Orlando (@_elleorlando_) to discuss wedding bands, how to approach her on the street and a very strange public interaction. Plus they go over a hinge profile from Sarah.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 10/03/22
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the boys  talk about bread-crumbing, Usama's episode of Cash Cab, the anatomy of the cell, and much more! #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #science EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 09/25/22
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and jokes podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today Dylan and Usama  discuss Dylan's boring Dumbo house story, Cameron's hinge profile, the monster hybrid in Alien 3, and Dylan's hot dad. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected]...
Published 09/19/22