Episodes
Joey's season has finally begun! Fire up your doobies, grab your grinders and gummies, and get ready to watch the cute angel baby that is Joey start his dramatic journey to find love.
Published 01/31/24
For the first time in the history of this franchise, an engaged couple actually gets married within a month of the finale. This wedding was basically an awards show and took place at La Quinta, home of the quarantine Bachelor seasons. Listen as we watch and judge the F out of everyone's red carpet outfits.
Published 01/10/24
Happy holidays, stoners! In this special episode, we attempt to find a Hallmark Christmas movie starring hunky Brennan Elliott, from our favorite Bachelor dark satire, UnReal. We searched, and we found him! Have a happy stoner holiday!
Published 12/24/23
It's the finale! In this extra long episode, Gerry picks his forever wife and cries a lot. It's a happy ending, but there is drama! Listen as we conclude this season, and stay tuned for our annual episode of High for the Holidays!
Published 12/12/23
In the penultimate episode, we see how old people "knock boots." It's sex week! We are joined by Brad, who was with us on last season's fantasy suites episode, and this take is just as hilarious. Listen as we try to figure out what Gerry is really thinking with the last two contestants! Stay tuned for next week's season finale!
Published 11/24/23
It's the Women Tell All! Of course these women are all BFFs and there is zero drama, except for Gerry's decision of who to send home before fantasy suites. We were legitimately shocked and angry and don't know how to handle this and there isn't enough weed in the world.
Published 11/18/23
We're back! In this episode, Gerry meets three families at the hometowns, drops the L word on two of the women, and then freezes at the rose ceremony! Gerry has cried at every one of these, and this time, he just can't do it. Stay tuned for the Women Tell All!
Published 11/10/23
This episode starts off with the women doing aquafit and generally getting along super well. Gerry decides which 3 crying women he'll go home with. Next up, Hometowns!
Published 11/02/23
In this episode, we finally see what Pickleball is all about! Log Lady Kathy continues to cause drama and the ladies play never-have-I-ever, much to our enjoyment. There are six ladies left, so stay tuned for our stoner commentary for the next episode!
Published 10/28/23
In this episode, we finally are getting some DRAMA. Kathy (AKA Log Lady) has disrupted the sanctity of the household because she doesn't like when Theresa says words. We also get a talent show, balloon rides, and fancy pink dresses. Grab a joint, and join us as we get stoned for Golden Bachelor!
Published 10/22/23
We are back for episode two! We are not stoned enough for old people that are genuinely nice and caring to each other... plus our favorite fashun icon of all time, FRANCO LACOSTA is back and fabulous as ever! Grab a bowl and join us for this smoke sesh!
Published 10/18/23
We're back, stoners! And this time we're getting stoned, and watching OLD MAN BACHELOR. We're on a journey to help sweet Gerry find love among the cougars. There will be heartbreak, there will be tears, and there will be a lot of botox, but we are here for it! (and are definitely not stoned enough!)
Published 10/08/23
Charity's season has come to an end! While it really wasn't the most heartbreaking ending ever, we did get to meet the new bachelor (!!), get an engagement, and see BARB in the audience! Honestly that matters more than anything, and we can't wait to podcast Golden Bachelor, starting soon!! Fire up those doobies!
Published 09/07/23
In the penultimate Men Tell All episode, Brayden steals the episode because he brought all the drama, Xavier gets emotional in the hot seat, and we finally meet Gerry! Listen as we judge all the men while super stoned, and stay tuned for the finale episode next week!
Published 08/30/23
It's finally sex week! Charity has 3 men left, 1 man gets dumped, but 1 OTHER man is contemplating coming back! How many men is that? Listen as we smoke the finest infused greenery while tearing this episode apart.
Published 08/18/23
We're back from our short hiatus! Thank you for getting stoned with us again. It's the Hometown episode, and Charity meets everyone's family while everyone cries. It's all part of the mating ritual. We were legitimately shocked at who she sent home, but we'll talk about that on the Fantasy Suites episode, coming up soon!
Published 08/16/23
In this episode, Charity decides which of the guys' families she wants to meet, but not before a 2:1 date with Tanner and Van Woodson, two guys we forgot were there. Heartbreak and confusion ensues, but no one sheds a tear and we are not stoned enough. We are a bit behind, so tune in for Hometowns next week!
Published 08/04/23
This episode marks a first for us - we somehow convinced a member of Bachelor Nation to join us on our humble podcast, Jake Ondrus from BIP Canada! Also, previous guest Jillian Wisborg! Listen as we pick apart this episode, which is full of trauma bonding, temper tantrums from Brayden, and scarves.
Published 07/21/23
This week, Charity ignores all of Brayden's red flags and takes him on a date. Then, she takes another dude on a date who falls asleep. The boys dress up as Ken, and, hilariously, all have to sing. We had two special guests this episode who got super stoned with us, so tune in!
Published 07/19/23
In episode 2, Charity has her first 1:1 date, Brayden's feathery earrings make a statement, the boys play dodgeball in Speedos, and everyone is apparently on Spring Break. Listen as we pick apart this episode while super stoned!
Published 07/07/23
Welcome back stoners! It's the 20th season of this nightmare, as we see Charity meet the 25 men who will make fools of themselves on TV. The previews promise crying, drama, running, and, of course, manufactured love. We can't wait to see this all play out as we get stoned on the finest greenery.
Published 06/30/23
It's the finale and ATFR! In this episode, we watch Zatch introduce his final two women to his family and get roasted on live TV by the women he rejected. So many tears and feels! We also get a sneak peak at Charity's season. Stay tuned for our recording to Meet the Men, and stay stoned!
Published 04/05/23
It's the fantasy suite episode everyone has been raving about! Zatch obsesses about Sex Week and talks about it way more than he should...to the detriment of all the women involved. We are joined by the hilarious and fashun-able Brad from the band Golden Feather, and recorded an extra long episode that we hope you all love!
Published 03/29/23
It's the WTA! The best episode of every season (we think, and will defend to the death) is finally here! All the women come back to air their grievances, lots of yelling ensues, Zatch sweats a lot, and the new bachelorette is revealed to everyone, including her. We were super stoned during this recording, sorry/not sorry.
Published 03/20/23
Its Hometowns! Zatch meets his final four contestants' families, and it pretty much goes exactly as we expected. Zatch is just as inarticulate as he is sweaty, and we were not stoned enough! Stay tuned for WTA!
Published 03/20/23