Episodes
Hello fellow stoners! This week we ask the most important question. What is more romantic: Joan's relationships with the individual contestants, or the contestant's relationship with each other? Join us as we get stoned!
Published 11/15/24
The Chippendales arrive to help our men in their strip-teasing sexy journeys to find love with Joan! We observe that no villains exist in this season. And Chock Chappel is faced with devastating news! We are not stoned enough!
Published 11/07/24
Joan takes Pascal to Vegas and they eat under the fake Eiffel Tower! Jonathan and Joan have deep talks! The men play dodgeball! Join us as we get stoned!
Published 10/25/24
We are back for episode 2! The men are more excited about appraising the real estate value of the Bachelor Mansion than anything else! The group date is a prom date! Plus, Joan goes to Disneyland! Join us as we get stoned on this journey to find love!
Published 10/18/24
Grab your bongs and your pickleball paddles, we are back! We ushered in the start of Joan's Golden Season with some super golden wholesome men, who fell in love with the kitchen, with the pickleball game, and ultimately, with each other. Join us as we partake in some golden greenery!
Published 10/07/24
It's Fantasy Suite week! Devin is chasing Jenn! Jenn is chasing Marcus! Jonathon and Jenn are strolling together at a leisurely pace! Father Palmer gets some time on the green, while we sit over here and smoke the green!
Published 08/29/24
It's the hometowns! Jenn and the men are back in America, and we're all excited to meet the Mishpachah! Jenn and Devin go on a fun run for the cure for rabies! Jenn and Jeremy are terrorized by animatronic farm animals in the grocery store! Jonathon Livingston Seagull is a mythical creature, and his family is in on it! Join us as we get wayyyy too stoned... or not stoned enough?
Published 08/22/24
We're one week away from hometowns! In this episode, Jenn explores her Judeo Buddhist connection with Jer-Bear! Sam proves he should NEVER have a career in radio, or being a boyfriend! Past bachelorettes return for a Wicked time! As always, we are not stoned enough!
Published 08/16/24
In this episode, the legendary IKEA Hot Tub that travels around the world with Bachelor Nation makes its triumphant return! We also witness the genius ingenuity of a middle-aged New Zealand couple that get paid to watch conventionally attractive men shovel s***! Join us on our stoner journey to find Jenn's ferocious love!
Published 08/08/24
In this portion of the journey to find love, Jenn is terrified because of Sam. Later, Jenn gets terrified again, because of a completely different Sam. All the people named "Sam" in this episode just did a bad job of representing the Sam's of this world, and quite frankly, we're not stoned enough.
Published 08/02/24
We are back, stoners! This week the Thunder Down Under guides our contestants in the sacred Chest Bearing Ceremony. Sam M threatens violence! Devin is a sexy detective! Sam N professes love! Join us as we get stoned for the chaos ahead!
Published 07/26/24
We are in Melbourne Australia for Jenn's first week of finding love! Is it pronounced Melbin, or Melburn? Devin makes a lot of enemies over ice cream! Aaron re-enacts his brother's time on the Bachelorette! Hakeem is scared of spiders! We are not stoned enough!
Published 07/19/24
And we are back, ready to get stoned on this journey to find a ferocious love for Jenn! Join us as we get stoned and judge the men!
Published 07/19/24
It's finally time for the season finale where we get to either see Joey left at the altar, or whether it's a big fake-out. This has been an emotional and fun journey for all of us stoners, so listen as we wrap up this season!
Published 04/19/24
Once again, it's time for the penultimate episode of the season! All the women come together and yell at each other, cry, and become BFFs? We got so stoned watching this! Stay tuned for the season finale!
Published 04/10/24
It's time for Fantasy Suites! Joey has three women left, and because they're all so nervous, the ladies from Golden Bachelor pay them a visit. We can't wait to share Women Tell All with you up next, so stay tuned!
Published 04/01/24
It's time for Hometowns! The only one that matters is at Daisy's Christmas tree farm, where she leads Joey into a Yule ritual that is sure to secure her as his bride. It's Christmas Magic! Also, Kelsey has a hot dad and everyone wants him as the Golden Bachelor. Enjoy, stoners!
Published 03/25/24
In this episode, Joey makes the final decision for Hometowns and makes some of the girls cry. Le sigh. He also has a 1-1 date in the infamous IKEA hot tub that has seen more action than any fantasy suite date. Stay tuned for Hometowns, stoners!
Published 03/21/24
The Bachanadians go to Montreal! The poutine isn't offensive, but Maria's dress choices are! Join us as we partake in the devil's lettuce and offer the highest of Bachelor commentaries.
Published 03/16/24
This episode starts off with a rose ceremony, a trip to Spain, and two 1-1 dates. We get a shocking self elimination, some horrible outfits, and a sneek peak at the potentially sad conclusion to the season. Stay tuned for our next episode, stoners!
Published 03/07/24
Hey stoners, we're back after a short hiatus! In this episode, we get an awkward 2:1 date while the other girls get sausages and Swiss cheese slapping their faces. Stay tubed for our next episode coming sooooper soon!
Published 02/28/24
In this episode, the queens of the Golden Bachelor return and host a group date talent show, and it's just as awkward as it's sounds. Joey has another 1-1 date, some drama ensues, and the word "bully" is uttered. Listen as we get super stoned and recap!
Published 02/10/24
Hey stoners! We are thrilled to have had a chance to record with the ladies of Stoner Chicks Podcast! Listen as we make our predictions for Joey's season after watching the first 2 episodes. Stay tuned for our end-of-season recap!
Published 02/08/24
In this episode, Joey picks his first 1:1, a cake gets dramatically thrown on the ground, and the show gets its first decent musical guest. This episode was hilarious, and we can't wait for you to hear us give it the stoner treatment!
Published 02/03/24