Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette!   David Koresch Glasses!   Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem! - Arden does not want to hear someone say they are unlovable if they just had two people declare their love! - Jacquis can only count to date TWO! - Rachel comes in the with the TEA about Zaddies Jordan and Marc! - Mike does NOT want Guy or Chock to give him the silent treatment! All that...

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's!  Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of dating older dudes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the NON-FANTASY suites of Golden Bachelorette!  Pascal being extra French! Cocks!  No sex!!!!! - Arden thinks Joan did not want to get at it with Guy so she called the whole thing off! - Jacquis was HERE for the horny cruise ship! - Mikie thinks Joan does not bone! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robby BB and Arden's platonic life partner are BACK to talk about Joan's HOMETOWNS!! Pascal going dowwwwnnnnn! Rosie the cat! Funeral Dates!! - Arden thinks that Guy's sister is Melissa Leo! - Erin make phone calls as one of Pascal's four penises! - Rob thinks that they played cornhole OVER the body!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season!  Talking Animals!  Pascal at a bowling alley!  Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to bang Pascal! - Wells can't compete with Snow White! - Doug wants to flush Arden's bird fountain! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik!  Engaged suitors!  Dancing Chaos! Bachelorette inside info and hot takes on the Golden Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -Jim wants there to be a Golden GOLDEN Bachelorette! - Whitney wants Joan's cupcakes!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette!  Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi! - Dr. B is convinced the three of them have the same dad! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!  Sunshine and Goldie!  Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack, Gary, Pascal and Charles! - Mike is OBSESSED with Jack!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!!  Chock O'Noodle Soup!  Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents!   - Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!! - Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!! - Mikey's golden friend is coming in with the HOT TAKES! - Whitney SOBBED like a baby at Take Me Home!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding!  Whistling!  Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!! - Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football! - Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK! - Whitney debuts Douglette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!!  Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem! - Arden fell for Devin's B******T! - Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!! - Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE!  Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room!  Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis! - Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date! - Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date! - Arden's date Stathis wants Arden to be the Bachelorette in a house of 300 suitors! All...

Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy! - Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE!  AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements!  Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing! - Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera! - Mike was fascinated to watch Sam short circuit when one too many questions got asked! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys!  Plaid crop tops!  Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler! - Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get him in there! - Maggie was excited for Anna's brother to go home! - Dr. Banana is going to help Arden sell her JEWELRY!!!   All that...

Rob brings his mom Viv to join Jess and Evan Ambrose and Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 4 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Clinking glass!  Danny Zuko! Viv "Horny Patrol" Benedict! - Arden thinks every date should have people dropping from the sky behind the Bachelorette! - Rob and Evan are the same age!! - Viv thinks there are a lot of 10’s but Devin only has a 10 personality! - Evan thinks that Sam M is not into her he is just like "Oh Hell yeah!" - Jess...

Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 3 of Jenn's season!  Eye Contact!  Asking questions! Grabbing Ass! - Arden was impressed when Marcus banged his helmet! - Jerry thinks Devin is the spawn of Satan! - Jacquis thinks Spencer lost the game when he admitted he was cheated on! - Maggie thought that Spencer had to trauma bond quickly to let Jenn know he had been married! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See...

Paget, Rob and Doug join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 2 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette!  Big Boy Pants! Melanie the snake!  Star wars clothes!- Arden would watch 78 hours of Hakeem on ANY show! - Paget thinks Jenn wants to POUNCE on Sam M! - Rob thinks Sam wants to say "I want to break into your house!" - Doug wants to wear Melanie to the Met Gala! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr ...

Seth joins Arden and Don to break down the FIRST episode of Jenn's Bachelorette season! Balloons! Diarrhea syndrome! Bullies!! - Arden thinks Sam looks like Juan Pablo! - Seth would have figured out a way to get Jenn to drive off in his Corvette! - Don wants Jenn to run away with the swimmer! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!  Draft Picks are here for Jenn's season of the Bachelorette!  Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith join Arden and Dr. Banana to make all the picks! THE ODDS ARE GOOD BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!! Wide mustaches! Pet portrait photographers! Rib Tattoos!   - Arden thinks they fired the ABC photographer and let Mittens take the pictures! - Jacquis thinks some of the guys are there to f**k his girlfriend! - Whitney is on Instagram patrol to get a REAL idea...

Bachelor Stars Aaron Clancy, Logan Seagull, Aaron Bryant and Tyler Norris! And WYATR royalty Jacquis Neal, Jess Ambrose, Our Friend Whitney and Dr. Banana join Arden for a LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA AT Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego!!!  Who will win the contest of the biggest BRO of all?? Who will let Arden execute her dreams of doing the Bachelorette run and jump leg wrap greeting??? LISTEN AND FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict returns with the Captain Doug Benson to break down Joey's Season Finale! Keyholes! Shot O'Clock! Anna channels PAOLOOOOOOO!!!!   - Arden feels like Daisy had the Bachelorette audition of a lifetime! - Rob was wondering if Joey's mom had a few Chards? - Doug was excited to talk about bathing suits!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.