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“These people are pure evil, and aren’t even entertaining while having zero compassion, empathy, or basic human decency.”
wingsofdelay via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/13/23
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“Awe show little creepy with Hollywood executives are delusional why movies are like they are”
robtdog via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/30/23
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“Past tense of course. Sydney abandoned us. So this show doesn’t exist anymore. What a huge disappointment. And nobody even had the decency to explain what happened. We were loyal and then we were abandoned. Sigh.”
Evergreen Statesman via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/05/22
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“Your hiatus has given me time to catch up on missed episodes. I love Sydney’s atheist views contrasted against Elijah’s Christian views. I can’t wait for Jaco to come back and talk about exorcisms. Love the wacky guests, keep them coming. Northwest Grower Gang signing out.”
NWgrowergang via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/27/22
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“I miss you guys.”
Abcde_ghijklmnop via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/25/22
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“😭😭😭😭😭 just over here eatin Ben and Jerrys wondering where you went… its ok… i have Lewis Capaldi to cry to. Its a good ab work out. I can wait.”
GINGERwithCOMPUTERaccess via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/19/22
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“Miss this show! Hope you’re back soon!”
Ikīllû via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/14/22
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“I’m lost without you”
johnny_utah91 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/12/22
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“What happened?”
Sgt2517 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/06/22
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“You are my favorite part of the day! Xxoo”
noway2024 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/26/22
“The aliens are here. I believe in aliens and demons. So there are demons in DC. I love this show makes me lol when you need now.”
jefreyesptien via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/09/22
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“What a show. Elijah, you signed my hat in DC, that was cool. Thanks. Also i sprouted my first pube listening to this show. Nice”
bruh516 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/07/22
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“I used to have low self esteem but then my wife’s boyfriend introduced me to You Are Here. I still have low self esteem but now I’m at least informed about the current events in our nation.”
PowBP via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/06/22
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“After you plugged in the laptop you started hearing a buzz because you touched it and completed the circuit. You need a ground lift. Or the opposite of a ground lift.”
Kiera Byrd via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/05/22
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“This show is just like my friends and I sitting around drinking and talking politics. Except more intelligent… sometimes. Eventually someone gets sloshed and starts screaming madness so the rest of the group has to yell louder and all chaos breaks loose. Love it!”
MrsMc10 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/31/22
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“This show was promoted to me as a cure for cancer after I was diagnosed with a women penis cancer tomorrow.
I watched every episode, AND I was cured!!!! Not only my cancer died but also my whole family !!! Rejoice in the name of spaghetti monster, Jesus Christ (the Catholics one) and lord and...”Read full review »
Governmedaddy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/31/22
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“Do you struggle with early onset diabetes? Do you have chronic diarrhea? Do you lay awake at night wondering why the roof of you mouth tastes like an old nickel? If you identify with one or all of these problems then look no further than “You Are Here”. If you are here already in the reviews...”Read full review »
Bilko97 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/31/22
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“My nightly routine is to lay in the bean bag chair with a big ol bag of crickets listening to this program…have Sara on more”
College guy40205 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/31/22
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“I know it’s a thing to joke about the show solving medical issues, but the show actually helped me. Sydney read a super chat regarding micro plastics about a recall on Phillips CPAP machines. My machine was recalled and I didn’t know it until I heard that chat. Because of this I just ordered a...”Read full review »
BPCrane via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/30/22
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“Hey Elijah and Syd! Love listening to y’all speak on current events and other crazy news. I really enjoy your sometimes differing takes on things that involve religion. I consider myself an agnostic, so it’s cool to get to hear from both sides. Y’all also have the best guests! Whether it’s just...”Read full review »
Jordie Smallz via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/30/22
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“I was walking around a mall that Wasn’t my usual spot when I realized I was way more lost than I had ever been before. I had just started a new medication to help with my recent gout and anxiety diagnosis and ended up searching you are here looking for a mall directory. After listening to 17...”Read full review »
dudewutup via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/29/22
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“Elijah And Sydney are pretty cool.
Upsides: They’re very open, and will discuss most anything and read almost any comment. Elijah is based and pragmatic, and Sydney is bubbly but forthright.
Downsides: Elijah can be wishy-washy at times, dancing around certain subjects. Sydney at times comes...”Read full review »
Emperor Tiberius via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/29/22
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“I started watching You Are Here a while ago when they had John Doyle on, and haven’t stopped watching since. I very much enjoy the casual and upbeat nature of the podcast and I love tow watch it at the end of a long day to wind down. 10/10 would recommend!”
Dddaaaxxx via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/29/22
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“This show works miracles! After three short months of daily listening, I am happy, healthy, and can sleep through the night! Throughout my entire life I have suffered from severe bedwetting and have had to wear diapers just like Harry Styles. I am now dryer than humanly possible, and was informed...”Read full review »
Elijar’s left ankle via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/29/22
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“I’ve eaten crickets. Flavored ones. Not much taste to them. Also a critter cupcake. Lol it had a scorpion on top meal worms too. Ground up crickets in the jelly center. Too sweet for me.”
Restow via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/26/22
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“Absolutely love—Constantly laughing & shouting “THANK YOU”—when discussing common sense issues. Seriously, you guys are awesome, keep exposing reality & bringing laughter into our overly-sensitive world.
Ps. I’m curious to know how the men’s swim team has reacted watching their mediocre...”Read full review »
kelamasto via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/23/22
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“My ex left me due to me listening to Alex Jones, forgetting to pick the boy up from school (bc I was listening to AJ), and day drinking. After discovering YAH my life has been transformed. Still day drinking, and yes the boy still hates me but now I think he might be trans. Anywho , ElPfizer +...”Read full review »
Way DVOA via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/21/22
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“This is 100% my go to podcast to brave the cold mountain winters. When I feel the icy tendrils of hypothermia creep into my bones, Elijar’s heated passion and Sydney’s sultry tones kindle a raging fire deep in my soul that pushes back the frostbite that threatens to overtake me”
Landoot via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/19/22
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“The cast is an absolute Godsend. I was diagnosed with chlamydia,inflammatory demyelinating polyradiculoneuropathy, and anatidaephobia at 12. I found this last year and have been cured ever since. Love y’all. Remember 2 Thessalonians 3:3 “But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen you and...”Read full review »
Sophiet Union via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“Doctors gave me just minutes to live and rather than reach out to my loved ones to say goodbye, I decided to listen to this podcast and as the sound waves hit my ears, every metric of my life improved. The doctors, all 17 of them, came back into my room and told me my esosinophillic esophagitis,...”Read full review »
The Alleycatt via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“"You are Here" is easily one of the best podcast shows on the internet. The conversations between Elija and Syndey are always full of political insight, funny banter, and just the right amount of naughtiness. This show may not be as intellectual as "The Glenn Beck Program '',...”Read full review »
Chandledorf via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“After living as a ghost for 22 years, I was cured of my ghostlyness after watching an episode. I was doing my ghostly duty of haunting the living when all of a sudden, they turned on this show. After listening for a few minutes, my body suddenly became solid again and I was no longer a ghost. I...”Read full review »
Deadpool428 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“You guys are great and I loved the show. After listening to this show my teeth got whiter, my iq went up 50 points, and butterflies flew around me.
However… I listened to Slightly Offensive with Sav returning as a guest and I broke down. The cruel world has turned Sav into something...”Read full review »
LWC ROCKS! via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“I have been watching you are here since the first show. Prior to you are here I was depressed. I also had heart issues and erectile distinction. After watching the show for months my depression heart issues and ED has been cured. Sydney and Sarah Gonzalez are a instant cure for ED”
ben08161993 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“Watching YAH has cured my chronic masterbaitor syndrome. Although it does occasionally trigger my turrets which I immediately film for my tic tac followers. Keep up the great content! And I love my heartfelt mug!”
The maad IT guy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“I was forced to listen to “You Are Here” while my arm was caught in the microwave and could not go anywhere. Sydney gave me good advice on how to deal with my halitosis and Elijah went on a rant about how he hates when people stop at the first gas pump instead of pulling all the way forward. The...”Read full review »
The Original El Guapo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“I can’t even begin to describe how much these people have done for me. They cured my testicular cancer, which was incredible enough to have as a women. The doctors never thought I could overcome it. If you think you have an incurable condition- this is the show for you. The also cured my cat’s...”Read full review »
Olivia Claire H via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“Elijahmed is a good friend of John Doyle who many are saying is the next big thing in conservative political discourse. John always talks about what him and his cool friends will do when they seize the reigns of power. This causes me to envision them both eating a dozen eggs, beating up furries,...”Read full review »
charygoate via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/22
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“After only one show, I came to my senses and immediately detransitioned back to a female. After two, my Autism was partially cured.”
Raē555555 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/15/22
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“Eligay and Squidney are two of the funniest, most well-informed retards on the internet. Not only do they talk about THE most up-to-date news in the world but also bring the hottest guests known to mankind. Need examples? Sara Gonzalez, Chrissie Mayr, Katie Hopkins, Alex Stein, and I suppose John...”Read full review »
syd dos via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/15/22
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“Sydney and Elijtard are so funny and make my day. Listening to this podcast has cured my AIDSronabola. Unfortunately it’s made my mild autism flare up and become full blown, but you can’t win them all. Much love.”
Carmeloo_16 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/14/22
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“What can I say, Elijenkum and Sydeez Nuts never fail to shine a light in this dark world. Listening to You Are Here LITERALLY cured my dwarfism. For many years I was only 3 feet tall, but it has caused me to grow to a staggering 6 foot 9! #GrowerGang It has also cured my Parkinson's,...”Read full review »
Queen emerald via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/13/22
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“I used to be a porn addict but now I just eli-jack off to this! I haven’t visited a porn website in months! And thanks to Brandon I’ve saved thousands of dollars by switching from expensive sensitive skin lotion to egg whites! Sydney, when can you start selling body pillows of Brandon?”
JuracekPark_ via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/11/22
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“Thanks to the Tard and Sydney I can say that my IQ has reached the quadruple digits. I was diagnosed with stage 3 brain cancer but it miraculously changed into a second brain after watching YAH. The doctors think it may have been to Elijahs shaming that encouraged the cancer to better itself. I...”Read full review »
Rigorously Blunt via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/11/22
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