Episodes
The boys jump right back into the topic sweeping the nation: Drago’s sickness. Geoff tries to share what Alex missed by canceling on him in Atlanta, while Drago admits he’s moved onto the "sad phase" of his illness. All this talk brings up Tommy-Gate (tune into the Patreon for the truth). Drago brings in some research to quiz Geoff, only for Geoff to flip the quiz back on Drago to test his retention. The boys debate who’d be better at yoga and question why people in their 30s still watch...
Published 11/25/24
Published 11/25/24
In the first episode since the election, the boys discuss the results, the incoming president, and the potential new policies. While Geoff is feeling a bit worried, Alex suspects it may be all smoke and mirrors. They recap their weekend on the road in Cleveland, where Drago, still sick, admits he was a bit of a bad hang at times. He also shares that he sent food back at the club and lashed out at an audience. Alex apologizes for not being fun this month. Through it all, we remain the only...
Published 11/18/24
Recorded a day before the election, the boys read through some last minute odds and their picks on who they think will win the election. Geoff brings up enough things that this election might impact that Alex finally starts feeling antsy about not voting.  Drago gives a health update as Geoff mentions people in Detroit were asking about his well-being. Alex talks about how his sinus infection has shifted his outlook on life. And, Geoff shares perhaps the greatest crowd work discovery in...
Published 11/11/24
Still sick and now on antibiotics, Drago kicks off the show by admitting he has a man crush on Shohei Ohtani. He then recaps his weekend shows in DC, including taking an all-time L after one of his comments in the greenroom. Geoff checks in on Alex’s journey to become a voter, which leads to Drago asking for reasons he should vote. The boys weigh in on Tony Hinchcliffe’s recent set at a Republican rally at MSG, and they answer your Patreon questions, including sharing their irrational...
Published 11/04/24
After a weekend of shows in Madison, WI, Drago shows up recovering from an illness that was ultimately sinusitis— diagnosed provided by a doctor with great hands. The boys recount just how sick Drago was during the weekend run. Geoff was skeptical at first, but things really hit home when Alex admits he was so sick that his "dinky" wasn’t working. Alex also shares the story of sitting next to a born-again Christian on his flight. Geoff tries something new by being positive, giving shoutouts...
Published 10/28/24
Hilarious comic and Geoff’s former comedy competition rival, Ali Sultan, joins the pod. Ali talks about his recent move to New York City and how he’s finding his footing in the comedy scene. The boys dive into the worst comedy advice they’ve ever received. Ali teaches Drago and Geoff about Yemen, while Drago shares his thoughts on Ethiopian food. And, together everyone reflects on where they were and how they reacted when they heard about Osama Bin Laden’s death. Give Ali a follow on...
Published 10/21/24
The pod kicks off with Alex discussing why some people might be paid to say climate change is real, before the boys dive a bit deeper into the topic of Diddy. Geoff shares the first recap of the week, talking about a recent festival he attended in Arkansas, right in the heart of Walmart country. Drago has taken the woke pill with his new stances on capitalism. Geoff reads a text Alex sent him after five mezcal margaritas at a wedding this past weekend, and the boys unpack the aftermath of...
Published 10/14/24
With spooky season upon us, Drago declares that drinking is back! To kick off the episode, he shares a mental health conversation he had at a recent birthday party, which leads to a discussion about planned time off. Drago seeks more friendship advice from Geoff, the king of friendship himself, before Alex admits he enjoys starting arguments in the group chat. Geoff talks about his time in LA this past week. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY...
Published 10/07/24
Drago kicks off the pod on a positive note by giving Geoff a gift before he dives into a recap of his time on the road with Lucas Zelnick. Then, Geoff recounts his weekend in Edmonton and his quest for healthy food in one of the continent's biggest malls. Along the way, Drago admits he takes NyQuil to help him sleep at night and prefers it over melatonin. Thanks to a Patreon question, the boys debate whether they’d rather receive a boatload of money or end world hunger. Through it all we...
Published 09/30/24
Back from their writing retreat in the woods, the boys are loaded with stories from shows and time spent in nature. Alex and Geoff teamed up for some 2-on-2 basketball, which left Drago fully convinced that his NBA dreams were officially over. Alex discovered that Geoff can’t cook and might be the most sensitive guy he knows, while Geoff learned that Alex hates trying new things. The guys also get answers about morning wood, and the Patreon questions lead to a deep dive into hot world...
Published 09/23/24
With Jamie Wolf dropping in as the guest this week, Drago comes in sweating about a recent tough decision that he had to make.The choices: going on the road for a weekend with Geoff or auditioning for a Don’t Tell taping.  Jamie learns that Geoff does less-than decent things to pillows. The boys ask Jamie if he’s dating, which leads to learning the type of women Hinge is pitching to Drago.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Make sure to give Jamie a follow on Instagram:...
Published 09/16/24
Drago comes in hot with stories from his weekend in Nashville, which include hanging out with some well-known comics, going to Kid Rock’s bar, giving a stranger his number, and making it to third base with a teacher. Geoff talks about his trip with Reggie Miller to Poughkeepsie and a hike that had him going number two in the woods. The boys also share their thoughts on the NFL and provide an update on the presidential election betting odds. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. ...
Published 09/09/24
Recovering from a bout of sickness, Alex joins the pod with a heavy case of COVID brain. Things start off hot when the boys realize they haven’t been checking in with each other on a personal level. Geoff admits one of his flaws is a lack of empathy for individuals, although he does feel empathy for large groups. The great fork vs. spoon debate ensues, leading into a discussion on the DNC and the latest presidential betting odds. Alex also shares the wild story of how he once had a 0.0 GPA...
Published 09/02/24
Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past. Geoff answers Alex’s trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus’s death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN...
Published 08/26/24
The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps. Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago’s weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar’s broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety. Through it all we remain the only...
Published 08/19/24
Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan’s latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years. A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn’t spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other...
Published 08/12/24
The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny’s in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago’s anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff’s set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support!  In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone. Through it all we remain the only...
Published 08/05/24
Geoff is back, bearing stories of stories of his travels to the midwest, including an encounter with someone who was lighting him at his sold out shows. He also weighs in on the recent assassination attempt on Trump.  Drago was traveling to the great state of Colorado this past week, which brought him to the realization that, “Nature might be it,” despite getting spooked by the idea of a mountain lion attack while he sat within a stone’s throw of a Chipotle. Also on this episode, Drago...
Published 07/29/24
Two-time cancer survivor, old friend of Drago’s, and creator of one of the funniest comedy hours you’ll ever see, The One Ball Show, Terence Hartnett joins the pod. With Geoff on the road, Drago goes deep, asking Terence about both his testicular and lung cancer, making sure not to skip over tough questions such as "what was your boner journey like?" Hear all about Terry’s story, including working with Lance Armstrong’s ball doctor and running a half marathon after having a lung removed. ...
Published 07/22/24
Sketch comic, social media extraordinaire, and solid 7.2 Dan Carney steps up as guest host and shares what it's like to be in an acting class with the woman who made the viral “I’m looking for a man in finance” song. Drago and Dan dive into Dan’s problems with authority and share their takes on Ozempic. Together, they tackle your Patreon questions, including whether or not you should tell your buddy that you didn’t like his ex after the breakup. Check out Dan’s hilarious sketches on the...
Published 07/15/24
Geoff recaps two big recent life events: his sister’s wedding and seeing Dead & Company at the Sphere. He reviews his view of his performance as the officiant and how the people reacted. Drago shares a story about going out in "Dime Village" and running into a girl he used to hook up with after texting her that he was staying in for the night. And, the boys discuss teleportation dissolvation and talk about the largest domestic plane crash in America.  To all the mommas, poppas and pop...
Published 07/08/24
Bob Dylan lover and hilarious comic Raanan Hershberg joins the boys to talk about his new special "Brave," available now on YouTube. Give it a watch as soon as you finish the pod—you won’t be disappointed. LINK TO SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMz4nrdX9w8 With Raanan, the boys discuss their times on the road together, hacky road comics, good and bad movies, and how someone stole a man's soul for $5. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY...
Published 07/01/24
With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC. Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/  ...
Published 06/24/24
With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperament got. Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister’s wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff...
Published 06/17/24