Episodes
A game with a humanoid car has an unreachable hidden stage! That's a game we didn't know we needed!
AI is only used in ways it shouldn't be.
Why does entertainment media ALWAYS get game development wrong?!
We talk about how many people use VR (gives us an opportunity to dis Meta).
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Published 11/29/24
Final Fantasy Rebirth Platinum trophy is tooooo hard!
Sony has offered to buy Kadokawa, that probably won't go badly at all.
C'mon people, Transformers One was amazing!
You and Niantic have been multitasking for 8 years!
We have a new suggestion for a Nintendo product that they can announce instead of the Switch 2.
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Published 11/22/24
We got to see what it would be like to wait for the new Donkey Kong ride, but not the ride itself! Thanks, Nintendo.
What's up with Embracer? (we take a little too much pleasure in their decreased profits).
Sonic controversy!!
We found a ridiculous list of videogames that are too 'woke'! Some our favorites titles were: Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge (I love some petty revenge!) and Duck Detective - The Secret Salami. (This one speaks for itself!)
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Published 11/15/24
Well... here we are...
The Switch 2 will have backwards compatibility, even though it doesn't officially exist yet.
The age old mystery of Suzetta Minet is finally solved. (no, don't take the easy way out and Google it, press play!)
Some bad news for Warner Bros. (they are my nemesis so some swears are uttered, you have been warned)
Robert talks about Multiversus and the stunning cast of characters it entails.
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Published 11/08/24
it may seem like we spend the entire time ridiculing the new Nintendo Music.
But we also talk about:
Path of Exile news
Sony gives Firewalk Studios and Neon Koi the axe.
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Published 11/01/24
Robert really enjoyed playing Detention (Taiwan is a country, fyi).
Poppy Playtime chapter 2 almost killed Robert!
Robert learned some things about himself playing Phasmophobia.
ZOMBIE FUN RUN's Steam page is coming soon!
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Published 10/25/24
The ancient and terrifying 13 days of Indieween are upon us!
The spin on the Riot statement was legendary!
Our kids love Uematsu the way other people's kids love Taylor Swift.
Tekken 8 is paying players (that's always a good sign).
Is the Pickleball game over priced? (if you are thinking yes, and don't even know the price, you are right.)
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Published 10/18/24
What is Ten Cent up to?
What is Konami up to? (this enables us to talk about Robert's one-sided feud with Kojima!)
What the hell is Nintendo thinking with the debut of ALARMO?
Does Roblox have anything redeeming? (spoiler: the answer is no!)
Is it too late for Robert to become a chemist? (Yes... the answer is yes)
These questions and more in this episode!
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Published 10/11/24
We discuss:
Zombie Fun Run is getting closer!!
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 (well, that tells you exactly what it's about)
Wishlists are so fun!
Do younger people prefer multiplayer games more than the olds? (We have a lot to say about this)
Recent game genres (scary, looking games is my fav)
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Published 10/04/24
We discuss:
Threads of Time
Starbites: Taste of Desert (who doesn't need more mechs?)
Tanuki: Pon's Summer
Assassin's Creed is definitely coming out, just not soon.
Decapolice may or may not be coming out (we'll find out in 2026).
Zombie Fun Run screenshot!
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Published 09/27/24
Nintendo is suing over the videogame where Pokemon are packing heat!
Switch 2 rumors (Surprise! They aren't changing anything!)
UFO 50 is out! And Robert rejoices!
We finally get a playable Zelda!
Robert rants about the EA AI concept video (This is the best AI they could fake?!)
In honor of Echoes of Wisdom, we talk about Zelda having to save ghost Link's butt, and he still doesn't get the kiss.
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Published 09/20/24
Lots to discuss this week:
There is a new PS5! Yay! Its almost exactly the same, but Sony would like you to please buy it anyway.
Annapurna employees walk out and they are totally not going to start a company of their own.
Unity is really, really sorry about that whole "evil" thing.
Should the Kingdom of Hyrule be employing people to build a water park when they only have one guard for the Triforce?
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Published 09/13/24
You wanted to hear Robert's opinion on a bunch of random games? Wow. you are in the right place!
Visions of Manna
Concord is out!
Also, Concord is shutting down!
Fantasian Neo Dimension (say that five times fast!) (Zeboyd Games is not responsible for any injury caused by saying that five times fast!)
Utopia Must Fall
Plus we pitch a cathartic battle game and continue our discussion of the in explicable Zelda cartoon.
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Published 09/06/24
Victory is mine, victory is mine. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land! (My Sims games coming to the Switch!)
Other announcements:
Tetris!
Castlevania!
Atelier game who's name was too long for me to remember to type here (which Robert may not be playing)
Trails in the Sky (that Robert will probably be playing).
Are there Winged Eyeballs in The Legend of Zelda Game?
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Published 08/30/24
Who doesn't love Little Nightmares?
What if there were no more consoles???
Should your child be spending $4000 on his fav game?
We talk about a game Robert has never head of Tokyo Extreme Racer (It's back y'all!)
Link turns into Inuyasha! (a much worse, poorly animated and poorly written Inuyasha)
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Published 08/23/24
A tribute to Rachael Lillis
Tango Gameworks is back in business!
The Crimson Diamond
Fields of Mysteria
The (not) highly awaited Pickleball videogame!
The Legend of Zelda: Doppleganger - You know that feeling when you watch a show and its better than it has any right to be, this episode won't burden you with that feeling.
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Published 08/16/24
Game informer has winged it's way to the place where gaming magazines are eternally blessed! (sad!)
There is so much Doom dooming its way to the people who regularly doom.
The Borderlands movie, fresh or rotten? (Apparently its rotten, so very rotten.)
Come learn about the deeply terrible movies that we genuinely like. (have fun criticizing us!)
The Legend of Zelda shows us that everyone (including the King) wants Link (I think they can all do better), and there's an inexplicable werewolf. ...
Published 08/09/24
Today, in Zeboyd world:
Apple Arcade seems worrisome...
A video game company hires hundred of people... no, nope, not at all, Bungie lays off many, many people.
Romhacking.net is shuttered, Robert takes it hard.
CRT is bad. There is no wiggle room there, what is wrong with people?
We are obligated to mention Keanu Reeves every third episode to stay in the fan cult.
In Zelda rewatch news: Link tries to sneak into the princesses room, a cool ninja appears, and we discuss who is objectively...
Published 08/02/24
The videogame industry is a mixed bad isn't?
Some video game employees saw the rise of unions this week, yay!
Others saw more abrupt layoffs, boo!
There is also the news that we can't decide if it was good or bad, so meh?
Come play with us as we discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly. (the ugly being a shockingly disturbing and unpredictable Zelda ep).
Enjoy!
Published 07/26/24
Yes it is! Until it isn't. Good luck with that. (Also, videogame should always be written as one word)
We have received more info on Nintendo's Eimo.
New game from Strange Scaffold
Elden Ring
New Ranma 1/2 series
The Legend of Zelda ep 3 (Cleaniness is next to hero-ness,)
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Published 07/19/24
You all know that the video game industry is a cruel place to work (or not be able to work) so we aren't discussing that today, instead, games!
Trails Through Daybreak has captured Robert's heart! He plays it when he doesn't have to, the ultimate compliment!
Terraria sells 58 million copies!
NIntendo making a horror game? We got a teaser for the game Emio!
We experienced the 2nd ep of The Legend of Zelda cartoon. Could it be worse than the first? Did we get to hear the coveted catch phrase?...
Published 07/12/24
Listen to Robert talk about what he likes and dislikes about the Trails series (Does Robert love the pacing?)
Do we have lots of positive things to say about Free To Play games? (spolier: no, no we don't)
There is an old Zelda cartoon: Link isn't going to get the Princess to have sex with him if he doesn't act less like a jerk.
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Published 07/05/24
Welcome, won't you?
Spy family is out now!
Needing to play all of the Trails game, in order, so the story makes sense leads inexplicably to a Star Wars discussion (like everything else in our house!)
The controversially hot topic of Elden Ring balancing!
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Published 06/29/24
We know that you can't really enjoy a Nintendo Direct unless you can hear our random opinions about everything therein. You are in luck, here they are!
Also, included:
If you are going to leak info, please be even remotely good at it.
A longer argument than you might expect ensues about the Switch II.
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Published 06/23/24