The time is NOW spaceheads! The Bastards and Clan Zarg have descended on Zarg Moon disguised as a dinky tour group, snapping up souvenirs and following a tiny little flag on a stick while they wave all their selfie sticks because THERE’S A CASTLE TO TAKE AND BY GOD, WE ARE DOING IT FOR THE ‘GRAM!
Finally back in their own minds after a near spacewalk; our scrappy Bastards warp onward to Zarg Moon and their waiting allies. Quick! Somebody call a project manager- these idiots are organizing a WAR.
The Bastards are making their way... towards Firsnear, but it's a long ways to go. So the team kick back and enjoy a few road beers- until Dr. Ze starts getting a call, into his mind!