Episodes
Hello Beauty Translated listeners, today for our series finale we are so excited to bring you this amazing conversation that Carmen and Janie got to have with THE Dylan Mulvaney. Please enjoy our conversation with Dylan about her days of girlhood, trans visibility, and what pride month looks like moving past the pride meltdown of 2023.
And yes listeners and friends, you read that correctly - Beauty Translated is not being picked up for a fourth season. We hope you enjoyed our journey from...
Published 04/03/24
Welcome to Queer Chronicles, where we hand over the mic to the vibrant voices of trans and queer teenagers residing in pivotal battleground states across the United States. In this insightful podcast, we delve deep into their everyday experiences, joys, and challenges, offering an intimate glimpse into their lives.
Through a blend of personal audio diaries, candid interviews, and poignant life recordings, listeners embark on a journey to understand the intricate tapestry of existence as a...
Published 03/30/24
When was the last time you went outside and touched grass? Are you still doing the math to figure out how Bernie can win? Who am I? and...who are you? ...Cat...Turd? Squirt Mcwho? Only Russian assets still say "homie"! Well, Yes! Pussy in bio!
This week on the pod we are chronically online with the extraordinary Juniper of the podcast Western Kabuki. It's the episode you've all been waiting for, you just didn't know it yet! We hope this episode doesn't short-circuit your brain, and that you...
Published 03/27/24
This week on the podcast we are speaking with a guest who has just made her escape from Arkham Asylum - Vera Drew is the Director and Star of the much anticipated upcoming film "The People's Joker". Enjoy our chat with Vera as we learn about all of the (legal) trials and tribulations she had along the way to making her amazing film.
The People's Joker is coming to select theaters on April 12th. Find out if there is a screening near you!
Watch the music video for Janie Danger's new single...
Published 03/20/24
Today on the pod we are joined by THE guy who correctly predicted the 2022 election outcomes, Ettingermentum, and he's breaking down what the presidential elections in 2024 will look like. We're so grateful to have Josh on this week to help us understand this crazy system. We're also discussing the modern history of Southern electoral politics and the recent use of anti-trans legislation in attempts to unify the right. As it turns out, anti-trans legislation does NOT bring out more voters....
Published 03/13/24
In this episode, we are joined by queer film historian Liz Purchell. We are FINALLY giving you the Beauty Translated movie episode you've been dying for and its MAXI! So bring your popcorn, and get ready for some new movie recommendations from queer history!
Check out Liz's film programming in Austin & in New York City
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Published 03/06/24
This week the girls are sitting down to chat with Marcos, Ivy, and Shoggs, The Homies from The Ain't Shit Show. Join us this week for a fun, lighthearted, and NSFW hang. We learn about Marco's philosophy of "Homieism" and how everyone can be a Homie if they want to be. Then, buckle up, cause everyone starts sharing their worst Craigslist Casual Encounters stories. Do you have any casual encounter stories to tell? We'd love to hear them next week, call us! 678-561-2785
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Published 02/28/24
On this week's episode, Janie brings her friend Haela Hunt Hendrix to the show. Haela is the black metal musician behind the project Liturgy. In this conversation, the ladies talk about Haela's unique approach to making black metal, the inspiration she finds within the Holy Trinity and Christianity, and how we interpret those beliefs as modern trans women. Why are younger generations returning to religion? How can we evoke the name of Christianity to show people the reality that God made us...
Published 02/21/24
On this very special Valentine's Day episode of Beauty Translated, Carmen and Janie sit down with the men in each of their lives. Alan and Sam are the long-time boyfriends of each of the girls respectively, in this episode, we take a nostalgic stroll down Lovers Lane and get to know just how they came to fall in love, and later Janie and Carmen grill the guys over a game of Newly Weds. Do you think the guys should get their chance to grill the girls in a follow-up? Let us know!
If you love...
Published 02/14/24
What's a Beauty Translated episode without a little movie talk before the main topic? This week on the podcast, Janie and Carmen are talking with the Traveling Career Girl herself, Taylor Snider! An inspiration to many women in the trans community - Join us as we talk with Taylor about the many lives she has lived from an elite escort, to fashion designer.
If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an...
Published 02/07/24
Put your transvestigating caps on Beauties! Today we've got Hesse Deni (Seeking Derangements, Chapo Movie Mindset) and we are going DOWN the rabbit hole of transvestigations and the people who dedicate their lives to exposing the secret world of inverted celebrities! Be sure to bring your sense of humor for this one :)
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Published 01/31/24
In this episode, Carmen and Janie sit down with their friend Sofi Fowler (The Robin Shakedown Band, Three Women The Band) who has just had her bottom surgery 4 weeks prior. In this fun chat, we make a few detours to discuss our favorite movies while masterfully staying on the main topic: Sofi's Neovagina! Listen to this episode to learn all about the ins and outs of bottom surgery for trans women.
If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and...
Published 01/24/24
Beauty Translated is finally BACK! This time Carmen is joined by her new permanent co-host Janie Danger! Featuring an all-new format and 12 new guests - join us every Wednesday for NEW EPISODES! This week Janie and Carmen sit down with the members of the girl-pop trio - The Gurls. Alissah, Domino Presley, and Raquel Starr are visiting Atlanta for PRIDE weekend! They discuss memories of pride past, musical inspirations, and upcoming projects, and Janie Danger invites us all to play a game...
Published 01/17/24
Beauty Translated is back for season 3! Lifelong glamour expert and esthetician Carmen Laurent is joined this season by lo-fi, punk-rock savant Janie Danger. With each episode, the girls sardonically discuss topics relating to the legal, medical, and emotional world of being trans in the modern era. Beauty Translated is made by and for trans people, whether you have been transitioning for years, wondering where to begin, or would just like to relate to a loved one going through their own...
Published 01/10/24
A show about the things we settle for and the bits of ourselves that make us who we are. Crumbs is an audio memoir exploring the intersection of family trauma, addiction, identity, and the pursuit of love. Through raw and honest conversations with her mother, Emmy Olea journeys to unpack her family’s storied past. Though a lot of it sounds straight out of a telenovela -- it’s all true. And it speaks to the questions we all have about who we are.
Listen here and subscribe to Crumbs on the...
Published 09/14/23
Jones makes her mark on history and The Tour ‘23 as one of the first trans models to ever wear a pair of iconic Victoria’s Secret wings. Throughout this deeply revealing interview, Jones discusses her small-town upbringing, VS as a symbol of feminine power, and her role in the Prime Video special. In addition to modeling, she is an advocate, and works to create space for all people in the fashion community. Listen as she tells her story, highlights those who have inspired her, and gives...
Published 09/14/23
Listen up, Beauty Translated fans!
Shondaland Audio and iHeartPodcasts have some exciting news, The Laverne Cox Show is back for season two. Get a spiritual makeover each week as actress and activist Laverne Cox goes with her guests. We think you'll want to hear this season, but don't just take our word for it. Check out the trailer and decide for yourself!
About the podcast: Years ago, a therapist said in our very first session that there are only two things that we can truly control in...
Published 07/27/23
We are still on hiatus until season 3, but Beauty Translated is back for a BONUS episode! Carmen and Janie Danger discuss The Barbie Movie! Tune in to hear the two discuss the hype, the movie, and the crazy conservative backlash!
This episode is self-recorded, produced, and published by me - Carmen, PLEASE excuse the horrible sound quality on my part, I was accidentally recording on my laptop mic T_T
For more from Carmen and Beauty Translated follow @thecarmenlaurent &...
Published 07/26/23
In this very special two-part finale of season 2 of Beauty Translated, Carmen speaks with living legend Monica Helms and her wife Darlene Wagner. They discuss Monica's life, activism, and creation of the trans pride flag, then we open up the conversation to speaking about what it means to be two trans women in love and married in the South, religion, and spirituality, and parenting. Be sure to listen to part one of this interview first - in your feed now!
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Published 07/19/23
In this very special two-part finale of season 2 of Beauty Translated, Carmen speaks with living legend Monica Helms and her wife Darlene Wagner. They discuss Monica's life, activism, and creation of the trans pride flag, then we open up the conversation to speaking about what it means to be two trans women in love and married in the South, religion, and spirituality, and parenting. Be sure to check out the 2nd part of this interview - in your feeds now!
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Published 07/19/23
Welcome to another Beauty Translated minisode! Beauty Translated producer and musician Jess is covering the news with Carmen this week. First they discuss the trans sports debate, and in let's celebrate that, they discuss the new Miss Netherlands!
Footnotes:
Transgender athletes banned from international cycling
Miss Netherlands crowns its first openly trans woman Rikkie Valerie Kollé
For more from Carmen and Beauty Translated follow @thecarmenlaurent & @beautytranslatedpod.
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Published 07/17/23
This week Carmen speaks with the woman who was connecting the trans community with the information and resources before the internet existed, Dallas Denny. Carmen talks with Dallas about her life's work - Creating the American Educational Gender Information Service, Chrysalis magazine, and Southern Comfort conference and what the trans community was like here in the South at that time.
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Published 07/12/23
Welcome to another BIG minisode, this week I'm talking recent news with friend and past guest Zaida Zane and catching up on whats been going on in her world. First we discuss the Lance Armstrong hypocrisy. Then we celebrate Zaida's coming back from an international tour and releasing an AMAZING new EP called Boy Eyes.
Footnotes:
Lance Armstrong Confronted Over 'Disheartening' Trans Remarks on 'Stars on Mars'
Zaida Zane - Boy Eyes
In The Mix: Zaida Zane - Notion
The Fight for Queer...
Published 07/10/23
This week Carmen is talking with the writer Jamie Lauren Keiles about his Instagram account @sexchange.tbt which archives the written trans history of the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s. First, we get to know Jamie and the book he's writing The Third Person about non-binary gender in America, then Carmen and Jamie take a look at some of their favorite posts on his account, with fun discourse to follow!
For more from Carmen and Beauty Translated follow @thecarmenlaurent &...
Published 07/05/23