When was the last time you went outside and touched grass? Are you still doing the math to figure out how Bernie can win? Who am I? and...who are you? ...Cat...Turd? Squirt Mcwho? Only Russian assets still say "homie"! Well, Yes! Pussy in bio! This week on the pod we are chronically online with the extraordinary Juniper of the podcast Western Kabuki. It's the episode you've all been waiting for, you just didn't know it yet! We hope this episode doesn't short-circuit your brain, and that you enjoy it! Watch the music video for Janie Danger's new single "Pure Black Tendency"  HERE! If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an upcoming episode, CALL OUR LOVELINE: 678-561-2785 We will be taking your calls and making your problems worse! For more Beauty Translated, Carmen Laurent and Janie Danger visit: @beautytranslatedpod @thecarmenlaurent @janie_danger See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.