Episodes
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We continue to follow three groups as they attempt to survive the insanity that the world has become. The first story picks up as a plane is about to crash into the highway where Charlie, Ben and Jeff are running away from. This may sound like the most dangerous part of the story, but is it? Mike Feaster, Louise, and Mr. Peebers have made it to the bar, but it doesn’t seem particularly safe either. Not with an amputated woman, and one of those...
Published 09/20/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The world has gone to hell in a handbasket, and rather quickly. Our story revolves around 3 groups of people all trying to survive this escalation of violence in different areas of the east coast of the US. The first story tonight involves old Sal the bus driver. To him, this is a fairly normal stop at the Waffle House, but soon he will find, things are a bit more complicated than a few hungry meth heads. Our second story revolves around a reluctant...
Published 09/13/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The first episode of the new season! You may find this one to be a little different. That’s because we recorded it live at Dragoncon for the first time ever! The story centers around three groups of characters. Our first is a couple trying desperately to move out of the father’s house. Things progress as might one expect in a strange southern swamp family, before a sudden car accident leads to an unusual encounter. The second group is a man, his dog,...
Published 09/06/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new season! Well, kind of. This is the prologue to Season 6. This episode is designed to give YOU the listener an idea of what’s going on in our world currently. From the point of view of someone flipping through channels, you get an idea of not just what’s happening locally, but from a global perspective too! You’ll hear news shows, debate shows, talk shows, and some news from around the world. What do all these clips mean? What is going on in the...
Published 09/02/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is it folks! The final episode of Season 5! It all comes down to this. The forces of...the crew, vs the forces of...Father? Not really a good and evil thing here so much. They’re both kinda crap really. The crew rallies behind their newest allies, the Tenebras as they enact a plan they think will be able to neutralize Father’s biggest strength: a really big laser that blows up planets. The crew isn’t really great at making friends so I’m not sure...
Published 08/30/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The show has gone to the most deranged and disgusting place in history...inside Yokkish’s mind! Actually, it seems pretty empty inside aside from all that chiming noise, versions of the crew, and some random building. Inside, they know Father is waiting. They must face off in order to expel him from Yokkish’s mind. I’m sure Yokkish, and three figments of his imagination will have no issue against an all knowing, all seeing, planetary god being who has...
Published 08/23/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The deal is struck and the plan is in motion. Yokkish and Todd have already begun construction of a tower to draw the fire of Father. Meanwhile, Rowan is on a Not’n’avi ship and preparing to take it over. On the ship, you would think the Not’n’avi would be prepared for anything...but maybe they just didn’t make a contingency for a random person hopping aboard on their home planet.That being said, Rowan, and Clipsworth will do their darndest to use all...
Published 08/16/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has made a deal with Father. In exchange for giving him the chance to destroy the Not’n’avi homeworld, he must be a loyal servant to Father. When the mission is over, it will be Yokkish’s task to bring new worlds into the fold, or bring them destruction if they refuse. The rest of the crew however, does not seem particularly enthused at this prospect. Not that they know all the details, but they know something is up with Yokkish, and they don’t...
Published 08/09/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew have come to the planet Father, home of the Pequar. While this planet has been known to be a source of a bunch of hippies, apparently planet killing technology also exists here. The crew is going to figure out where it is, and of course steal it! Yokkish has decided to take it upon himself to enter into the Father tube. However, it seems that Father is actually a sentient planet. Father also seems to be responsible for the birth...
Published 08/02/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Waking up from an induced sleep the crew finds themselves in the middle of quite the pickle! First off, they didn’t want to be put under against their will, but they don’t really have time to think about it. The Not’n’avi are attacking! With a mostly upgraded ship and some nifty new suits the crew has to shoot their way out. The Tenebris energy wall is no longer a viable defense as the enemy has figured out how to worm their way through the hole. With...
Published 07/26/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Much to the sadness of the crew, they won’t actually be replaying all of Season 1 of Botched: A D&D Podcast. In fact, the simulation ended just before Yokkish could experience the joys of Elvish Medicine. Meanwhile the Tenebris have been outfitting the ship with some technology that will allow them to pass through the energy field unharmed. There is probably one slight detail that the crew forgot about. That they were hired by the Not’n’avi to...
Published 07/19/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, they’re still playing through season 1? Geez, well at least this time around there’s a reason for some of the stuff going on. Why do so many goblins keep spawning? Computer program! The strangest thing about this episode, is how eerily similar some things went in this one as the counterpoint back at the beginning. We did not fake the rolls (regardless of what Australia says), I suppose sometimes the dice gods just like the story the way they like...
Published 07/12/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hey everyone, remember season 1? No? Well we will help with that because the party has decided they really want to stay on the holodeck for a while. You’ll notice that it sounds oddly familiar...like the group is playing back through a game they’ve already played. That being said, here we are again in good ol Angfadstatd. Except this time things are a little bit more meta. How different will this play through be? How much more into the music will they...
Published 07/05/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh I’m sorry, not enough frog facts? Well guess what, we got more. If you’re not amused, neither is the dark matter drive. Once the crew manages to get out of their little predicament, they make it to the Tenebras homeworld, only to find things are not what they anticipated. With this new knowledge, the crew now has to make some decisions on what to do next. What did they learn? How did they get out of the space between spaces? Why are the Tenebras...
Published 06/28/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They just got this ship back, and they JUST outfitted it with a doohicky so they could be the first people to successfully pilot into a wormhole. 1 flight and they’ve already broken it. Seriously? Now they are stuck in a space between dimensions. A place that time forgot I guess. However, they’re still able to move around, so maybe their ship isn’t all the way broken. Not only that but there’s a Tenebras ship frozen in front of them. What do the...
Published 06/21/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy moly! It’s been a looooong time since the crew was piloting that old C.O.P. ship. However, in order to get into the wormhole, they will need to go and retrieve it. Home sweet home. However, before the crew gets to their task, they of course want to ask a lot of questions to the ass-face guy. On top of that, Yokkish has some changes he wants to make in his life. Whether or not they’re for the better is up to interpretation. What is Yokkish...
Published 06/14/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Back on the ship and not a moment to spare! Sal Vager has just taken off and is about to go into hyperdrive. The crew have to make some split second decisions in order to stop him. Sal has the data that he downloaded from the base. Which is because he got there first. Because the crew decided to do some weird asteroid stuff and took forever. All that is to say, Sal sucks and he needs to get his comeuppance! Will the crew catch Sal Vager? What exactly...
Published 06/07/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The great slug has fallen. The crew turned him into goo, and of course Todd kept some. Now they have to race to the server room before Sal Vager gets the data! However, before they get there, they’ll find out that this station has a few other tricks up its sleeve. A lab and a server room are all that stand in their way. Doesn’t sound too hard, but nothing is as it seems. What does this lab do? How does the server room stay cool? What if Todd could get...
Published 05/31/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Bendelflurr is back! Not only that, but it seems he has figured out how to use those powers he got from Ursyla a while back. No longer just a mere Sluggogian, but now he wields untold elemental power. The crew will have to use all their intelligence (what little they have) to take on this old foe. Sure they could run away, but where’s the fun in that? Little does the party know, how incredibly close they were to getting TKO’d if they had handled that...
Published 05/24/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The newly minted crew has made their presence known on the space station. Their newest companion, Rowan, seems to fit in just fine with the psychopathic actions of the others. People have this nasty tendency to pop like meat balloons when they show up. They still have a long way to go before they get to the main computer, and they are far behind their competition. Speaking of competition, an old foe is lying in wait for them. Not only that, but this old...
Published 05/17/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What’s this?!? A new host has entered the game! Welcome to the show Jenna Garrett! The crew has finally arrived at the space station. Sure, they got there in one piece, but maybe if they had some balls, they would have gotten there sooner. Instead, two of their most hated rivals have beaten them there. Inside the station, things aren’t much better. On top of the goons from Sal Vager and Bendelflurr, there are also murder bots, hazardous corridors and...
Published 05/10/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least Yokkish isn’t a murder monster anymore. Well, he is, but now he is a metallic one that doesn’t feel the need to consume the flesh of the living...all the time. The crew continues their way to Todd’s original destination, in order to take that mystery job. Once they finally reach their destination, it has a bit of a multi level marketing feel to it. The presenter is a real a*****e too. Like literally, he’s a Glutean, he has an ass for a...
Published 05/03/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has been subdued finally. A newcomer has arrived to save the day. However, it turns out that it’s really Todd, who very conveniently just happened to be in the area. Todd has his own ship and sets to work to try and fix Yokkish. Since Todd has been in his own personal hell of being stuck in an explorer bot, he has learned how to cure wendigoism! Normally it’s next to impossible, but luckily, Yokkish was already a monster before that! Once that...
Published 04/26/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the crew has decided to play their own little game of Alien Isolation, but with a whole group against a Yokkish, things are escalating. First Yokkish was picking off people one or two at a time, but the group made a bunker. So Yokkish turned off gravity. There aren’t a whole lot of more options as Yokkish continues his onslaught. Unfortunately for the survivors, their leaders consist mainly of Zoop Zoop and Perkins. Not exactly the brave and the...
Published 04/19/21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! For those of you that don’t know. The show has decided to part ways with Jon and Austin. Since the episodes that come out are way behind the ones that air, we have already announced and played with a new cast member, but I’ll announce that here when the show catches up. We thank Austin and Jon for their years of great characters and comedy. Best of luck in all their future endeavors. For this episode, the crew is stranded in space. The ship is now adrift...
Published 04/12/21