Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they’re all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave. Upon arriving in this sleepy little town, they make themselves known. Not for any good reason. But quickly...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It’s Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results.  Their best bet is to send in a team to see what’s going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly. If the country has been invaded, then we need to find out without alerting the enemy. If it’s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of backpackers decides to explore the mountains of Spain. They get a professional to help them explore a fairly simple mountain path.  The trail up the mountain is fairly standard, however, an unforeseen earthquake, which is very odd for the region, causes a rockslide. This rockslide exposes an unexplored cave. With a sudden storm looming overhead, the group enters the cave and finds something far more dangerous inside. Who are these random...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Foundation has been trying to figure out a way to keep these anomalies a secret. Mostly they’ve either been locking up witnesses, using them for experiments, or just having them “taken care of.” They’ve received reports of a gargantuan creature residing in the Indian Ocean. A sub lost contact after appearing to spot something deep below the waves. The foundation dispatches a sub filled with “qualified personnel.”  They do indeed find the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation continues to take form! Before the next investigation, some members of the foundation are concerned that there is a lack of ethics. Mostly because of sicking a serial killer cannibal on innocent people for seemingly no reason. It is decided that there needs to be an ethics committee to ensure actions like that don’t happen again! However, just outside of Chicago there are reports of children murdering their families, mutilating the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man, yeah Gave me peace of mind my daddy never had A group of investigators head to northeast Philadelphia to look into a prison that is acting strange. The guys hit all the neighborhoods from Holmesburg to Conshohocken looking for answers.  Will they find what they're looking for? Who is really roaming...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can’t solve on their own. The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. However, the last corpse was found with no head…but a very strong heartbeat.  Anyone in the room...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'erything's goin' my way. The UIU agents send some help down to Oklahoma to search for the runaway cannibal. Seems like an eclectic bunch of weirdos but I'm sure nothing will go wrong at all. Will they be able to find their runaway "friend"? Where does that one fellow keep coming up with breast milk? How many plates of spagoots did that Hannibill guy actually...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways! This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running around ripping each other apart while screaming about Blood for the Hanged King. The three agents of the UIU have to get things under...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon! Normally, we change the setting every season…however, people seemed to enjoy the SCP season so much, we decided to do our own take on the origin of the SCP Foundation. And...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The final episode of Season 8! It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caught up? However, this group is going to need more than just a few MTF, it will take new and familiar faces to even get to the 05...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That’s not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks! The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who’s behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few options. Try to take down the Satellite directly, a full on assault of the 05 council, or a sneaking mission. How will Site 69 tackle...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks! The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with Dr. Bright, must formulate a sure fire plan to stop the Sarkicists before they can initiate their master plan. How will Site 69...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who’s helping the Sarkicists. One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one of their delivery drivers. They will have to interrogate him if they hope to pry the information out of him. Should they find out...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA.  Things get off to a rocky start before their business finally picks up. However, as business increases, they start to notice lethargic customers, a...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon.  This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in order to check for antiques or artifacts that could be of value. The person transporting them, Sean, will be coming back every few...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satellites poke around and they came back with a signals and movement that didn't seem right Tasked with building a ship, Site 69 brings in...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup. Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all different as well. A group of Field Agents posing as FBI are on the scene to investigate and track down exactly what is going on. What do...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast.  The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Pizza is none other than Jimmi and Timmy Slobbins! Joined by their best friend, Randy Lebowitz, they head downtown to a sketchy ass...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows. They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive, there appears to be a very large rock at the bottom of the crater, and the entire village is in attendance. Before too long, it...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Foundation is still working on unraveling the mysteries of the Chaos Insurgency base. In the meantime, a group of field agents have been dispatched to a lake in France. This lake has had numerous reports of insect and bird populations lowering drastically over the course of the past few months. Thinking it may be anomalous in nature, the Foundation is on the case! As is keeping with every mission...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! While the Foundation searches through the rubble of the Chaos Insurgency, a distress signal is sent out from one of the Foundation’s non-anomalous disposal sites. This is a location used to incinerate items and corpses that are not anomalous.  However, it seems that even though nothing out of the ordinary should be happening, there are noises, specifically screams coming from the incinerators. And...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has assaulted the Chaos Insurgency base! There were quite a few losses due to things like…falling out of the plane…or grass.  Ultimately, the Foundation has successfully made it to the base, and has begun to assault the innards of the base while a major fire fight takes place outside. As the group makes their way deeper into the base they discover increasing dangers both from the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Chaos Insurgency, after laying waste to a Foundation location, has gone back to their base of operations, along with some anomalies.  However, unbeknownst to the Chaos Insurgency, those anomalies had tracking devices implanted in them.  Now that the Foundation knows where the base is, they now need to counter attack. However, they can’t just destroy the base. They need to gather whatever information...