Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loose threads pointing to a Site location in Wyoming. The MTF being sent to investigate, obviously, are a bunch of chefs. Because, why...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is back! Just in time to be awful. In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no windows. Boy goes in, strange noises are heard, and then when the parents open the door, he’s nowhere to be found. The field agents sent...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away. The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet style gas mask, no longer in use. However, once someone puts on the mask, they are transported to a horrifying alternate dimension. This...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive. Someone has already been here…and has murdered all personnel. But, this is actually an SCP site. Housing a very large and inactive...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help. Once the MTF squad Red Rockets hit the vineyards of southeastern wine country of Italy, you know dog-gone it, things are going down. Led by...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Their business with the mysterious artifact stolen from the Church of the Broken God concluded for the time being, Site 69 senior research personnel turn their attention to unfinished business. Two of the crates from the Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD raid have been retrieved and placed in testing rooms by lead intern Tucker. What anomalous horrors lie inside them? What dark desires lie within the hearts...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The first encounter with The Church of the Broken God was a relative success. Only a couple casualties and nothing that can be linked back to the Foundation. Part one of the plan, so far, is a success. Now that they’ve gotten whatever this anomalous item is back to Site 69, now it’s time to figure out what it is and how it works. Of course, there is a tried and true method to their testing, so rest...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Serpent’s Hand has given the Foundation a little bit of information. They have suggested forming some sort of an alliance with another cult. The Church of the Broken God. This cult is the exact opposite of Sarkicists, they believe flesh is a sin, and that they need to be remade in the image of Mechane, the mechanical god.  The grand plan is to steal an unknown anomalous item from the church in...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In this third and final chapter in this UK anomaly, we are, for some reason, once again following the Queefing Ponies. An MTF…which is also a band. Though, they seem more interested and knowledgeable about being a band than an MTF. Tasked with venturing deeper into this alternate reality, they come across a giant leg which has more in common with an anaconda than a normal human leg. Not just that, but it...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation is continuing to study this anomaly in the UK. Having just sent in a D-Class to investigate the other side of the hole filled with elongated bodies, they decide to test out what is going on with the victims of this anomaly on their side. Once testing has been exhausted, it’s time to send in an MTF to thoroughly explore this other world. They need to be survivalists, they need to be...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A report came in from an Foundation agent in the UK that they think there may be something off in a small village. The Foundation sends in some agents to see what they can find. Not long after arriving, they discover that there is indeed something strange going on.  Of course, it wouldn’t be Botched without them coming up with completely needless and convoluted plans that blow up in their faces.  Not...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Space Vikings! Wait, no, just the accents. We really only have one Swedish accent. Somewhere between someone from Minnesota, and the Swedish Chef. This story begins in Switzerland in one of the major clock making towns. There appears to be a closed off area of town that no one is allowed to go in. That sort of secrecy attracts the SCP Foundation!  A group of undercover agents tries to infiltrate this...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the previous episode, the SCP Foundation managed to save a member of the Serpent’s Hand. In return, they were given a piece of paper with a name, coordinates, and nothing else. Not knowing what to expect, the foundation sent in an MTF for extraction, only to find that where they’re heading is already under foundation security. It seems the missing member of the Serpent’s Hand got lost inside the SCP...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation needs to make some headway with the Serpent’s Hand. This is difficult as the SH refers to the foundation personnel as “The Jailors.” However, a report has come in of a conflict in Iraq between Serpent’s Hand members and a group of Sarkicists. According to the reports, this fight is particularly bloody and violent. The foundation is sending in a specially trained group of MTF in the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Our story begins with some humble Bostonian rail workers heading into the subway tunnels for maintenance. Apparently, there have been numerous reports of a lot of flies and rats, indicating something might have died down in the tunnels. Trying to avoid criticism from the higher ups, they send a crew down to clean up the mess. However, there are A LOT of flies and rats down in the tunnels. The farther...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been alerted to a possible anomalous situation in Seattle. According to reports there may be something going down in regards to a shady dealing. Site 69 sends a group of undercover operatives to an ad agency in hopes of recovering said item. They are immediately put on alert when they spot Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD operatives entering the building. On a stealth mission, they...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are still in Vienna, however, no longer are we trying to ascertain what is taking people. Oh no, we are very well aware of who they are, and they are definitely not “grappenwulfen.” It seems the royal family that was once thought to have died merely moved below the palace began committing acts of depravity.  These acts of depravity got to be so bad that they were sealed off from the rest of the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another.  One of them is little more than a pile of bones and gore, one is missing their lower half, and the other is missing all of their internal organs, to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site available. Once inside, the SCP in question is secured with all the necessary precautions. However, the storm causes all of the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without permission, ventured inside.  He is very important to the Foundation, so they’re dispatching more MTF from the squad “The Choir Boys.” Each...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle. This anomalous creation appears to be able to discern truth from falsehood, even if the person in its furnace doesn’t actually know the answer one...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby castle and abducts anyone who questions them. You can hear the screams coming from the castle, so none of the citizens try to stick out....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV.  So, the SCP Foundation sent their best undercover field agents to investigate. Sorry, that was a typo, they sent their absolute worst trio of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking! With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go through his belongings, with a D-class of course. No sense possibly turning into ravenous flesh monsters themselves. Once they analyze the...