Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby castle and abducts anyone who questions them. You can hear the screams coming from the castle, so none of the citizens try to stick out....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV.  So, the SCP Foundation sent their best undercover field agents to investigate. Sorry, that was a typo, they sent their absolute worst trio of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking! With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go through his belongings, with a D-class of course. No sense possibly turning into ravenous flesh monsters themselves. Once they analyze the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Gulag Party Dogs, somehow, have stopped the spread of this strange affliction from reaching the city. However, they still need to get to the source of the problem, the cultists.  They’ll need to go around the now burning fields, and back into the forest to fully investigate. However, the forest is a great hiding place for possible flesh monsters. The Gulag Party Dogs will have an unhappy field agent...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Philip has returned! As such, the 05 Council has instructed Site 69 to analyze the letter that was found at the MC&D LTD raid. While it seemed to be just an odd love letter, it was actually a coded message. The group, while not the brightest all the time, manage to decipher the message and determine that there will be some sort of attack or event taking place in the city of Norilisk, in...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As it turns out, the secret selling of anomalies was being perpetrated by the nefarious organization known as Marshall, Carter, & Dark LTD. But who exactly were they selling the anomalies to? While they try to solve that puzzle, they begin to sift through some of the anomalies. Two in particular. One seems to be a casket with a strange naked woman in it. However, this woman doesn’t speak, and she...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been given a tip that there is a secret meeting going on between two unknown parties in a remote warehouse in Chicago, IL.  A small MTF force is dispatched to investigate the situation, detain any individuals involved if possible, and recover any possible anomalies they find, or at the very least secure the location for other SCP Foundation members to arrive. The group seems to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Reports have come in from, of course, Ohio, that there are strange occurrences coming out of a particular mall. People feel as though they are being watched. Some even saying they see faceless individuals chasing people. Site 69 is on the case! They have employed a few Foundation members as Mall employees to keep an eye on the mall and see if they can find anything anomalous. It becomes quickly apparent...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The 0-5 Council has started trying to find assets to help with the possibility of SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Instead of prevention, they are looking at assets that could help, should the event occur. Who better than medical professionals! While the SCP Foundation already has some of the world’s greatest minds at their disposal, they don’t necessarily have all the most anomalous minds! This week they are...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the O-5 Council continues to analyze the data collected in the alternate universe regarding SCP-001 “When Day Breaks,” Site 69 is alerted to a possible anomalous event in China. There is a very remote village where everyone was reporting severe headaches. A doctor was dispatched, and no one was ever heard from again. Satellite imagery is unavailable in the affected area. Site 69 has sent a group of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has their first real investigation! While the 05 Council sifts through the footage recovered during the alternate universe’s XK Class end of the world scenario, they forward along a strange occurrence in Cincinnati, OH.  A small, seemingly abandoned house, is teeming with cats, but no sign of the owner.  Some beat cops are dispatched to investigate, with an SCP Foundation Field Agent watching...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8 has arrived! This is our live show at Dragoncon 2023! If you’re wondering why the audio quality is a little different from most other episodes, its because we recorded it live in a grand ballroom in front of a live audience! If you want to catch the start of Botched Seasons, head to Dragoncon and come see our live show! Our story tonight begins with a member of the 05 council addressing brand new trainees. This entire season is a form of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the prologue for our new season! This season is focused all around SCP! What is SCP? Well, the easiest way to define it would be that it's kind of like X-files, but beholden to no world governments and they operate worldwide. This is a community written series of official sounding documents all about anomalies.  What are anomalies? You’ll find out everything you need to know in this handy dandy first day orientation! Listen close because the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The season finale! It all comes down to this! The group has Smiling Tom of Wonder in hand and a horde of beasties between them and the Sky Baby. If they can somehow get close enough to kill the thing, there’s still the problem of the monsters themselves.  If they can make it through the battle, what then? Will they immediately put a bullet in Smiling Tom? Will the Devil make an appearance? Will the group stay together? Will they maybe start a Subway...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy. While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little bit of backstory before the end? Hell this isn’t Tom’s real voice! After some sympathy for the devil, the group splits up and sets out to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  All of a sudden the tables have turned and the group has Smiling Tom, the big bad of Season 7, on the end of a leash. It doesn’t seem to be particularly pleasant for Smiling Tom, but then, the group doesn’t really care about that. They have to get around the West to get to that Sky Baby. They certainly can’t go through the west and a sea of ravenous monsters. However, they only have so much time, and it’s not like they have their own personal boat...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  With the town of Sergio overrun with monsters the group flees! Luckily, they did manage to find the Colt, the one thing that can kill the Skunt Baby. The tough part is going to be getting close enough to use it. As they are being chased by these heinous monsters, they notice Smiling Tom, along with what’s left of his men are following not far behind. However, through the magic of Wonder, Felita’s chaos God, she is given control over Tom. Tom has been...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast! Josh is playing the actual sheriff of Sergio this time! If you thought things were crazy before, now the town has completely lost its mind. The mine was detonated, and the corrupting gold is raining down all over it. It has caused the townsfolk, once trying to leave to avoid monsters, to go into a blood rage, killing each other and anyone they can find.  However, one of the party...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast! Josh is playing the sheriff of Sergio, as the group arrives. Everything in the city of Sergio is going crazy now that there is a swarm of demonic monsters spreading across the land. Before too long, they’ll cover the entire Wild West! In the meantime, the group needs the help of the sheriff in order to locate that dastardly Changeling, the one who has possession of the Colt....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Felita has made a deal with Smiling Tom, for the God of Chaos himself, Wonder! However, there’s no telling what that actually means or when the deal will take place. Meanwhile, the rest of the group, while completely drunk plans to sneak into The Winchester stronghold, aka, the Pele Palace to get The Colt. However, the issue with breaking into a place to steal something when drunk is that 1. you’re drunk, and 2. you have no idea where they or the gun...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has successfully robbed a train! They also ran said train into the city of Unforgiven and blew it up. People will definitely remember them for that! Oh wait, no one knows that they did it. Also, by blowing up the city, they drew the attention of the sky baby who has now sent out hordes of its demon spawn in all directions.  They have decided to head towards Winchester to see what’s up. However, not far behind them is Smiling Tom, though he...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group continues to fight on a train! Unfortunately for the DM, apparently every movie and video has lied about the volatility of gunpowder. Shooting a brick of it, apparently will not cause it to go off, and in turn set off two train cars filled with it, killing the entire party with less than ten episodes in the season. How disappointing.  The group has to deal with the caboostern thugs and the engineward thugs before fully taking over the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group finally got their train heist! However, they will not be doing this alone. They will be joined by a super special guest! Jeff Randle, one of the guys behind the MCU Podcast! The group finds themselves smack dab in the middle of the train. These train cars don’t seem to be too heavily guarded in the middle, mostly the front and back. However, the train cars they are in seem to be loaded up with precious metals and gunpowder. Not exactly the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As it turns out, Skrothor didn’t murder THIS particular set of people. It seems someone really wants to set the group up to take a fall.  On top of that, this particular perpetrator can shapeshift into other people quickly! Gizzard was in hot pursuit, but as he soon found out, he’s come face to face with himself. Now the two are running off together, but probably not to live happily ever after. Could it be that this shapeshifter is the same person...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After having defeated the rattle snake hydra, Skrothor finally got his eyes back! Now the group can enjoy a long and well deserved rest… Except, someone has been murdered! As the group continues to investigate, more and more bodies start showing up, and all signs point to Skrothor! They will need to clear his name and find the culprit before the mob dishes out their own brand of justice. Who was murdered? Is Skrothor guilty? Who’s in charge around...