Episodes
Returning from the club, a drunk Evangeline told Val how she had secretly fed off of Teddy when she was first embraced, a secret that Val was compelled to reveal when Teddy called in the favour she owed him. The next morning, Teddy had left town, seemingly to become kindred himself. Back at the station, Doris told Everett that the Left Hand is nearby, and Everett was reluctant to look for Teddy when they had more urgent priorities. Will Matthew Theobald’s unexpected arrival help the coterie’s...
Published 06/11/24
Val escorted Evangeline to the club Sinful Pleasures, where Evangeline immediately got drunk and danced the night away, while Val kept careful watch. At the station, Doris wrote up her findings from the Right Hand’s journal and concluded that that they should all just be patient, and Everett found the dossier to be full of enough information about the clan leaders to gain leverage on any one of them. But can the coterie use these discoveries to get the big win they desperately...
Published 06/04/24
To atone for the coterie’s general ineptitude, the Prince called Everett to demand a “big win” in the next two days or else Everett would be punished severely, Doris discovered that the Right Hand had plans yet to be enacted and that the Left Hand of Lilith was still active nearby, Evangeline’s composure finally broke when the sheriff revealed that he had raised the stakes and invited the Prince to see a “huge win” in the next three days, and now she and Val are on their way to a club to get...
Published 05/28/24
The coterie returned to the station in the aftermath of their various bestial compulsions. Doris realized that the journal she found belonged to the Right Hand, Evangeline rushed to finish her report so she could finally go home, Val once again discussed with Everett the unique challenges they face when they can’t drain people, and Everett discovered that the dossier from Horatio’s room contained a trove of information on the cult as well as the clans and their leaders. But will it be enough...
Published 05/21/24
At the Malkavian headquarters, Val remained trapped in her violent compulsion. In the ensuing tussle, Everett accidentally killed Sam Buttwise, but was saved from retribution when Voticia Maddama used the situation to seize power for herself. At the rec centre, Doris was struck by a need to cause harm, and mesmerized Evangeline into burying herself in the corpse pile, at which point the compulsion ended, and a furious Evangeline emerged. Will the incessant in-fighting finally destroy the...
Published 05/14/24
Hey listener! We've had a couple of medical annoyances crop up that have kept us from recording lately. So, while we hope we'll all be healthy enough to have a new episode for your next week, for now we'd like to introduce to you the first 2 episodes of one of our One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers tackle "one shot" adventures set in different RPGs.
This is Episode 2, so if you haven't heard Episode 1 yet, check out the...
Published 05/07/24
Hey listener! We've had a couple of medical annoyances crop up that have kept us from recording lately. So, while we hope we'll all be healthy enough to have a new episode for your next week, for now we'd like to introduce to you the first 2 episodes of one of our One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers tackle "one shot" adventures set in different RPGs.
In this One Shot adventure, we welcome you to Avernus! This arc features our DM...
Published 05/07/24
Still at the mercy of her beast, Doris hid in a closet and berated Evangeline, who decided it was best to wait for Doris’s compulsions to wear off and search the recreation centre in the meantime. Back at the Malkavian headquarters, Val contended with her own beast. Everett tried to placate her, but when Val moved to attack Sam Buttwise, Everett stepped in and found himself pushed through a wall by his deputy. Will the coterie overcome their beasts in time to salvage what’s left of the...
Published 04/30/24
While Val and Everett continued their investigation at the Malkavian headquarters, Doris and Evangeline debated how to get the clan leaders on their side as they returned to the recreation centre in search of evidence that might have been missed. When inside, Doris’s beast was consumed with paranoia and she sought refuge at the bottom of the corpse pile, where she followed a vision to retrieve a mysterious journal. Evangeline managed to pull her out, but Doris looked up and only saw...
Published 04/23/24
The coterie decided to divide and conquer. While Doris and Evangeline made their way back to the recreation centre to gather more evidence, Val and Everett investigated the Malkavian headquarters. Val was stuck with new clan leader Sam Buttwise and was forced to apologize to him for having unlawfully detained him. Everett, meanwhile, searched Horatio’s office and quarters, and when Val finally rejoined him, they discovered a secret compartment with millions of dollar in gold bars. Will Doris...
Published 04/16/24
Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic...
Published 04/09/24
Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic...
Published 04/02/24
Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic...
Published 04/02/24
Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic...
Published 04/02/24
Under orders from the Prince to expose one of the clan leaders as Lilith, the coterie ran out of alternatives, and Everett reluctantly executed the least impactful option: Fabienne Lacroix. Doris and Evangeline then left to get fresh eyes on the grim scene at the recreation centre, and Val and the sheriff arrived at the Malkavian to gather more intel about the Right Hand’s activities. But can they salvage their relationship with newly-elected clan leader Sam Buttwise?
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Published 03/05/24
Outside, Doris faced the reporters, fell into a hunger compulsion, and fed off of Hubert Charles, all of which was captured on video and posted, before fleeing to her attic. Evangeline tried to get Vinlynn Von Kindred on side, Everett finally headed to the hospital to heal his wounds, and Val discussed the drawbacks of becoming a vampire with a suspiciously curious Teddy. How will the coterie regain control of New Haven with the Right Hand on the loose?
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante...
Published 02/27/24
With Lilith’s Right Hand at large, the coterie deliberated their next steps. Doris relayed the prophesied danger surrounding the Val Miller Family Protection Building, Val confirmed that the building’s security measures were intact, Evangeline remained afraid and uncertain of how to best protect everyone, and Everett consulted with Barty about whether diablerizing the Right Hand would be a viable option. Until then, can Doris make it through a press conference?
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan...
Published 02/20/24
Despite the coterie’s desperate efforts, the Right Hand escaped. Val and Evangeline lost his trail in a parking lot and realized he’d disappeared further into town, Doris tasted his spilt blood and confirmed that he had diablerized other elder vampires, the highest crime, and Everett was berated by the Prince, who decided—without evidence—that Lilith must be disguised as another clan leader. Does Doris’s latest tarot reading prophesy the demise of the dayshift?
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan...
Published 02/13/24
As the Right Hand began to address the crowd, Everett declared him under arrest as Val cuffed him. Immediately, the Right Hand commanded his Chosen to kill the town, as the bodyguards released grenades of silver nitrate and vanished. Everett tackled a grenade, Evangeline set Good Boy upon their invisible foes, and Doris tried, but could not mesmerize someone as evil as the Right Hand, and he broke free. Can they catch him before he disappears?
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante...
Published 02/06/24
Though Doris was perplexed by her tarot readings, the coterie decided to use the press conference at The Pyramid HQ to publicly test the false Horatio’s blood and reveal him as the Right Hand of Lilith. Val strong-armed her way past bodyguards and led them inside, Evangeline worked with Good Boy to sense silver near the stage, and Everett identified the Right Hand and his possible remaining chosen ones. How will an Elder vampire react when the Sheriff exposes him as the heinous imposter he...
Published 01/30/24
Before he was the sheriff of New Haven, even before he was embraced, Detective Everett Fry was tasked with resolving a straightforward death in his hometown of Drinkwater, Texas. But with mayoral candidates now turning up drained of blood, Everett has found himself unwittingly swept up into a larger conspiracy, with only the help of fresh-faced officer Nicholas Pike, persistent local reporter Eliza Topps, and one FBI Agent Val Miller.
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante)...
Published 01/23/24
The coterie is poised to publicly confront the imposter Horatio Sundrop and expose him for who he really is. As they push through the crowd toward the stage, Everett, however, finds himself drifting into a memory….
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra).
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Published 01/16/24
After realizing that Horatio Sundrop was actually the Right Hand of Lilith in disguise, Doris implored them to destroy both him and Lucius Balefire with her Staff of Dissolution, Everett questioned the risks of facing two elders, but Val pointed out that they could defeat them with enough preparation. If the coterie can prove that Horatio isn’t himself live at the Pyramid’s press conference, they might be able to turn the town against him, but only if they Prince isn’t already...
Published 01/02/24
Everett and Val were staggered to find the small swimming pool room filled with a hundred corpses in various states of decay, along with one table, one chair, but two glasses. When the coterie regrouped, together with the other evidence that Doris and Evangeline had put together, they finally realized that the two glasses were for the Right Hand of Lilith, flesh-crafted to look like Horatio and his puppet. But they can’t tell anyone if they want to keep any chance of surprise.
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Published 12/26/23
The coterie investigated the recreation centre as the possible ritual site of the cult of Lilith. Doris saw in her mind’s eye the disturbing and violent rituals that had recently been performed within and deduced that Horatio Sundrop might be the Right Hand, Val warned the sheriff against implicating Horatio without hard evidence, and Everett sent Evangeline away before she could witness a gruesome scene. What menacing surprises have the cultists left behind?
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan...
Published 12/19/23