This podcast sent me to the hospital
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“It was a dark and dreary winter's eve. Overcast skies provided the promise of rain and icy winds demanded I rummage through my closet to find the raggedy wool sweater gifted to me from my grandmother. May she rest in peace. As the day’s drizzle turned to rain and made its transformation into a storm, I was left with no other option than to remain indoors. Despite the lightning crashing across the city the power thankfully remained in tact. I turned on my heater, bundled myself in a Sherpa blanket, and decided to indulge in one my favorite vices- whiskey and podcasts. As I sipped my whiskey, submitting myself to honey oak flavor profile, I decided to check out this podcast on YouTube. “Harry Potter and the Socerer’s Stone is Still Overrated” the title read. A bold statement, but it worked; I was intrigued. That’s when I saw him. Tony. He had it all. Everything a woman like myself could ever dream of. Suddenly I felt warm. Overwhelmed, even. I removed the Sherpa and my nympho grandmother’s sweater. I was still hot. Every word out of his mouth. Wow. Was Tony doing this? Or was the soul of my dead hussy of a grandmother taking me over? I turned off my heater, but it was no use. Because then came Johanna and her sweater meat heat. Suddenly I was burning up. This podcast was giving me heat exhaustion! My mouth was drying up, I was pouring sweat. I called 911. The ambulance arrived and I had to explain to them I was overheating from becoming hot and bothered by the Hack the Movies podcast and having my soul taken over by my trollop grandma’s haunted wool sweater. Once I was hooked up to an IV they informed me I was actually suffering from a fever mixed with acute alcohol poisoning. But if it were not for Tony and Johanna I would not have called 911 or told an EMT that my dead bisexual grandmother wanted to get railed by two movie podcasters. Five stars.”Read full review »
Bibliotechno via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/25/22
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“Hilarious, glad you guys got on here, hopefully you keep rolling.”
Spanky-spanks via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/20/21
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Okay seriously, the whole show is nice. Great chemistry in general.
Ps. Tony is famous.”
Iconicbeatz via Apple Podcasts ·
Netherlands ·
04/14/22
“It’s appointment YouTube watching each Monday and Thursday and now to listen to as well. Thanks guys.”
charlesp9989 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/20/21
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