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“I have been listening for years and they are not only amazing people but make you feel like they are sitting in the same room as you, including you in the conversation. They are funny compassionate and real!! Will forever be my one and only favorite podcast!!!!”
Emma32142 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/02/24
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“I love this show. I started listening because my son said you remind him of me and his aunt. I listened to one episode and haven’t missed one yet. I listen at work and feel like I’m chilling with friends and usually have to muffle my laughter. Keep doing what you guys do 💜💜”
Bleuhe via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
09/26/24
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“If you’re looking for a podcast that makes you laugh while diving into the messy reality of life, Hello Dysfunction is a must-listen. Tackling everything from mental health and family dynamics to motherhood, relationships, and even politics, this show finds humor in dysfunction and the chaos of...”Read full review »
AriiiiiiiiiY via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/24/24
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“I’d like to start with these two women have changed many of my perspectives. I was not expecting that at all. Their humor is just like mine, especially laughing at my own trauma and they’ve been teaching me to be comfortable in my own skin. I love love love this show, and will continue to...”Read full review »
juliannegarciaaa via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/20/24
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“EDIT: now that I’m a parent??? This show has carried me throughout the most transformative years for me. These two have given me the confidence to navigate motherhood in a way that’s authentic and real - beyond that, just to live my life authentically without shame. Because if this show, I took...”Read full review »
vickanlong via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/09/24
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pink_orangered via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/06/24
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“So relatable . Def good to hear when you had no parents around . They fill you in on things you should be aware of . Best Aunties you can ask for ! So encouraging.”
jennyyyyboo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/31/24
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“I love these ladies. Pure comedy gold. They are amazing in their own unique way. I look forward to each episode. I may cry, laugh or sing with Crystal. 😂”
Klairebearrr via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/30/24
“Hello Dysfunction has held me in a chokehold of weekly anticipation since the pandemic. This podcast is wildly unhinged in the most entertaining and comical manner. Every week, without fail, I'm guaranteed to learn something novel, feel validated, be intellectually stimulated, or experience a...”Read full review »
Hin0n0 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/06/24
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“I’m so thankful to have found this podcast, thanks in part to my friend for posting about Hello Dysfunction on IG and thus, I came across HD! Listening to HD makes me feel like my dysfunctional family is normal and I feel less alone when I’m feeling down about my dysfunctional family members....”Read full review »
marcyzombi3 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/18/24
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“My favorite podcast, I turn on Hello Dysfunction literally every day at some point. Crystal and Pata Fria are seriously the best, I have been able to relate to them and go to their podcast for advice throughout so many stages of my life in the years I’ve been listening to them. They are so...”Read full review »
bn7o7 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/05/24
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“I’ve been listening from the get go. It’s such an easy going, funny, educational podcast that is addictive asf!!!”
vm_2004 via Apple Podcasts ·
New Zealand ·
06/11/24
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“The hosts are so real and genuine, that most of us listeners now considered ourselves one big family. They cover a variety of topics making it a podcast for everyone! They offer laughs, loves, and comfort! If you’re reading this, give me 10 minutes or so of your time. Select 3 random episodes and...”Read full review »
Juicy Bucy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/30/24
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“This is the best podcast I have ever listened to. These ladies tell the truth and are so relatable. Love the HD family.”
Shareetta via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/16/24
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“sick as in good, of course. love this show and one i can definitely relate to! if you’re funny, you’ll like it and if you aren’t, you’ll learn from it.”
adore delanos $lut via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/08/24
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“I STAN for Hello Dysfunction! These ladies are the realest, most relatable, uncomfortably honest type of people that exist; and imo, that’s the best kind. I always appreciate their insight, inappropriate humor, humility and unwavering love they show to each other and the community of misfits they...”Read full review »
Connectthedots via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/06/24
“Such an honest and well-intentioned podcast! I’ve been hearing for YEARS now and their morality has never shifted. Thank you for having the thickest backbone and standing with our Palestinian comrades!!! May we see their liberation within our lifetime.
Also thank you for creating such a safe...”Read full review »
Niftynels via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/12/24
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“First off I love you friendship, it reminds me of some of the conversations I have with my friends. I am a 39 year old gay man originally for the Bay Area (SAN FRANCISCO) to be exact now living in Massachusetts (because I decided to get clean off of drugs & alcohol). You guys are amazing....”Read full review »
Duchie415 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/27/24
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“It’s FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 TODAY, NOW AND EVERYDAY UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE!! Thank you so much for speaking out against genocide! Your voices uplift so many lives and give us so much hope. Thank you for advocating for those who can’t. Every single day I call my senators and demand a Cease Fire. This...”Read full review »
Heidirollindeep via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/21/24
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“I’ve been listening for years and I’m so grateful to have stumbled across your podcast. You ladies are the best and I’m so glad to be a part of the HD fam 🩶”
rly.dee via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/21/24
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“My HD girls never disappoint! They are as real as it gets. I want to say I used to be a prude and frown upon women who curse or say B@&$ so much. However- now my perspective has changed, and it’s no big-e lol. Keep it coming g HD!”
lafea via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/13/24
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“I am writing a new review because I wanted to share that this podcast is so funny I almost broke my arm at the gym laughing at the end of episode 210. When I thought this show couldn't be any funnier, they released episode 210, which I have listened to about five times and I still cry...”Read full review »
LittleBurritoo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/10/24
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“These ladies keep it real. Tackling the topics of life, the good and the messy. Whenever I need a little pick me up, HD is my go to. I grew up in the Bay Area, and now live out of state. When I’m missing the Bay Area these women bring a little piece of home in the form of their storytelling....”Read full review »
JoBooon via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/30/23
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“I can’t tell you how much I love this show; crystal and pat have truly been the soundtrack to my 2023. I’ve probably listened to every episode at least twice, including patreon, and I still can’t get enough of my dysfunctional internet besties. They’re funny and relatable and real; and I hope...”Read full review »
Lkozak via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/15/23
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“Love the podcast. I thought we weren’t supporting Gucci tho?”
GAHLOWJSMMEO via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/13/23
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“I have been listening for years and still can’t get enough of them! ❤️🖤”
Alenagreenie via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/06/23
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“I’ve been listening from the day they’ve started and have put a lot of people on to the show. They’re two strong, consistent forces in the podcast world. Being a P@Lest!n!@n their fair coverage of what is happening is unreal and so brave. Every opinion they have had they have backed up with...”Read full review »
haizeyyy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/31/23
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“I’ve been listening for years and I’m FINALLY leaving a review. This is my favorite podcast hands down. I look forward to it every week. Crystal and Pat could literally talk about anything and I’d be entertained. They just have it! Give them a listen AND a review!”
almost famous via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/07/23
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“I look forward to the podcast every single week. Its raw, hilarious and real. I feel like I’m personally friends with Crystal & Pat because of their openness, honestly and the stories they tell. If you need a good laugh, and maybe even a cry once in a blue moon this is the podcast for you!...”Read full review »
AmyMahf via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/06/23
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“Been following Pata Fria for a long time listened to her other podcast so of course had to tune into this one. The chemistry between her and Crystal is amazing and so genuine. You can tell they’ve been through some things together. Life long friendships ebb and flow and it’s hilarious listening...”Read full review »
Leeeeighleigh via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/02/23
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“thank you guys so much for everything. this podcast is everything to me and many others. as a 23 year old girl navigating through life on my own, it feels so nice to have you 2 by my side through it all💗 thank you for this show”
ariwankenobi via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/28/23
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“this podcast is truly a gem. thank you Crystal & Pata Fria for continuing to openly talk about your lives; the good, the bad, and the dysfunction, for this community you have built. everyone who listens is genuinely touched by these women & their show, and we all would be a little more...”Read full review »
gmallbee via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/23/23
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“I am a new listener of Hello Dysfunction. My coworker introduced me and I’ve been hooked from the very first episode. I went back to the beginning because I want to hear where it began. You guys are so awesome, open and honest. I mostly listen on my drive to and from work and before I know it I’m...”Read full review »
Monina 18 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/21/23
“I subscribed to HD during the pandemic after following Pata Fria for years, the chemistry between Pata Fria and Crystal is so natural and comforting and genuinely hilarious. These women talk about real problems in their lives & don’t always agree with one another BUT just hearing two friends...”Read full review »
Thrash_Mama via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/31/23
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“Thank you for making my work week easier.”
matthew and kel via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
08/24/23
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“For crystals birthday I decided the best thing I could do is leave a review. So 1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL!!!!!!!! 2) back to the podcast review these ladies are truly amazing and feel like family. I’ve been listening to the pod for years, and these queens have been the big sister I never had, the...”Read full review »
kk22<3 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/19/23
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“I’ve been listening since the beginning and cannot recommend enough. ♥️”
ZanderZooooo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/15/23
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“I’m not super into podcasts because they usually don’t really keep my interest and turn to background noise. I put this one on one day in 2020 expecting the same, but oh my god, I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time. I’ve since listened to every episode and replay old ones all the time. It...”Read full review »
jaime313131 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/15/23
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“I heard y’all say y’all needed more reviews so this is me writing another review. Fr tho, I just wanna hear Crystal say the word “Warsh cloth” at least twice an episode. Thnx!”
Mikesprimarycloud via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/14/23
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“My absolute favorite podcast !!! it’s hard for me to find a good podcast simply based off voices and it’s easy to listen to these two all day everyday. thanks for building this community xo”
Bcbdmdkdlclfslslalals26484838 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/11/23
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“Love listening to the show! I never know what to say here, but I’m so glad you guys are still going strong and I get to listen in and crack up with y’all! P.s. Thank you for talking about that new diabetes medicine that people are taking to lose weight because a lot of people don’t understand how...”Read full review »
NEOSGRL via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/08/23
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“When i was a kid I was constantly lying about where my mom was, where my dad was, floating thru the bay as my mom floated thru different stros on “cowboy coffee” I felt so alone. So much dysfunction. Little me needed to know kids like Crystal & Patafria existed.. but big me is so happy to...”Read full review »
Cedes Chavie via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/06/23
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