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“sick as in good, of course. love this show and one i can definitely relate to! if you’re funny, you’ll like it and if you aren’t, you’ll learn from it.”
adore delanos $lut via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/08/24
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“There is no greater podcast than Hello Dysfunction. Bc it’s more than just a “podcast” So many different topics are discussed, and it’s real That’s why so many people connect to the host. When I say community, I mean community! It’s brought so many of us together and made the unseen feel seen!...”Read full review »
Juicy Bucy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/01/24
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“I STAN for Hello Dysfunction! These ladies are the realest, most relatable, uncomfortably honest type of people that exist; and imo, that’s the best kind. I always appreciate their insight, inappropriate humor, humility and unwavering love they show to each other and the community of misfits they...”Read full review »
Connectthedots via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/06/24
“Such an honest and well-intentioned podcast! I’ve been hearing for YEARS now and their morality has never shifted. Thank you for having the thickest backbone and standing with our Palestinian comrades!!! May we see their liberation within our lifetime.
Also thank you for creating such a safe...”Read full review »
Niftynels via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/12/24
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“First off I love you friendship, it reminds me of some of the conversations I have with my friends. I am a 39 year old gay man originally for the Bay Area (SAN FRANCISCO) to be exact now living in Massachusetts (because I decided to get clean off of drugs & alcohol). You guys are amazing....”Read full review »
Duchie415 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/27/24
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“It’s FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 TODAY, NOW AND EVERYDAY UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE!! Thank you so much for speaking out against genocide! Your voices uplift so many lives and give us so much hope. Thank you for advocating for those who can’t. Every single day I call my senators and demand a Cease Fire. This...”Read full review »
Heidirollindeep via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/21/24
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“I’ve been listening for years and I’m so grateful to have stumbled across your podcast. You ladies are the best and I’m so glad to be a part of the HD fam 🩶”
rly.dee via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/21/24
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“My HD girls never disappoint! They are as real as it gets. I want to say I used to be a prude and frown upon women who curse or say B@&$ so much. However- now my perspective has changed, and it’s no big-e lol. Keep it coming g HD!”
lafea via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/13/24
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“I am writing a new review because I wanted to share that this podcast is so funny I almost broke my arm at the gym laughing at the end of episode 210. When I thought this show couldn't be any funnier, they released episode 210, which I have listened to about five times and I still cry...”Read full review »
LittleBurritoo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/10/24
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“These ladies keep it real. Tackling the topics of life, the good and the messy. Whenever I need a little pick me up, HD is my go to. I grew up in the Bay Area, and now live out of state. When I’m missing the Bay Area these women bring a little piece of home in the form of their storytelling....”Read full review »
JoBooon via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/30/23
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“I can’t tell you how much I love this show; crystal and pat have truly been the soundtrack to my 2023. I’ve probably listened to every episode at least twice, including patreon, and I still can’t get enough of my dysfunctional internet besties. They’re funny and relatable and real; and I hope...”Read full review »
Lkozak via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/15/23
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“Love the podcast. I thought we weren’t supporting Gucci tho?”
GAHLOWJSMMEO via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/13/23
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“I have been listening for years and still can’t get enough of them! ❤️🖤”
Alenagreenie via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/06/23
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“I’ve been listening from the day they’ve started and have put a lot of people on to the show. They’re two strong, consistent forces in the podcast world. Being a P@Lest!n!@n their fair coverage of what is happening is unreal and so brave. Every opinion they have had they have backed up with...”Read full review »
haizeyyy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/31/23
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“I’ve been listening for years and I’m FINALLY leaving a review. This is my favorite podcast hands down. I look forward to it every week. Crystal and Pat could literally talk about anything and I’d be entertained. They just have it! Give them a listen AND a review!”
almost famous via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/07/23
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“I look forward to the podcast every single week. Its raw, hilarious and real. I feel like I’m personally friends with Crystal & Pat because of their openness, honestly and the stories they tell. If you need a good laugh, and maybe even a cry once in a blue moon this is the podcast for you!...”Read full review »
AmyMahf via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/06/23
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“Been following Pata Fria for a long time listened to her other podcast so of course had to tune into this one. The chemistry between her and Crystal is amazing and so genuine. You can tell they’ve been through some things together. Life long friendships ebb and flow and it’s hilarious listening...”Read full review »
Leeeeighleigh via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/02/23
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“thank you guys so much for everything. this podcast is everything to me and many others. as a 23 year old girl navigating through life on my own, it feels so nice to have you 2 by my side through it all💗 thank you for this show”
ariwankenobi via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/28/23
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“this podcast is truly a gem. thank you Crystal & Pata Fria for continuing to openly talk about your lives; the good, the bad, and the dysfunction, for this community you have built. everyone who listens is genuinely touched by these women & their show, and we all would be a little more...”Read full review »
gmallbee via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/23/23
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“I am a new listener of Hello Dysfunction. My coworker introduced me and I’ve been hooked from the very first episode. I went back to the beginning because I want to hear where it began. You guys are so awesome, open and honest. I mostly listen on my drive to and from work and before I know it I’m...”Read full review »
Monina 18 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/21/23
“I subscribed to HD during the pandemic after following Pata Fria for years, the chemistry between Pata Fria and Crystal is so natural and comforting and genuinely hilarious. These women talk about real problems in their lives & don’t always agree with one another BUT just hearing two friends...”Read full review »
Thrash_Mama via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/31/23
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“Thank you for making my work week easier.”
matthew and kel via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
08/24/23
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“For crystals birthday I decided the best thing I could do is leave a review. So 1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL!!!!!!!! 2) back to the podcast review these ladies are truly amazing and feel like family. I’ve been listening to the pod for years, and these queens have been the big sister I never had, the...”Read full review »
kk22<3 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/19/23
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“I’ve been listening since the beginning and cannot recommend enough. ♥️”
ZanderZooooo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/15/23
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“I’m not super into podcasts because they usually don’t really keep my interest and turn to background noise. I put this one on one day in 2020 expecting the same, but oh my god, I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time. I’ve since listened to every episode and replay old ones all the time. It...”Read full review »
jaime313131 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/15/23
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“I heard y’all say y’all needed more reviews so this is me writing another review. Fr tho, I just wanna hear Crystal say the word “Warsh cloth” at least twice an episode. Thnx!”
Mikesprimarycloud via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/14/23
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“My absolute favorite podcast !!! it’s hard for me to find a good podcast simply based off voices and it’s easy to listen to these two all day everyday. thanks for building this community xo”
Bcbdmdkdlclfslslalals26484838 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/11/23
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“Love listening to the show! I never know what to say here, but I’m so glad you guys are still going strong and I get to listen in and crack up with y’all! P.s. Thank you for talking about that new diabetes medicine that people are taking to lose weight because a lot of people don’t understand how...”Read full review »
NEOSGRL via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/08/23
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“When i was a kid I was constantly lying about where my mom was, where my dad was, floating thru the bay as my mom floated thru different stros on “cowboy coffee” I felt so alone. So much dysfunction. Little me needed to know kids like Crystal & Patafria existed.. but big me is so happy to...”Read full review »
Cedes Chavie via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/06/23
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“Where would I be with out the show ? If they had a million fans I would be one of them, if they had one fan it would be me. Funny, comforting, relatable
I’ve listened for years and listened to every episode at least twice. Wether I’m having a bad day or just need to stimulate my adhd hello...”Read full review »
Mactitties via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/06/23
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“So the first line in the description of this episode is: “Pata Fria is off her meds.”
It’s as if this statement was made to plead with us to keep forgiving her incessant harmful, offensive speech. I understand in an ever-changing world, we are all far from perfect, but when you have someone that...”Read full review »
Beezuss via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/16/23
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“I honestly feel like I would be lost without this podcast. The realest of the real along with being hilarious & so forthcoming with their real life struggles, accomplishments & just their overall day to day grind. Idk how they do it but their conversations come so organically, it doesn’t...”Read full review »
kaaayyyyllllaAAA via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/15/23
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“Thank you Crystal & Pata fria for always keeping it 100%. My upbringing was hella dysfunctional, so hearing you two laugh & talk about yours....is the highlight of my week! Haaaaa!! Meat Walls, I’m dying!!!”
DayahDelSlay via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/14/23
“Hey girls, Pixiee here! I just wanted to write in and remind y’all to keep up this amazing show and give you a 5 star review because y’all deserve more than a million star rating! After hearing everyone write in I finally did it myself and man it does make you fan girl out when you hear your...”Read full review »
Harmoniboo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/14/23
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“Updating my review!
I’ve been listening to you two for years now. I was hooked instantly with your real talk and genuine companionship. Its amazing that y’all found each other and became family. I love your crazy stories 💕 keep them coming!”
Cjs23456 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/14/23
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“These ladies make their listeners feel like family. All the dysfunctional antics of your families Christmas dinner in an hr show. I started listening during covid while working from home alone. I can’t imagine a world without this show. I hope they never stop. 11/10 would recommend”
BunnyV_BossLady via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/12/23
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“Most entertaining and relatable podcast around!”
daliabquez via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/09/23
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“I started listening to this podcast after I got high on mushrooms 4 years ago. Super late with the review I know lol. I wasn’t having the best experience and was scrolling on instagram when I saw Pata Fria posting about the podcast. After listening I felt better and less anxious. And I never...”Read full review »
groovyhomegirl via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/08/23
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mibeautiful via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/05/23
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“I literally get excited every time a new episode comes on. Love both my girls!!”
Dacia Ivonne via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/05/23
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“This is BY FAR my favorite podcast I have ever found!!! So real, so honest, so entertaining! Thank you so much for your content!”
stacielk via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/23/23
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“Been listening to these two since I don’t even know when, best podcast, too real, too funny and y’all make everyone feel so good and at home with all of our issues. We all love you and can’t thank you enough for it. 💜💜”
Ryah192 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/20/23
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