Episodes
Craig and Jake discuss the controversial and highly divisive masterpiece Promising Young Woman. Among our six questions we discuss favorite revenge films and whether Craig ever witnessed anyone spitting in food when he was a waiter what wheezes. Edited by Meg Ray Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 03/28/21
A new Fincher film? About screenwriting in classic Hollywood??? This we gotta see. We also blind-pitch a sci-fi movie, talk about the best movies about writing, favorite classic film noirs, and opine over the best trophy wife in cinema. Edited by Meg Ray: https://www.megraymedia.com/ Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify:...
Published 01/18/21
Craig and Jake take a look at the latest in the 20th Century Fox X-men franchise as five youngsters with extraordinary abilities are confined to a mental health facility. In this week's six questions raised by the film, we explore our greatest fears, favorite season of Buffy, and the best-designed cinematic werewolf. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify:...
Published 12/08/20
Craig and Jake tackle the return of two non-henious prodigal sons, missing lo these 19 years. This is also the birth of a shorter, tighter format including the SIX QUESTIONS raised by the film. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=N2GlGGL_QAKFMv1OpUtT2A Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play:...
Published 09/09/20
Craig and Jake discuss the #1 movie on Netflix, Project Power; what's the breaking point for believability with CGI fire; and whether Casey Neistat's love is enough to make us care about a woman who's freezing to death. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=aftx1R4QTQedwSyIfMbPow Sticher:...
Published 08/25/20
The smart little horror film that was #1 at the US theatrical box office two weeks in a row. Craig and Jake discuss how hard it is to pull off a movie like this, whether horror requires gore, and a video version of the podcast arrives on WheezyNews later in the week. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In:...
Published 08/09/20
Immortals everywhere! The big movies on Netflix and Hulu are both about people who just won't die. One is super action'y and comic book'y and the other is super hipster'ish and Ground Hog's Day'ish. Craig and Jake talk about their favorite movie immortals, the plight of the "sensitive tough guy", and finding peace in the repetition of adult life. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play:...
Published 07/25/20
Craig and Jake discuss last week’s number 1 movie on Netflix, Patriots Day about the Boston Marathon bombing. They also get into the work of director Peter Berg, how the word “patriot” has been co-opted by assholes, making characters likable in under three minutes, and other favorite movies based on real events. ---- MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play:...
Published 07/11/20
Things get very steamy as Craig and Jake discuss the number 1 movie on Netflix this week, 365 Days. This thing has more violent eroticism than you can shake Massimo's stick at. I mean, it's got it all--a shower scene, foreplay choking, the boat scene, a drone shot sex scene, and we didn't even talk about all the spitting that has TikTok all hot and bothered. Plus, we talk about some of our favorite erotic thrillers of the '90s. Get MOVIED! Apple Podcasts:...
Published 06/26/20
Something you've never before heard on MOVIED!, a discussion about a teen rom-com. Listen as a couple of romantic comedy lovers battle a couple of extreme skeptics. Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/
Published 05/29/20
Craig and Jake welcome Eliza and Carlyn to the podcast for a quarantine live-streamed episode of the podcast examining a fictional world in crisis while their real world is in crisis. But the movie crisis is okay because it's filled with sci-fi action and seven Noomi Rapaces. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In:...
Published 05/05/20
Published 05/05/20
After we agreed on our love of the last divisive Star Wars movie, where do we stand on the new divisive Star Wars movie? Then, Jake has a revelation and we discuss our top five favorite movies of the DECADE! MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/
Published 12/30/19
After the tragic events of our Avengers: Infinity War episode, the team is back together to take on Avengers: Endgame. Will Craig and Jake finally agree on an Avengers movie? Does the film do justice to the 21 films that came before? How are the MOVIED! hosts trying to lose the weight they put on after they became full-time video editors? All this and more... Find us everywhere! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google...
Published 05/20/19
In an effort to cash in on what was our most successful episode, we return to the world of super-hero cinema with Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse. Did this movie catch both Craig and Jake in its hyper-stylized web or do we have another Infinity War on our hands? iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In:...
Published 03/28/19
Time to talk about the craziest, bloodiest, witchiest movie of 2018. Craig and Jake have VERY different points of view on this one, so kick back in your mirrored dance studio, twist yourself into an unspeakable pretzel, and enjoy a vicious argument between friends. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In:...
Published 02/26/19
Not only do we talk about the newest Mission Impossible movie, we go heavy into the whole franchise, get real about Tom Cruise, decide our top three favorite action movies, and, of course, discuss Heather Graham's directorial debut. Man, this podcast really does have it all. Casual Joggers vs. Tom Cruise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYk_IA_8ok MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play:...
Published 01/24/19
MOVIED! stays aboard the sci-fi express as we talk about Alex Garland's Annihilation. This episode takes a second to get going as we talk about things Wheezy and YouTube related. Actual episode starts four minutes in. Then, after an hour of sci-fi goodness, we try something new with a half hour of chatting with the livestream. Is that a feature we should keep? We'd love to hear your thoughts. #TalkingAboutNataliePortman #GottaDrinkSomePortMan MOVIED! links: iTunes:...
Published 08/27/18
Time to talk about the super cool indie, horror-tinged, sci-fi flick, The Endless. Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead really know how to hinge their stories on funny, interesting characters and dialogue that feels real while crazy-ass stuff starts to happen and fascinating ideas are explored. Now that's filmmaking, y'all. MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play:...
Published 08/17/18
This MOVIED! causes yet another rift in Craig and Jake's friendship. Speilberg's return to massive sci-fi spectacle is a little too something for some and just enough oh-yeah for others. This episode was also recorded live on the WheezyWaiter YouTube channel so you can watch us have this conversation if you prefer, just with less crisp audio and no edits: https://youtu.be/Volp-22JjJk #nothingmatters #whatishappening #speilbergforever MOVIED! links: iTunes:...
Published 07/31/18
This time we talk about the strange and beautiful A Ghost Story. These are the kinds of movies I love talking about most. The conversation gets so much deeper when the flick isn't so cut and dry. Don't worry though, we plan to talk about a big, blockbustery picture next time. I know you were worried. P.S. I know you weren't worried. #jakehatesmattdamon #hereallydoesnt #craigdoesntbelieveinghosts MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher:...
Published 07/17/18
This is just in case anyone wants to make us a theme song. These are the only two parts of our current theme song. Use both, use neither. Any theme songs that are created as an intro to our podcast and a link sent to us here or to [email protected] will get used. (Or at least parts of them if you go g-dang crazy and make a super long one.)
Published 07/16/18
It finally happened. An episode where Craig likes the movie more than Jake. For once, the MOVIED! protagonists switch roles as Jake attacks and Craig defends. It had to happen eventually, but who would have guessed that it would happen on a friggin' Avengers movie?! MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In:...
Published 05/31/18
This time we discuss the work of writer/director/cinematographer/editor Steven Soderbergh. Craig is a BIG fan. Special attention is paid to Logan Lucky, the Magic Mike movies, and Schizopolis, but we also talk about Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brokovich, the Ocean's movies, Bubble, Side Effects, and indie cinema in general. There's not really much in the way of spoilers here, so go...
Published 04/23/18
So this episode is about 20% talking about Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and just a bunch of talking about the movies we've seen since we last saw each other. Also, a few life updates at the beginning. We haven't talked in a bit, so...yeah. This thing solidly reiterates our non-format of rambling movie conversation. Good times. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google...
Published 04/12/18