Maths Damon does science with high stakes in the star-riddled Ridley blockbuster space movie The Martian from 2015.

Planet of the Apes (Rise/Dawn/War)... is it a trilogy... a set... a tribe... a troop? We don't know, but it sure as hell stars Andy Serkis mo-capping the hell out of Caesar – a very smart, very angry, very sexy, ape.

Witherspoon goes wild in this walking film from 2014.

A Gulf War/Iraq War film double header: the Sam Mendes flick Jarhead (2005) starring Jake Gyllenhaal; and the Kathryn Bigelow picture The Hurt Locker (2008) featuring Jeremy Renner and Anthony Mackie.

Leonardo Di Caprio hits the snowy bear-filled wilderness in the 2015 Alejandro González Iñárritu directed survival flick The Revenant.

Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and the two Camerons spin out of their tiny minds in the muddled romantic drama Vanilla Sky (2001).

Viggo & Fassbender go mano e mano in this psychiatric thrill ride.

Richard Ayoade gets all Wes Anderson for his 2010 directorial debut Submarine, based on Joe Dunthorne's novel of the same name...

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence smooch incessantly in limp sci-fi romance Passengers, from 2016, directed by Morten Tyldum.

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Pierce Brosnan steals Rene Russo's (he)art in The Thomas Crown Affair.

Keanu Reeves is unholier than thou as John Constantine.

It's Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron and Jason Statham in the most boring of heist gangs ever, in this 2003 F Gary Gray directed Oceans 11 knock-off: The Italian Job.

Timothée Chalamet heads off into the desert with mummy on a spicy adventure in Denis Villeneuve's adaptation of Frank Herbert's worm-heavy tome Dune.

Paul Rudd and Stifler Seann William Scott bro down in bromedy, Role Models.

Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale do familial fighting in The Fighter.

Leo DiCaprio flops in the overheated, undercooked The Beach in his post-Titanic stink bomb.

Barry Keoghan does the dirty with the aristocrats. And Joe apologises for messing up his recording of the Lord of the Rings special episode.

Oscar Isaac, Viggo Mortensen and Kirsten Dunst get up in each other's grill in a solid Patricia Highsmith adaptation.

Portman does English, but only words beginning with V.

Bradley Pitt does broken war daddy, and tanks get some special attention.

Hayden Christensen looks pretty vacant in this limp 2008 flick from Doug Liman.

Jeremy Renner is Bourne again but for the first time, with mixed feedback.

George Clooney broods and builds a gun in a quaint Italian village; he's sexy, it's sexy.