Send us a textHappy holiday season, sweet babies! We're kicking it off with a thorough unwrapping of the nostalgic 90's family thriller, Hook, Directed by an up and coming newbie, Steven Spielberg with music by unknown indie composer, John Williams. In this episode Sloane and Zach dive deep into their childhoods only to understand that Zach has Peter Pan syndrome and Sloane has daddy issues... so nothing new. Just your standard, run of the mill holiday episode from Zach and Sloane. We al...

Send us a textWe did it you guys, we finally made it to Gladiator II week and we spent a collective 9 hours in the theater. We did it all for the glory of Rome. Listen everyone, we were disappointed. Sloane more than Zach but also Zach. Was it a movie? Sure. Was is Gladiator worthy? No. Should we take away the director's license from 86 year old men... YES. From monkeys with skin diseases to monkeys with bestowed political power, and Denzel's modern take on a bisexual roman empire m...

Send us a textNothing like starting your week with a call back to the 2004 Jerry Bruckheimer production, National Treasure. Now, we know things might feel a little... untethered, politically, at the moment, but we're here to remind you of a time where maybe living in America felt different? A time where Urban Outfitters had 4 foot tall dressing rooms, where a 7 foot tall man could easily take the Declaration of Independence, where Justin Bartha was getting work. You know, before Ned Stark (Se...

Send us a textWell you guys, we finally did it. We actually unwrapped our favorite holiday film, 2013's Prisoners starring Jake G. and Hugh Jackman! In this episode you'll hear a lot about the movie and I mean a lot. Sloane is a BIG Prisoners head. She comes with facts, dates, receipts, at one point she has to go back and re-watch the last 5 minutes while we're recording (edited out). We also go off about 90's kids and being scared straight into not being kidnapped but also being given a...

Send us a textElection week is here and Mummy Dearest podcast has you covered with the patriotic and action packed American thriller, Air Force One, starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close! In this episode we not only discuss the film but also unwanted things that pop up on airplanes, Sloane's undying distrust of our paper-skinned frenemy, William H. Macy, Glenn Closes impeccable 90's lady boss suit separates, and so much more! Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon to help keep thi...

Send us a textHappy Halloween week (Halloweek?)! Please enjoy this recap of a very frightening and depressing as hell 1999 M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Sixth Sense. We've all seen it, it was the twist ending heard 'round the world. M. Night can't make a movie without society demanding a twist anymore. He's our twist guy. We talk about the movie a lot and of course there are some tangents, stories, and much more. We hope you're all having an excellent spooky season! Sign up for...

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 1995's feel good family fun film: "Se7en". Because we are in our new era we stay very much on track for this film with only a few detours! Zach talks about his love of strip clubs that serve brunch and Sloane tells a story about an encounter with a stinky stripper. We ask a lot of important questions this episode like: what does Kevin Spacey's daily schedule as this serial killer look like? Does he ever get cozy and watch Frasier? All...

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap the wildly popular Quentin Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. Sloane has seen it many times with film bros that later have to buy her Plan B on Halloween, and Zach has never seen it.Not only do we talk about the movie 95% of the time but we also manage to include a "Chicken Stroganoff" recipe from Sloane's mom, the darkness that Quentin harbors, and an idea for a new British reality dating show called Body Reveals that might already e...

This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane planted their butts in a theater seat to bring you a recap of the musical follow up to 2019's Joker, Joker: Folie à Deux. If you have the internet then you know this sequel is polarizing. The technical and film savvy incel bro is hurt and feels cheated of their Joker, while the dramatic and creative queers claim to "get it". Find out where your favorite podcasters land in this hot-off-the-presses episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast.Additionall...

Hello you sweet little tomatoes. After a looooong hiatus Mummy Dearest Podcast is BACK and probably the same as ever! To whet your whistle for what's sure to be an exciting season, Zach and Sloane recorded a little intro episode to catch everyone up to speed. They discuss their ailments, the Menendez brothers, more ailments, and try to figure out why Ryan Murphy is the way he is. It's a short but sweet episode to prepare you for what's to come this season! Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane a...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 2001's freaky musical romance extravaganza: Moulin Rouge! Join us as we delve into Baz Luhrmann's fever dream of a film where every scene features at least 14 songs mashed together. We discuss fück a$$ bobs, narcoleptic Argentinians, our hatred for the song "Roxanne" except for the tango version in this movie, and John "Leguizamito". All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the Show.Visit MummyD...

Everyone in the world is waiting patiently for November 2024. It will go down in history as one of the most historically significant events. We have waited with breath that is baited. Are we talking about the election? Of course not. We are talking about the theatrical release of "Gladiator 2" obviously! Vanity Fair was kind enough to wet our whistles and other parts of our bodies by releasing a few photos from the "Gladiator 2" set and needless to say, Sloane is unwell. All she has ever want...

We're so f**king back! This week Zach and Sloane bring you the 1960's musical? comedy? "That Thing You Do!" It was written and directed by Tom Hanks, the man Zach believes is responsible for the Covid mask mandate. Aside from conspiracy theories, Zach and Sloane also discuss what Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson would serve for a casual outdoor dinner with friends. Zach asks Sloane about her best day-to-night rockabilly fashions and Sloane tells Zach how much she enjoys the taste of envelopes becaus...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's bullet bending sci-fi latex coated fight fest: "The Matrix". The duo discuss which pill they'd take (blue, duh, they don't want to know anything!) and find out Laurence Fishburne and Sloane are the exact same age. Zach and Sloane also talk about the lime green color of almost all 90s clothing, listening to Prodigy coded music while using a family computer and telling all their secrets to the very first A.I. dev...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1996 romance/sports/comedy film Jerry Maguire. This movie took the world by storm in 1996. It had everyone yelling "Show me the money!" and saying "You complete me" to their significant others. Now almost 30 years later it is taking Zach and Sloane by storm once again. In this episode you'll hear the duo explain the very specific nostalgic feeling the song Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen gives them, you'll hear Zach and Sl...

Well everyone, we thought that our three year anniversary was a great time to revisit the sequel to The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns! We love you with all of our hearts and we hope you enjoy this episode where we unwrap part of a very special franchise to us. In this episode we hear from Sloane's son, Rex. The 7 year old film bro gives his opinions on the bad CGI and, in his opinion, lack of fighting. Zach and Sloane also delve back into what got them here in the first place; the in-your-f...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the seventh installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7! In this episode Sloane asks a gobsmacking amount of plot questions, we revisit the disaster of trying to podcast about the first movie, we both come to the conclusion that See You Again is a top tier ballad after hearing a beautiful story about Sloane's experience with the song, and Zach gets choked up discussing the final scene. Let us know if we should go through...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 threequel, Jurassic Park III. In this episode the podcasting duo discuss their own divorced dad vacations, the will they/won't they between the early 2000's action/adventure power couple William H. "Paper Skin" Macy and Téa Leoni, the similarities between the missing boy in the movie and Sloane's smoke bomb wielding child, Laura Dern's hip hugging bootcut jeans and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by writer Kirthana Ramisetti for an unwrapping of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that turns into a discussion about Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Summer House. This is Zach's first time seeing this movie and there was definitely a sound reason he avoided it all these years. We all know how a manic pixie dream girl in a 2000's film freaks him out. Kirthana brings a refreshing and calming presence to the discussion...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2007 action/thriller/Christian propaganda film, The Mist. In this episode Zach and Sloane discuss the pivotal roles they would play in an alien apocalypse survival situation using Taki's and Snapchat filters, the matching grease burns both of their moms got on major religious holidays, and their appreciation for Thomas Jane's bristly chest while discussing whether he actually is Hung (HBO, 2009) or not. All that and so much more on...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the leader of the hot girl army: fan favorite Hannah Brown! The trio discuss 1991's horny big tit chicken classic: "Rock-a-Doodle"! Sloane had never laid eyes on this film and she was pretty disturbed by what she bore witness to. Zach and Hannah were both adamant that it's a solid film and deserves a place in the kid movie hall of fame. Hannah even admits this is the third podcast she's been on where she's discussed her love of...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2005 sci-fi / military propaganda film: War of the Worlds. Before they get into the European terrorism of it all Sloane shares an equally disturbing anecdote from Zach's most hated location on earth: Sloane's child's elementary school. After a phallic detour the duo go balls deep into the plot of War of the Worlds and declare Steven Spielberg "one to watch" in 2024. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast  we're unwrapping the romantic comedy / single white female thriller: Obsessed! This movie is a nostalgic ride from start to finish. Queen Beyoncé quite literally wipes the floor (and coffee table) with Ali Larter,  but who can blame Ali? Idris Elba plays Ali's boss and you, too, would be throwing yourself at that man left, right and center. Zach and Sloane stay on-topic for the majority of this film because there was so much to discuss: villainous gay...

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast  we're unwrapping the romantic comedy / single white female thriller: Obsessed! This movie is a nostalgic ride from start to finish. Queen Beyoncé quite literally wipes the floor (and coffee table) with Ali Larter,  but who can blame Ali? Idris Elba plays Ali's boss and you, too, would be throwing yourself at that man left, right and center. Zach and Sloane stay on-topic for the majority of this film because there was so much to discuss: villainous gay...