Episodes
This week Mummy Dearest unwraps season 2 episode 2 of The Gilded Age streaming on HBO Max! If you're looking for a professional, non-h*rny account of the this season's The Gilded Age, do not listen to this episode. Zach and Sloane are feral for the Russell family and they don't care who knows it. So buckle up for another wild recap of this insatiable period drama with the lowest stakes on TV.  Support the showFollow the podcast on Instagram! Follow Sloane on Instagram! Follow Zach on...
Published 11/06/23
It's back baby! The most beautifully boring show of all time: "The Gilded Age". We're  unpacking all the drama like watercolor classes (gasp!), opera fights (double gasp!), and unionizing steelworkers (boring!!) We're so happy this delightfully low-stakes and gorgeously done period piece is back on our  screens and we'll be recapping every episode since Sloane has to go to bed immediately after the episode airs because it's 10 p.m. on a school night. So this is where we can come and discuss...
Published 10/30/23
On a special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap Britney Spears's 2023's bombshell memoir: "The Woman In Me". Britney holds nothing back as she tells her side of her story for the first time in her life. She talks about her father's alleged drug addiction, her steamy times with Collin Farrell, her oft discussed Instagram posts and oh, so much more. Zach and Sloane discuss her life, her book, and her choice of men on this week's special episode of Mummy Dearest...
Published 10/29/23
This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by pop culture impresario Brett Collins to discuss 1998's mother lovin' horror classic remake: Psycho! The trio stay impressively on-topic for most of the episode, only diverting to lavish Julianne Moore's checkerboard blouse with attention. Brett tells a fascinating story about a man who travels with his mother's ashes and Zach reminisces on his mother's angry sundae bar. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy...
Published 10/27/23
This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 2001's creature feature film: Jeepers Creepers! This movie has it all: creepers, scary cars, hot sisters, pipes where you can throw away twinks, and crazy cat ladies. Oh, and of course a mysterious psychic! Zach and Sloane were impressed with how well this film held up and disturbed by the director's incessant need to harm gay coded characters. It's a fun Halloween time romp on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the showFollow the...
Published 10/13/23
This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's gothic horror love story: Dracula! This movie had it all: elegant updos on Gary Oldham, Keanu Reeves attempting an English accent, foursomes, midnight trysts in a garden labyrinth with a beast, and Anthony Hopkins being a silly billy! It's a beautiful film that keeps Zach and Sloane on track for most of the show, they only bring up Intervention and Pedro Pascal once! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy...
Published 10/08/23
This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's child crime rom-com: Milk Money. The duo discuss everything from their love of Soft Soap (Milk & Honey scent, obviously) to their love of personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut (yes they still slap!) There's talk of the sitting rooms mom had in the 90s where no one was actually allowed to sit and they discuss the impossibly adorable and sexy walk that Melanie Griffith does this entire film! All that and so much more on this week's...
Published 09/24/23
This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1994 prostitution family rom-com: Milk Money. The duo discuss everything from organized child crime to personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut (spoiler alert: they still slap!) There's that and oh so much more on this week's problematic episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show
Published 09/23/23
This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane take it back, way back, with the teen rom-com musical classic: Grease! Grease is the word on this very special 2-hour long episode where duo discuss everything from burger joints to flogging their logs to defective typewriters to beautiful stationary at teen girl sleepover parties. It's a musical masterpiece. Sloane had to force Zach to watch it but once he did, the magic of Grease took over and bewitched him both body and soul. There's a...
Published 09/16/23
This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2004's bildungsroman-rom-com: Garden State! They discuss the year 2004 where everyone (except Zach) was listening to "The Shins" and wondering if they should match their shirt to their mom's powder room and riding around in quirky side-cars with manic pixie dream girls. What a time to be alive! They duo dive into Richard Gere fake dying on 9/11, the unbearable hotness of Ann Dowd and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy...
Published 09/09/23
And just like that it's the finale of "And Just Like That...". What a wild ride it has been. We've seen non binary stand up, we've seen vet techs, we've seen lots of bald people kissing, we've seen men making love, we've seen Charlotte sell a painting to Sam Smith and we've seen Aiden in a gestapo outfit. We suffered through it all and we arrived at the conclusion of some of the best/ worst television ever made. We love you "And Just Like That" and we hate you. We will miss you dearly, can't...
Published 08/25/23
This week on Mummy Dearest we recap the penultimate episode of season 2 of "And Just Like That...". We can't believe it's almost over. We never want it to stop even though it remains the best / worst written show of maybe all time? This week we get near death attempts, Shaloin monk hijinks, butt stuff, and Aiden's attempt at crying. It was a juicy episode filled with all the stuff we love to hate but we're really just biding our time until we get the series finale call from SAMANTHA JONES!...
Published 08/17/23
In this pop culture chat Zach and Sloane discuss the state of Vanderpump Rules since the reunion aired, Rachel/Raquel's interview with unfollowed Bravolebrity Bethenny Frankel, Britney Spears impending divorce, and her Crossroads co-star, Taryn Manning's viral butt eating and boat buying video!  Support the show
Published 08/17/23
This week on Mummy Dearest we bring you the moment you've been waiting for: Zach and Sloane finally meet in person! They hit some all time highs and some all time lows during their four hours together. They ate edibles, they went shopping at Chico's for Zach's mom, they got spinach dip, and they were almost human trafficked into an Eastern European sensual slave ring! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show
Published 08/16/23
This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane discuss the most important cinematic event of 2023: Barbenheimer. They mention it all: Ben Shapiro's sister's large breasts, Margot Robbie's pitch perfect performance, Cillian Murphy's Oscar worthy acting, Florence Pugh's perfect nose, Robert Downey Jr.'s assholish presence on screen and the genius of Christopher Nolan. Greta Gerwig is their queen and Christopher Nolan is definitely the most talented director of their time but don't tell him they...
Published 07/28/23
This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap Season 2, Episode 7 of "And Just Like That...". This episode shook us to our very core. There are things we cannot get enough of: LTW's luscious décolletage, LTW's hair, LTW's skin, LTW's attitude. And then there are things we never want to see again: Che as a VET TECH, Che as a stand up comic, Che period. There are things we want to see more of: Miranda becoming a high powered lesbian with other high powered beautiful lesbians (maybe we tie in LTW here?)...
Published 07/28/23
This week on Mummy Dearest we're unwrapping the only thing we care about in this cold, dark world: episode 6 of "And Just Like That...". The chokehold that this show has us in is truly unmatched. Historians will study this show because it is somehow so unlikeable and likable, funny and humorless, annoying and endearing all at once. It is a masterful marvel of storytelling without ever telling us any story at all! Bravo to you all at Max! You really did...nothing? Something? Everything? We...
Published 07/20/23
This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap episode 5 of "And Just Like That...". We are fully in, we love this show, we will watch it forever, it's hot garbage, feed it to us with a spoon and we will slurp it up like the little piggy babies we are. This episode had everything from LTW's hot body shakin it to TLC, Harry wearing a disturbing wig, LTW's husband in sexy George Washington cosplay, Miranda carving pumpkins, and Che potentially getting dumped by ABC. There was a lot to unpack but we tried...
Published 07/14/23
This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're doing something no one asked for: giving you our two-week old lukewarm takes on pop culture! We mention it all: Jonah Hill's weird "boundaries", Colleen Ballinger's ukulele meltdown, Sonja and LuAnn's Crappie Lake antics, and of course, we discuss the finale of "The Idol"...phew child it was a lot. All that and oh, so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show
Published 07/12/23
This week on Mummy Dearest  we unwrap episode 4 of And Just Like That... . This week we are back to our roots. The gals (plus Anthony) sit around a brunch table and discuss Charlotte's love of cūm and Harry's lack of cūm. The word cūm slūt is thrown around a lot and it felt like we needed Samantha there to really lead the charge. This episode heavily featured all the things we love about the series: elderly people's dick pics, borderline non consensual they/them ex-husband threesomes, half...
Published 07/07/23
And just like that it's another episode of "And Just Like That". This week our favorite girls, gays and theys find themselves in all sorts of hijinks! We witness robberies, tattoos, line running, jewelry heists, and a trip to a T-Mobile store. Oh and of course, there's more Tony Danza for all you Danzalions out there! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show
Published 06/29/23
We're so f@#king back baby!! And just like that "And Just Like That" is back. We couldn't be happier. All the things we hated about the first season were dialed up to a 10 in these first two episodes and we have no choice but to applaud the audacity of the writers! They gave us strap-ons, unnecessary racial tensions, budding designers failing to make a simple garment for the MET gala, gay bashing, Hep C, top hats and latex corsets and of course, Tony Danza. Truly, we are right where we...
Published 06/23/23
This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's orphan and orca romantic thriller: Free Willy! Orcas have been front and center in the news lately with their stunt queen shenanigans and society has  no choice but to Stan! Zach and Sloane live for a giant mammal with a grudge against rich people. Yaaaas Tillikum go off!!! Aside from the orca of it all, this movie gave 90s kids so much to work with: street urchins, the Pacific Northwest, a mysterious  kindly-but-rough Native American...
Published 06/22/23
We've been hanging out on Patreon for a few weeks but nothing gets us back to our roots like a TV show that no one is liking but can't stop watching. This week we're bringing you an episode dedicated to the HBO/MAX meta/non-meta-nepo-baby Hollywood glam-thriller dramedy, THE IDOL. We have major thoughts but also don't get any of this. Is it purposeful? Is it brilliant? Is it the world's worst television idea? It might be all of those things but come along on this ride with us on this week's...
Published 06/20/23
This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1991's swampy sexual psychological thriller: Cape Fear! Inspired by Pedro Pascal's hair at the 2022 Met Gala, the duo decided to unpack the campy yet classic remake starring a scorching hot Bobby DeNiro, a sultry Jessica Lange, a normal Nick Nolte and an uber talented emancipated Juliette Lewis. Zach and Sloane stay pretty on topic during this episode and even go in depth with with some interesting movie facts. The only detour they take is when Sloane talks...
Published 05/19/23