Episodes
This is the podcast where we reveal the perfect penalty shootout strategy that England should employ if they end up in a shootout at the World Cup. Crouchy does a complete 180 on Dave’s stats and the numbers start to get him aroused. We’re also joined by Abbey Clancy who discusses Crouchfest, the World Cup and answers important questions about the football posed to her by Chris. Jude Bellingham, we hope you’re listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 12/08/22
Statman Dave finally comes clean and speaks about the poor performance of pod favourites Serbia. After Roy Keane had his say on Brazil’s dancing Crouchy draws the line on when celebrations become disrespectful and we discuss the form of Jordan Henderson, Harry Kane and Kylian Mbappe after England and France booked their places in the quarter finals. Chris goes through some of your best nicknames and sets some homework for Dave to deliver in the next podcast in case England face a penalty...
Published 12/06/22
Published 12/06/22
After England progress to the knockout stages, Dave has been looking into some vital stats; what is the best age to win the World Cup? What is behind the ‘ITV curse’? Which statistic has been the most successfully used on dating apps? Crouchy discusses whether Wales underachieved and there is yet another potential money-spinning idea related to romance and football statistics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 12/01/22
Welcome along to an episode where discussion about the football is supplemented with updates on referees’ names on the back of shirts, questioning how many people are required in one VAR room and how World Cup statistics are improving conversion rates on dating apps thanks to Statman Dave’s numbers. Crouchy discusses what would best incentivise a group of players turning out for their nation and Chris has some ingenious suggestions for stat-based dating apps from listeners and the lads. ...
Published 11/29/22
Just a few days after Crouchfest the boys talk through the carnage which unfolded that night. Crouchy, Chris & Dave discuss England's thrilling 6-2 opening victory over Iran & how they all had very different experiences watching it including one of them falling asleep. We even have an update on Statman Dave's search for a date as well as which country has been the most parched this World Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 11/24/22
This episode takes you access all areas at Wembley Arena to experience a night that was scarcely believable. You'll hear what happens backstage at an event like Crouchfest and from those people who have signed up to take part without really knowing what to expect. You get taken inside the dressing room as well as being able to re-live the best parts of the show that happened on stage. When an evening includes performances from Paul Potts, Olly Murs and the finest UK Garage MCs, plus David...
Published 11/23/22
This episode is the perfect way to whet your appetite for the Crouchfest episode which will drop on our usual pod day later this week. This pod was recorded before events at Wembley unfolded and Crouchy, Chris and Dave deliver their first World Cup episode. You'll find out how the way the FA confirm players have made it into the squad has developed, there's fashion advice for Gareth Southgate and Peter discusses who should be playing in England's first match against Iran. There'll be two...
Published 11/20/22
It's just a few days until Crouchfest and we've decided to hand this podcast over to you, the listener. It's Crouchy's favourite episode of the series as you take control and get to ask a member of the 100 club anything you like. The main theme seems to be how bitchy strikers can be about the rest of the squad and Peter answers questions about making body parts disappear, playing Monopoly and there's a final update on Crouchfest. Crouchy issues a warning for event organisers as well as a...
Published 11/16/22
Find out which England player had the strangest superstitions and how a pre-game ritual at Chelsea got them in trouble with the FA. Crouchy reveals his own superstitions and discusses why they're so important to players. You'll also learn how urine may have played a role in Liverpool's first title win in 30 years and Chris wants to revolutionise VAR monitors at the side of pitches plus there's plenty of updates ahead of Crouchfest. To buy tickets for Crouchfest or submit a question for the...
Published 11/09/22
The podcast reunites one of the Premier League's most iconic duo. Jermain sits in the pub with Crouchy, Chris and Dave to discuss his relationship with Peter, when strikers become 'too selfish' and where his obsession of scoring goals came from. There's initial scepticism about the role of stats plus a complaint from friend of the pod Aaron Ramsdale and Crouchy refuses to issue an apology for a listener on the grounds he fundamentally disagrees with their cause. Hosted on Acast. See...
Published 11/02/22
What does it take to become a professional footballer? In this episode Crouchy gives advice to listeners who've reached out, discusses the sacrifices and choices he made as a player and gives you all an insight into the dedication, attitude and mentality required to make it at an elite level. There's more contributions to the Messi/Ronaldo referendum and a discussion about becoming a 'competitive Dad' at a child's sporting event. For Crouchfest tickets visit thatpetercrouchpodcast.com where...
Published 10/26/22
There's just a month until Crouchfest and you'll hear Ed Sheeran pass on valuable advice to Peter, Chris and Dave as well as discussing England's chances at the World Cup, his best [and worst] ever gigs, being friends with Beyonce and JayZ and what he'd put his time into after his music career. Crouchy gets asked about former team mates and has to pick his favourite England football song and the boys set up the nation's next referendum. Plus you'll also hear Ed discuss the challenges of being...
Published 10/19/22
Who knew that netball, table tennis, water polo and red arse would all play an integral part of a Premier League training session? Crouchy details what motivates players, the sessions that footballer’s hate and how a manager like Rafael Benitez coached a teams to play his tactics. Playing true to his selfish-striker mindset, Pete raises the issues he has with Erling Haaland and the impact the Norweigan is having on the Premier League and its historic statistics. For Crouchfest tickets and to...
Published 10/12/22
Crouchy reveals all the things that footballers, managers and coaches discuss at a team meeting. Turns out there are hundreds of reasons for players to be called so you'll hear which managers dominate the room, the softer tactics employed by others and what happens when the gaffer loses the dressing room. Chris and Dave discuss more ideas for Crouchfest and Peter reveals why David Beckham holds a special place in his bedroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 10/05/22
Peter Crouch takes you into the inner sanctum of a football club and reveals what really goes on in the manager’s office. You’ll hear about emotional times, the role of a gaffer's couch and discover what is meant by “the curly knuckle”. Chris and Dave analyse another of your Crouchfest ideas and Crouchy opens up about concerns he may be the father of a goalkeeper. For Crouchfest tickets, ideas for the show or to put your questions to Peter visit our new website: thatpetercrouchpodcast.com ...
Published 09/28/22
Is the number 9 shirt still the most iconic in football? Peter Crouch discusses the return of the position once threatened by extinction thanks to Manchester City and Barcelona. There's a Crouchfest related giveaway and Dave goes through the ups and downs of seeing into the future whilst accepting his performance in fantasy football needs work. Plus Chris has an idea which he believes should grace the stage at Wembley Arena... Feel free to give us your thoughts! Our new website is where you...
Published 09/21/22
The much-awaited second half of Peter Crouch's ultimate squad is here. Despite already naming his goalkeepers, Crouchy still finds time to dig them out so expect a team littered with stars and an episode with plenty of the usual nonsense. You'll hear about the 'Croatian Mafia', the impact that Pete's first mentor at Portsmouth has had on his diet and insight into Gareth Bale. Tickets for Crouchfest can be found here: https://gigst.rs/Crouchfest Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Published 09/14/22
Peloton have been listening to the pod and want to help Chris on his journey to fitness. They rope in Peloton instructor Ben and Tony Bellew to pass on advice and help Chris turn over a new leaf and help motivate him to get moving. Expect some brutal tips from Tony, a gentler approach from Ben and a fair helping of usual podcast nonsense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 09/13/22
Peter, Chris and Statman return for a new series with a huge announcement and the first ever evidence of Crouchy doing some podcast homework. We asked him to think about every footballer he’s played with and come up with his ultimate squad. There’s a few caveats, surprising picks, incredible anecdotes and two public apologies so it's fair to say the boys are 'Back Stronger'. Tickets for Crouchfest can be found here: https://gigst.rs/Crouchfest Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Published 09/07/22
Crouchy's left this voicemail with Chris explaining why the series will begin next week. Peter, Chris and Dave will truly be 'back stronger' after the break and they've all been working on something big to return with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 08/31/22
What do Clive Tyldsley, Peter Crouch, a JLo Tribute act and a funeral director all have in common? Well you're about to find out... Hear how the first taste of the Laout was received by Peter Crouch, how you can buy the beverage and whether Crouchy can remain in the '100 Club'. It's our end of season finale so expect the unexpected! 6QBrK9ALB17N7YfRKPtO See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 07/06/22
This episode truly gets you behind the scenes of your favourite podcast as the boys let you listen to recordings that never made it onto episodes. Things in the pub can get quite random so be prepared for silliness about toilets, babysitters and the Chuckle Brothers. Plus you'll hear more about Mbappe and which footballer would be the ideal baby sitter. There's an exciting update on the Laout and an intriguing advert from a listener. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 06/29/22
After experiencing three loan moves during his career, Peter Crouch details spells in non-league, Sweden and the Championship. We hear how managers break the news that you're going out on loan, how difficult it can be to impress a new manager and exactly what happens when a 19 year old professional footballer gets sent to a remote Swedish town to play football. Chris and Statman discuss how to deal with a friend's difficult partner and a listener describes something incredible that they want...
Published 06/22/22
Peter opens up a contract from his Premier League days with Stoke City so that you, alongside Chris and Statman, can learn how footballers negotiate, the clauses they insert into deals and what different motivations a club can offer. The Laout looks like it could be ready soon and there's an update on some more daughter-housery. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 06/15/22