Episodes
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter is in high spirits after a successful weekend has propelled him to the top of the table!  However, with only one point separating first and last place and Paddy Power looking to spice up the forfeit, it is getting as tense as the Premier League title race.  And the lads’ football focus isn’t just on players this week, they also dedicate some time to the recent sh*thousery that was poor Peter’s positioning at a recent TNT game.  Looking...
Published 04/19/24
Published 04/19/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, a very well fed Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined briefly by the one and only Tony of Tony’s Pie & Mash who is on hand to get the boys game ready ahead of the record.  Peter, fresh off the back of a gruelling training session down at Brentford’s training ground is contemplating dusting his shin pads off and getting back in the game full time…..once the back spasms subside.  Today, the lads are discussing football journalism and their...
Published 04/17/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and the boys are back where they belong…..down the pub.  And whilst Crouchy may have taken a break, the race for glory in the Premier League certainly was not.  In what was a fairly underwhelming week in terms of points performance, Peter’s massive 3 point result on the Luton game has brought all the boys neck and neck on points with only a handful of games left to play! In a sure fire sign it is really heating up, Notorious decides to...
Published 04/12/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is coming in live and direct from Dubai where he has been sunning himself for the past couple of weeks.  In Pete’s absence, Chris and Sid’s have been trawling the emails for some of their favourite messages from you guys throughout the season that we haven’t been able to feature so far!  We lift the lid on some of the harsher initiations that he had to go through, as well as some of the more heartwarming moments that helped team...
Published 04/10/24
It is another holiday special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, with the Crouchy and Sids both abandoning Britain’s green and pleasant lands for warmer waters further afar.  But have no fear, thanks to the wonders of modern technology we are able to bring 2/3 of your favourite trio back together to give their predictions on this weekend’s big games! After Sids was the only one who managed to get his name on the scoresheet last weekend, with his points being doubled due to his use of the...
Published 04/05/24
On today’s Episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are lifting the lid on exactly what happens in the gym at a Premier League Club.  We hear about the players that like to avoid the gym at all costs yet seem to maintain a god like physique all year round as well as others who are more concerned with making your ears bleed than achieving a PB on bench press.  Crouchy also talks about how there is now more emphasis not just on staying physically fit but mentally fit in today’s game...
Published 04/03/24
Where to start? Another week, another credibility damaging set of results but the important thing is the boys are back (hopefully stronger) for another set of predictions. On this week’s episode Crouchy has disappeared to Dubai, meanwhile Chris & Sids wallow in the British weather warnings. We also look into Chris’ latest parching and why the Podcast is everything that Mikel Arteta would hate. The games the lads are attempting to predict this week are Manchester City V Arsenal, Brentford...
Published 03/29/24
On this week’s episode Crouchy has finally recovered from his illness enough to escape the ‘house arrest’ San Marino had placed him under. So he joins the rest of the boys back in the pub discussing substitutes and Paddy Power’s new Super Sub offer. Sidwell and Crouchy recall some of their bench warming highlights (Crouchy has plenty of these from his last few years before retirement!) from quick reactions to claim an assist to the joys of only playing for five minutes and taking all the...
Published 03/27/24
On todays episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are left reeling from ANOTHER stinker of a weekend.  With no points all round, the lads are welcoming the upcoming international break which will hopefully help boost them out of their current performance struggles.  We get the boys’ hot take on the recent news surrounding the Forest’s 4 point deduction and just what this will mean for this season’s relegation battle. Pete also shares his opinion on Ben White’s decision...
Published 03/22/24
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we have a bit of a different set up as sick note Pete continues to be shackled to San Marino’s side.  It is a double whammy of disappointment for Sid’s and Chris who are not only deprived of their weekly pint with the bigman but also of an interview with King Cantona himself. The Man Utd legend sadly pulled out of today’s interview after realising this may not have been the best platform to host an interview WITHOUT mentioning his football...
Published 03/20/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast the lads are stripping it back to basics and bringing you an audio only experience due to Pete pulling a last minute sicky But fear not, apart from being able to see what impeccable style Notorious and Chris are channeling this week, it is very much business as usual.  Feeling emboldened by his big results over the weekend, Sid’s decides to pull a worldie out the bag and drop his good pal Declan Rice a quick voicemail to see if those shi*tty...
Published 03/15/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have some very exciting news…  It has been a long and arduous road, but finally it looks like Crouchy has managed to pull a few strings and get Manchester United legend Eric Cantona to sit down and talk to the lads.  In preparation for this, the lads sit down and look at some of Cantona’s most iconic moments during his football career, including THAT kung-fu kick, his questionable quotes, worldie goals and all round...
Published 03/13/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is still riding high at being able to #passthepod at the brit awards whilst still being able to channel his inner Steve Jobs…. It was a big weekend on points as well for the lads. Chris continues his march towards glory and extended his lead over Sids and Pete with a whopping 3 pointer during the Manchester Derby, what a turnaround in fortunes this has been! The lads also give their hot take on the breaking news about how European Football...
Published 03/08/24
On Today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined by Newcastle and Tottenham alumni Jermaine Jenas! Jermaine, whose career saw him rub shoulders with some of the biggest legends In the game including Becks, Gary Speed, and friend of the podcast Ledley King.  Jenas opens up on the affect that playing with such leaders of their craft had on his motivation as a person both on and off the pitch.  The lads also delve into the psychological impact that being made a...
Published 03/06/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have pulled the pod back from the brink of cancellation with a whopping collective 4 points between them.  In a week where Sid’s former team suffered heartbreak at the hands of Liverpool and have been blasted as ‘Billion pound bottlejobs’ by former Valencia manager Gary Neville, and Pete became a viral sensation for his hoedown throwdown antics, the lads have had plenty to catch up on. Chris, mourning the defeat of his...
Published 03/01/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are discussing just how players manage to transition out of the only life they have ever known and into a whole new world once their playing days are over.  An emotional Steve Sidwell opens up on the mental toll that having your career ended not on your own terms can have on a player, as well as the available support networks that exist within a club to help ease the transition as much as possible.  From punditry to...
Published 02/28/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are back at base and are joined by the elusive Notorious SID who has some explaining to do as to his recent whereabouts…. Crouchy, Chris and Sids rue another disappointing week on the leaderboard which collectively saw all the lads only accumulate 1 point between them - ouch! However, the ever confident Chris Stark insists that all hope is not last and it definitely isn’t squeaky bum time for any of the lads when it comes to the end of...
Published 02/23/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are still in the driving seat after a suspect Sidwell has been outed for pulling a sicky in order to hit the slopes.  As they find themselves missing a wingman for the second podcast running, the lads thought it would only be right that they enlist the help of British F1 legend - Lando Norris.  After taking some heat for his super safe driving tendencies over the past few weeks, Crouchy has called in some favours and got the...
Published 02/21/24
On this week’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are flying solo after receiving a rather suspicious ’sick voice’ voicemail from The Notorious SID. After what can only be described as an absolute disaster of a weekend last week, the lads feel that they owe you an apology for what they have described as ‘absolute drivel’ predictions where they lost more points than they won. But fear not, hot off the heals of his favourite day of the year, Chris ‘Pancake’ Stark...
Published 02/16/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are joined by the one and only Didi ‘The Kaiser’ Hamann.  Didi and Pete lift the lid on some of the surprising antics they got up to on the red side of Merseyside, with ciggies in the changing rooms, partying with the chairman and an impromptu trip to Japan all getting an honourable mention.  The lad’s also couldn’t sit down with The Kaiser and not discuss that memorable night in Istanbul. Didi reveals who he believes had...
Published 02/14/24
As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece. But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week.  With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls...
Published 02/09/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are coming live and direct from their Nuclear bunker that made an appearance last Friday! This week, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined by the Southampton, Celtic and Tottenham stalwart that is Fraser Forster Fraser reflects on the differences between playing in the SPL compared to England, as well as the evolving role of keepers in the evolving game thanks to managers like Pep and Klopp. He also reveals the pearls of wisdom shared to...
Published 02/07/24
Disclaimer: This episode was recorded ahead of the midweek premier league games that took place this week! On today’s That Peter Crouch Podcast - our first February Friday football fixture - Crouchy, Chris and Sids are coming live and direct from a secret location, rumoured to be Elon Musk’s bunker, to bring you all the latest news and reactions to last week’s football shenanigans.  We celebrate our very first team of the week, Farnham Town, who celebrated a record 18th win last week -...
Published 02/02/24
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are talking all things debuts.  Sid’s discusses his first big purchase after getting his first professional contract and Crouchy reveals how he’d have signed for anyone willing to throw him a pair of new boots and mouldys to match.  The lads also take it upon themselves to put one of this week’s most talked about rumours to bed once and for all, did Jermaine Defoe win £7 million on the lottery? Stay tuned to find out.  First team...
Published 01/31/24