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“I never want to listen to another Podcast again. This is the only one needed.”
Phantomsword via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/05/24
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“Omg I’m so happy I found this! Ryan and Jeff just have such good chemistry. I listen to it every day while I’m at work! I actually started playing the old games when I get home and then go to work to hear them podcast about it! I’m so excited to hear every episode! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!”
👋🏿👋🏿 jacks via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/30/24
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“This is my favorite podcast. Since discovering it i 2019 I have lost track of the number of times I’ve started back at the first episode. I’m currently listening to season 3 for like the 8th time or whatever and I STILL laugh out loud. I never shut up about this show, and I’m always ready to...”Read full review »
AlphaNerd1UP via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/18/24
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“This podcast strikes a nice balance of treating the source material with respect while also being ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Only a few episodes into FF4 and I’m already hooked. Well worth your time!”
EternalCow via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/16/24
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“I started listening to this podcast immediately after hearing their ad on an old episode of The Greatest Generation. Jeff and Ryan have such great chemistry and humor that, after bingeing two and a half seasons of NOCKAT, I realized I hadn’t returned to TGG in a month because my itch for a...”Read full review »
ZappyCat via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/24/24
“NOCKAT is a great podcast I have recommended to other FF fans. The way Ryan and Jeff’s personalities and perspectives bounce off each other, plus the layers of present and post-play analysis make this podcast way more entertaining than it has any right to be. Add on the nostalgia of reliving...”Read full review »
Bdkfkorjrbdhocldbe via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/18/24
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“Honestly look forward to hearing this podcast. Used to binge this show and have been waiting for them to play FFIX.”
DAREALCHICKENFISH via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/06/23
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“I wasn't sure if I'd be able to follow this, since I've only played FF7 and some of FF8 in my youth. I was happy to discover that I was able to keep up with it and be entertained. Jeff and Ryan are hilarious and have a really endearing friendship. Their essential third host is...”Read full review »
julian-jay via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/30/23
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“One of the funnest podcasts I’ve ever listened to. Whether your listening to them make sloppy joes or bet on chocobo races you're sure to have a good time.”Read full review »
NoodlesVII via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/01/23
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“Top marks for editing all of this together and making such a fun way to experience (or re-experience) the Final Fantasy series. Came in half curious and dismissive, but I’m totally hooked.”
Kingt34 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/19/23
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“I downloaded the Podcasts app just to write this review to celebrate the start of season 7! I've been listening to these guys for over 5 years, and they keep getting better. Jeff and Ryan are great. Their moogle Halley (sp?) is even better. You should all listen to their pain and suffering...”Read full review »
asnyder1 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/01/23
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“Listen to these funny dudes talk about playing through Final Fantasy games you have completed yourself. Great fun!”
russbeef via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/08/23
“This is my new obsession i listen every day. Great way to pass time at work doing mindless menial tasks. Wish I could give 10 stars.”
hitokiri315 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/02/23
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“As someone who’s working on playing FFVII for the first time, this podcast is great to listen to. Sure, it’s a little crass for my taste, but in the end it ‘s just two guys having a (mostly) good time, with you along for a fun ride. Love listening to it at work on long nights, it makes my mood...”Read full review »
Total Fandom Freak via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/02/23
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“This podcast is a great FF podcast. The banter and info is great.”
simmerdownski via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/09/23
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“Great editing and content. The show showcases the joyful absurdity of JRPGs”
TheJakels via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/22/22
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“I’m obsessed and idk if it’s partly cause i listen to it when high but the format of having footage from the playthrough with reflective commentary is *chefs kiss* these guys are real funny i’m astounded this podcast isn’t more popular”
EmilieAlexandria via Apple Podcasts ·
New Zealand ·
09/21/22
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“Just started to listen and man having fun, can’t wait to catch up to the crazy antics where you guys are now.”
saiyan24675 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/22/22
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“It’s great listening to 2 first timers (kinda) make all the greatest mistakes you can in the world of final fantasy. Very funny! I just hope they can make it without saving. 🙂”
P.H.1357 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/21/22
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“I love this podcast and literally recommend it to EVERYONE I come across who loves games—especially those who love ff. I first discovered it while searching for something about final fantasy but it’s so much more than just that. These two are hilarious and entertaining and they never fail to make...”Read full review »
Odierocko via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/24/22
“This podcast keeps me going during my 9-5. It makes me feel like I’m hanging out and gaming with these guys. Keep it up! Highly recommend if you love Final Fantasy and are into RPG’s.”
Pep_Steph via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/15/22
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“This podcast is such a perfect throwback to all the hours spent in my room playing final fantasy games until I passed out. I’ve listened to every episode and became a Patreon subscriber, they’ve made me laugh so hard and smile so much I wish I could give more. Just wanted to update my review to...”Read full review »
realnerdsdontkill via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/26/21
“These guys have great comedic chemistry! The colorful narration of the game creates some fantastic imagery of what’s happening in the game, especially while listening to the titles I haven’t played yet.”
Fragmin via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/17/21
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“Listening to these guys is like hanging out with some old friends. Constantly cracking some great one liners and not to mention the best part….THEY’RE PLAYING FINAL FANTASY!
It was great to hear their perspectives on the games and especially when it’s ones they have never played before. Literally...”Read full review »
Joe-$$$ via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
12/05/21
“A podcast about the entire experience of playing Final Fantasy games that also includes audible delights such as:
• fishing
• tech deck stunts
• a chewing noise gameshow
• meal prep
• mazes
• weather reports
• a cute dog!”
J-Bobby via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/30/21
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“What a joy of a podcast. “Listen to two dudes play Final Fantasy” is a hard sell on paper, but this show is much more. The personality of the dudes and the quality and effort put into the editing is what gives this show staying power. This is what podcasting was all about: empowering creators to...”Read full review »
skamatrix via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/13/21
“5 out of 5, can’t wait for you to wreck some other favourites for me!”
Griever Keychain via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
10/02/21
“These jerks are hilarious and listening to them go through the FF games is the perfect meld of my podcast nerdiness and rpg nerdiness. I CANNOT WAIT for them to get to FF6
*Update:
They’re on FF8 and they’re still my favorite podcast.”
Tacotues via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/24/21
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“It’s very relatable and funny if you’ve ever played a final fantasy. These games are amazing and terrible and confusing and fun all at once. Their reactions to ff8 in particular are hilarious in particular.
But maybe we don’t need another ff2 style season where there’s nothing good about the...”Read full review »
Head of Krampus via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/26/21
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“I’m a gamer but I do not enjoy turn-based RPGs. I’ve never played a single FF game but I listen to this podcast. It’s that entertaining.”
Whizbang17 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/23/21
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“What these guys are doing with the podcast medium is revolutionary. They’ve invented a format that I don’t hear anyone else doing. Dissecting these games through a writers lens is such a hilarious and brilliant premise. It’s unlike any gaming or comedy podcast you’ve ever heard. It’s better. Jeff...”Read full review »
notyermamspdcxst via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
08/02/21
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“It shouldn’t work to listen to people play a game, but in this case it really does. Real time play mixed with post game commentary makes it all easy and fun to follow. I really like FF games, but doubt I’ll ever play all of them so this is a great way to experience them. And what an editing...”Read full review »
OmahaRon via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/19/21
“I listen to Jeff and Ryan while I walk the dog before work in the morning. I started listening after I played the Final Fantasy 7 Remake, because I wanted to experience the original game without having to play a game with PS1 visuals.
I’m about 15 episodes in, and now I’m tuning in for the...”Read full review »
Clark_CA via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
07/13/21
“about six months ago I thought to myself, "I wonder if there's a podcast where they play every Final Fantasy. hah, I bet it has a really ridiculous name." so I googled play...every...final...fantasy podcast, and behold
No One Can Know About This came up
NOCKAT is a timelessly...”Read full review »
crawlkill via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/26/21
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“Best podcast i’ve ever listened to, about to start relistening for the third time lol”
Iwannacapo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/26/21
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“I’m so glad I found you guys! I listen to these podcasts while I’m working from home. Which is good because I laugh aloud so much!! Thank you for the great content!
Bull in the China Shop must be made!!”
Lyndee Ikenberry via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/02/21
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“My dudes. Thanks for your hard work, I enjoy the sick pod every week.”
Bconnor3 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/18/21
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“A podcast where two men face a challenge nobody should ever take on, and touch the brink of insanity in the process.
Expect wild tangents, great bits, and, of course, Final Fantasy.
It’s absolutely incredible.
Plus, most running gags are contained to their own season, so you can pick up with...”Read full review »
Codyrex5 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/13/21
“Listening to this podcast while trudging along through my workday actually makes me excited to go to work. BTW, I’m a service plumber, and it was so funny listening to you guys discuss your toilet issue in season 4. Also, to the general public, Biden is the most laughable president we’ve ever had...”Read full review »
Absolute9d99 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/09/21
“I really enjoyed the show, but after the second episode in a row with the hosts eating and burping on mic... can’t do it any more.”
Themoopofvenice via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
04/09/21
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“I love listening to their commentary on the games and whatever else happens to cross their minds. They do burp/eat/sip/crunch/swallow into their mics every once in a while, which causes a viscerally disturbed "rip off my headphones now" reaction for me. I can't stand the sound of...”Read full review »
Kandyhouse234 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/15/21
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“This show to me is this sort of cathartic trip though RPG-heavy phases I've gone through since adolescence. I think they bring a funny and frank examination about what makes (or made, in many cases) these games good, bad, over and under-rated. I'd like to see them talk about other series...”Read full review »
JKThacker via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/02/21
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“This podcast is so funny and so relatable! It really does remind me of playing with my friends and calling out all the weird nonsense but in a loving way. The podcast is more about the hosts friendship than a deep introspection of the games. For me, that is a perfect take on a beloved series...”Read full review »
Daapnie via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/28/21
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“I’ve been binging this podcast from the beginning while doing a final fantasy 1”
Steph Mecham via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/08/21
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“With this chips and hummus $#!? Omg guys. I love you but omg. Do you not have ears???”
Hoodfgdosntbshsb via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/06/21
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“while making the most ostensibly immature podcast you could imagine, they somehow manage to have deep and insightful discussions on the human condition, i’m not even certain you need nostalgia or current knowledge of final fantasy to enjoy this.”
Jon47 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/27/21
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“Nostalgic rage for the time I wasted on old final fantasy. Good maze discussions. Very embarrassing.”
ya boi jonnnnnn via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/22/21
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“Read the header.”
Pikachu123boy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/29/20
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“Cheer with their successes, laugh at their failures. The first thing I've ever sent money to on Patreon because this podcast is art.”Read full review »
Skeleton House via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
10/10/20
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