This week the we review the box office sensation that is BARBENHEIMER, as well as a lesser known Matthew McConaughey flick that perfectly complements cinema's hottest double feature. We also discuss copping some good pipe from Albert Einstein, living the so called 'crazy life', and an all time show nemesis's recent rebrand as a DJ

WAND-ERLUST 🪄🌍 We're back to a full complement of PMP boys this week as Nathan returns from Europe with plenty of helpful tips on galavanting, al dente cooking and Italian exclamations 🤌 We also discuss snappy middle eastern haircuts, review RFK Jr's unhinged press dinner, and devise a suitable punishment for an especially irksome British broadcaster.

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS IF YOUR NAME IS BRAD! Andrew and Riordan are back while Nathan shirks his duties galavanting around Europe. But don't worry, there's plenty of racism and stories about testicles being ripped off for you 😇

Only Drew and Riordan this week but have no fear... We brought a special guest: THE NEWS!! Sorry... Nathan usually writes these.

STATE OF OREGANO 🍕🏉🤌 If you're hungry for some rugby league news ahead of this week's blockbuster state of origin clash you're in luck, as we'll be serving up some piping hot NRL themed pizzas fresh from a highly questionable Sydney-based pizzeria. We also discuss messianic ska bands, bid vale to yet another filthy potterphile/pedophile, and consider a potential rebrand from the PMP boys to the PNS boys...

MAMBO AUSTRALIANO: Was the classic song 'Mambo Italiano' cooked up by a sterile American record company, and not made with love in a genuine Italian nonna's trattoria? PMP investigates... We also recount some disgusting pub stories more suitable for a mens room wall than a Harry Potter podcast, and unveil our policy for protecting Australia's biodiversity from invasive Norwegian dragons with brutal efficiency.

KING SHIT: this week we dissect the obscene spectacle that was the coronation of his majesty King Charles III, including the questionable catering, motley cast of characters, and Meghan Markle's crude (but effective) disguise. We also discuss the joys of corporal punishment, theatrical older siblings, and OJ Simpson's infamous baseball career.

In an insane act of hubris, the NRL looks to capture the United States market (and guzzle down more of that sweet, sweet gambling money) by letting rugby league players run rampant in the City of Sin! Could this possibly be a good idea? Find out as we preview ✨MAGIC ROUND✨ this weekend. Also Riordan offers (threatens) too recite Miss Congeniality in its entirety, Draco is caught red-handed perving on one of his fellow Horgwartians, and one of the world’s sharpest minds is dealt a truly...

We begin this week by discussing some uniquely Australian art forms including throat-step and BBQ hip-hop, before taking a trip south of the border for a Mexican lucha libre wrestling extravaganza! Then to round it all off we wade in to some truly grotesque topics - namely newborn babies and chimpanzee buttholes 🐒🍑

DALAI KARMA 😛 This week the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism, his Holiness the Dalai Lama, receives some well-earned Victor Krumuppance. We also discuss the most and least sexy mens names, and delve into why dudes named Wayne are always above average at fingering. And finally we discuss getting revenge on would-be thieves using the old 'dipping cash in cyanide' trick.

Well golly make sure you don't miss this week's pod... we've got important POO UPDATES for you!! 💩💩💩 That's right, even after we spent all that time last week talking about poo, apparently that wasn't enough so we're back for round number 2 😜 this week with some important POO UPDATES 💩💩💩 provided by the ever-reliable potterphiles, one of which might even save the life of your most beloved family member. But never fear, we also find time for some serious film chat as we discuss Everything...

This week we urge you to abandon your friends, family, society etc and instead join up with a ragtag community of online weirdos in the pornhub comments section 🥰 🥰 We also interrogate the claim that blood is thicker than water 👩‍🔬 and reveal the little known legal loophole guaranteed to absolve you of any and all criminal charges! Plus we debut the brand-spanking new game (concocted by another one of you lunatic potterphiles) - Neville Have I Eville!

NAZI SANDWICH: Unfortunately this week's pod is book ended by some inevitable Nazi chat, since apparently there's heaps of them running around in Melbourne... but even if that's not to your taste, don't miss out on the sweet, sweet filling in this Nazi sub - as we also talk about Jesus's supple body, festive intergenerational warfare, and the surprising new star of the upcoming Robbie Williams biopic who might bang your daughter, but might also steal your bananas!

It's an extra long pod this week to compensate for our increasingly loose schedule... but its fair to say a lot has happened in those few additional days since our last podcast including COOL STUFF 😎 like getting catatonically drunk at a Harry Styles concert, AWKWARD STUFF 🐢 like probably dying in a pointless war with China soon, and CRAZY STUFF 🤪 like the insane Airtasker blood feud that one Riordan Lee has unwittingly stumbled into... We also find time to talk some PHILOSOPHY 🧐 as we try to...

BRAWN > BRAINS: this week we check in on a couple of godlike adonises, Dave Bautista and Arnold Schwarzenegger, to see what these big old slabs of prime beef can tell us about thespianism, aesthetics, and weird sex stuff 💪 We also have plenty of helpful tips for protesting cops at World Pride (in style) and boldly ask as the question - is moving apartments more painful than childbirth? 

We can't even begin to describe the magnitude of the major malfoynction that all but destroyed this pod, or the heroic/ psychotic lengths we went to salvage it, but as you listen to this episode just keep in mind how close you came to never knowing about: when to buycott and when to boycott  schlemiels and schlemazels from our high school the de-platforming of AI Seinfeld Going Going Gondola (2023)  And most of important of all... GRANNY'S GROWLERS!! 

SEE YOU IN PELL 🔥🔥 Well its been a long time between pods, but just as our motivation was hitting an all time low Sweet Lady Luck threw us a bone - Cardinal George Pell bit the dust and we knew it was only a matter of time before we'd be back, if only to stomp on his grave for a bit and bid a belated adios to an OG potterphile and all round despicable man. Plus we catch up on some baffling news out of the States including a congressman who seems to be more lies than man. Also Harry Potter...  

Rest assured dear potterphiles, the paging mr potter podcast will be returning very, very soon! In the meantime, please enjoy this compilation of one of our favourite segments from last year - our mental list of the craziest moments in history. And for the ultimate listening experience (with timestamps and cheesy visuals) head over to the PMP Youtube channel and subscribe. 

HARK THE HARRY 👼👼📯📯 It's time for yet another PMP Christmas Spectacular 🎄🎄🎄 This week we celebrate JC's bday by singing some vile Christmas carol parodies, and shout out the real xmas MVP Ebenezer Scrooge 👑 And while the countdown to 2023 is on, we'll run you through:  17 days of PMP Christmas 16+ straight days of PMP content consumed by one potterphile this year  5 stages of grief  Our 3 new years remuslupins (or resolutions as you hicks call them), and The one and only Word of the...

While the crypto frauds and tech bozos continue to let us down, the PMP boys put on an ENTREPRENEURIAL MASTERCLASS this week as we celebrate the heights of human genius and innovation in our favourite new segment Harry Patent™ AND attempt to secure a major real estate transaction at the same time! Plus we preview a blockbuster World Cup clash that will well and truly be over by the time this pod goes out

With the World Cup kicking off this week, we check in with the huge weirdos that run the corrupt FIFA organisation, and speculate on whether the French soccer team's recent foray into sorcery will backfire or pay dividends come game day ⚽🏆 Plus we'll give you a comprehensive rundown on the history of human ingenuity, from the humble wheel (not a very good invention) to a sex spa designed by a well known American stage magician (also not a very good invention). 

In a week where major malfoynctions and technical difficulties threatened to interfere with our freedom of speech, thank GOD billionaire bird boy Elon Musk stepped in and saved free speech once and for all, at great personal cost. Also what do Dumbledore and Donkey from Shrek have in common? That's right! They both have sex with dragons as it turns out on page 175 

WE'RE SORRY! This week a truly regrettable naming mixup on our part triggers a full scale Royal Commission into racism in the Paging Mr Potter podcast. Luckily for us though, it turns out the British are even more hopeless with names than we are, leading to an all English edition of the classic game Peter Pettiwho 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❓

After the soaring heights of celebrating the first ever Saint Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington day on Friday, we came crashing back down to earth this week with the untimely death of Hagrid 🌹But thankfully we did have page 173 to fall back on, which obviously elicited no emotional reaction whatsoever 😑

Tell your boss you're not coming in this Friday - 14 October 2022 - because not only is it our FOUR YEAR PODIVERSARY but the inaugural Saint Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington Day! A fully legitimate national public holiday commemorating the world's greatest podcast (this podcast).  Also, we devise a plan to take down Melbourne's rudest restaurant by serving up a taste of their own medicine...