This week we were lucky enough to witness Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci in full flight as he put on a masterclass in price gouging, media relations and just generally being a fresh food person 🥕 We also explore the tense relationship between security guards and frolicking gays, revisit an all time blunder from Hollywood’s night of nights and try to navigate the fine line between constructive feedback and child abuse 

Well I’m proud to say that this week we’re talking all about GASMS which is an absolutely feral and very stupid term that you may have never come across in polite society… but we’ll more than make up for it on page 207! We also extort some fanatical swifties, pick some fantastic beasts for our fantasy NRL teams and throw in a little equestrian chat just for good measure

No time to explain our insanely prolonged absence… we have to talk some serious 🏈🏈FOOTBALL 🏈🏈 specifically the grandiose spectacle that was Super Bowl LVIII with its multitude of thrills, spills and Sunday etc. And more importantly, with the rugby league heading to Las Vegas in a mere matter of weeks, what lessons can the NRL learn from the high-profile romance between Taylor Swift and Kansas City’s very own Dr Frasier Crane? 🥰  We also objectify Usher in frankly obscene fashion, inspect the...

Ding dong merrily you weasley son of a humbug.. CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE! 🔔🎅 And this year we have but one present for you - a very merry compilation of the highlights from all our xmas episodes for the past 6 years! See you in 2024

What’s that in the sky? Is it Santa’s sleigh? 🛷💫 No! It’s two brave lesbians in a crude flying contraption rescuing a family of endangered bin chickens... Tis the season once again 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄 and as we look back on the year that was, we respond to our many critics by bringing you a complete compendium of all the 2023 highlights for the Paging Mr Potter podcast! We also forensically investigate the gruesome origins of Riordan’s festive hat and more highly suspicious rumours from our high...

This week we take a hatchet to a classic radio segment, mix in a healthy dose of that patented PMP razzle dazzle 🤪 and proudly present to you.. THE CHAMBER OF SECRET SOUNDS! This might just be our most cooked game yet... We also consider the advantages of being a homeless sex addict, rank off our favourite bears, and discuss whether exposing children to horrific crime scenes is a just punishment for trivial schoolyard misdemeanours.

This week we marvel at the elegance of the humble ponzi scheme and answer the million dollar question... was notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein somewhat lacking in class? We also bust up Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough's narration duopoly and replace them with some crazy voiced freaks, and discuss the latest developments in 'hands on' animal conservation. And of course no podcast would be complete without a few handy tips to help your parents cum..

As calls for human rights and political action reached a fever pitch this week a very unexpected minority group took the opportunity to hit the streets and join in the fight for civil rights 🦊✊ We also interrupted Riordan’s romantic day off to discuss our favourite flavour of ‘Armins’, denounce a well-known Hollywood cannibal, and take incoherent babble to the next level with a game of ‘Peter Palindrome’

Well it really didn't take long for all the goodwill and enthusiasm we built up after last week's 200th pod to completely evaporate in the face of some extremely annoying technical malfoynctions and our trademark lack of skill and content. But at least we still managed to swing by the Voldemart to pick up some essentials, stick it to Big Pharma in idiotic PMP style, and meet a game-changing new character in the dark forest... RONAN!

200 PODS! That is a stupid amount of time dedicated to this stupid podcast... so this week we've decided to celebrate the only way we know how - by getting drunk and playing some RON OR OFF 💡🤪 We also wind back the clock and revive some of our most beloved/ regrettable seggies including: The word game with Riordan Hermione you reckon? We do Ron Ron Ron, and many more! And after 200 weeks and literally hundreds of complaints the PMP boys are finally, conclusively proven wrong about a...

GET YOUR HOPES UP: With our 5 YEAR PODIVERSARY and 200th EPISODE right around the corner, expectations are at an all time high for a podcast spectacular that is totally planned in advance and thought out and not thrown together hastily at the 11th hour... can the PMP boys finally deliver? But before we get there, this week we talk proper strip club etiquette, rank the fruitiest fruits, and stumble idiotically into the Gaza conflict

We're finally back from our unexplained, months-long absence and it's back to basics this week, serving up what only the PMP boys can - the most unhinged, unspeakable defamation and horrific stories about scrotal injuries 🥰 We also discuss what the Nazis can teach us about looking youthful, what MMA legends can teach us about perfecting our tight five, and what Malaysian-Australian crooner Kamahl can teach us about the fight for civil rights... God its good to be back!

Ok now everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper, this week I hope we can finish our work on the letter R. We also discuss Jason Mraz's emotional support hat, explain our secret 'DR ABC' method for podcast quality assurance, and cast a BAFTA award winning actor as a piece of withered old parsley in our latest Argus Film.

ITS COME TO THIS: just when we thought this pod couldn't sink any lower, by popular demand this week, we actually sit down and, god help us... rank every letter in the English alphabet from best to worst... We also talk about Lizzo's super chill mandatory work retreat and prove once and for all that we're way smarter than frogs

This week the we review the box office sensation that is BARBENHEIMER, as well as a lesser known Matthew McConaughey flick that perfectly complements cinema's hottest double feature. We also discuss copping some good pipe from Albert Einstein, living the so called 'crazy life', and an all time show nemesis's recent rebrand as a DJ

WAND-ERLUST 🪄🌍 We're back to a full complement of PMP boys this week as Nathan returns from Europe with plenty of helpful tips on galavanting, al dente cooking and Italian exclamations 🤌 We also discuss snappy middle eastern haircuts, review RFK Jr's unhinged press dinner, and devise a suitable punishment for an especially irksome British broadcaster.

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS IF YOUR NAME IS BRAD! Andrew and Riordan are back while Nathan shirks his duties galavanting around Europe. But don't worry, there's plenty of racism and stories about testicles being ripped off for you 😇

Only Drew and Riordan this week but have no fear... We brought a special guest: THE NEWS!! Sorry... Nathan usually writes these.

STATE OF OREGANO 🍕🏉🤌 If you're hungry for some rugby league news ahead of this week's blockbuster state of origin clash you're in luck, as we'll be serving up some piping hot NRL themed pizzas fresh from a highly questionable Sydney-based pizzeria. We also discuss messianic ska bands, bid vale to yet another filthy potterphile/pedophile, and consider a potential rebrand from the PMP boys to the PNS boys...

MAMBO AUSTRALIANO: Was the classic song 'Mambo Italiano' cooked up by a sterile American record company, and not made with love in a genuine Italian nonna's trattoria? PMP investigates... We also recount some disgusting pub stories more suitable for a mens room wall than a Harry Potter podcast, and unveil our policy for protecting Australia's biodiversity from invasive Norwegian dragons with brutal efficiency.

KING SHIT: this week we dissect the obscene spectacle that was the coronation of his majesty King Charles III, including the questionable catering, motley cast of characters, and Meghan Markle's crude (but effective) disguise. We also discuss the joys of corporal punishment, theatrical older siblings, and OJ Simpson's infamous baseball career.

In an insane act of hubris, the NRL looks to capture the United States market (and guzzle down more of that sweet, sweet gambling money) by letting rugby league players run rampant in the City of Sin! Could this possibly be a good idea? Find out as we preview ✨MAGIC ROUND✨ this weekend. Also Riordan offers (threatens) too recite Miss Congeniality in its entirety, Draco is caught red-handed perving on one of his fellow Horgwartians, and one of the world’s sharpest minds is dealt a truly...

We begin this week by discussing some uniquely Australian art forms including throat-step and BBQ hip-hop, before taking a trip south of the border for a Mexican lucha libre wrestling extravaganza! Then to round it all off we wade in to some truly grotesque topics - namely newborn babies and chimpanzee buttholes 🐒🍑

DALAI KARMA 😛 This week the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism, his Holiness the Dalai Lama, receives some well-earned Victor Krumuppance. We also discuss the most and least sexy mens names, and delve into why dudes named Wayne are always above average at fingering. And finally we discuss getting revenge on would-be thieves using the old 'dipping cash in cyanide' trick.

Well golly make sure you don't miss this week's pod... we've got important POO UPDATES for you!! 💩💩💩 That's right, even after we spent all that time last week talking about poo, apparently that wasn't enough so we're back for round number 2 😜 this week with some important POO UPDATES 💩💩💩 provided by the ever-reliable potterphiles, one of which might even save the life of your most beloved family member. But never fear, we also find time for some serious film chat as we discuss Everything...