Episodes
The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets shot then thrown into a freezer with Jimmy. Clark doesn't care about any of this and only wants...
Published 11/19/24
Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas? James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
Published 11/12/24
Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and Chloe team-up to restore Kara's memories and powers in order to save Clark. Don't forget to...
Published 11/05/24
Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex. Sam Jones III (Blue Mountain State, Glory Road) makes a special guest return, and final appearance, as DC...
Published 10/29/24
Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside? Lex's worst nightmare: a terrifying, little, pale, ginger boy by the name of Alexander.
Published 10/23/24
The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lionel is crying because he lost his son with hair...again. With all that being said, who else misses...
Published 10/15/24
Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana. #TrueLove Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while also revealing the way to defeat Bizarro. Meanwhile, the Luthors' family drama is turned up a...
Published 10/08/24
'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe! Smallville's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive. At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after their break-up. On top of all that, Clark is now super down to become a terrorist with Lana and...
Published 10/01/24
Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chloe catches Lois taking Grant over his desk at the Daily Planet. Helen Slater (Supergirl, The...
Published 09/25/24
Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband. After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tries everything possible in order to get her back to normal. Lois and Grant's "professional"...
Published 09/17/24
This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction. Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. During the rescue mission, Clark sees his birth mother through Kara's memories. Lex wants to help,...
Published 09/10/24
After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the properties around it. Chloe is now a loser after breaking up with Jimmy. Christina Milian (Man of the House, Be Cool) makes a special guest...
Published 09/04/24
The Battle of the Immortals is here! Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from Dr. Knox. Clark sets out to stop her...with Lex's help?! Lana makes herself at home (gross) by continuing her web of lies. Martian Manhunter and...
Published 08/27/24
It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks? Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she makes her return to Clark in order to live at his farm. Lex continues to be out of his mind, but...
Published 08/20/24
In the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew?! Laura Vandervoort (Instant Star, V, Bitten) makes her first official appearance as DC Comics original character Kara Zor-El, a.k.a....
Published 08/13/24
Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in. We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional through the secret actions of Kara's father, Zor-El, and the OG General Zod. Throughout the story we meet fellow Kryptonians such as Kara, a new Top...
Published 08/06/24
The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins. We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder". Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian...
Published 07/30/24
We're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better! Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end. Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies for staying with us on this wonderful ride of Smallville. As usual, enjoy the show! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Published 07/23/24
Season 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre. John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, and Clark…? Clark teams up with John Jones and Lionel to defeat the phantom. Chloe finally shows us her power! And finally, Lois rides into...
Published 07/17/24
Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville. Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes Wes as a childhood friend. Now, Lois gets Clark and Chloe's help to find Wes and return him back to normal in order to figure out what is going...
Published 07/09/24
That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee? Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to solve the real "murder" mystery. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics...
Published 07/02/24
What happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville Sheriff Lex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries to rescue them. Since Lex is a liar, the bombs blow up and traps him and Clark inside with meteor rock all round them. Chloe now needs to figure...
Published 06/26/24
Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark and Chloe work together to try and free Moira from Lex's experiments. Meanwhile, Lana gets some big news about her "miscarriage". Lynda Carter (Sky...
Published 06/18/24
Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...well, let's just say that three is a crowd now at the Luthor Mansion. Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a. Kane...
Published 06/11/24