Episodes
Lois commits mail fraud, gets a little crippled girl kidnapped, lies about her identity to get out of paying cab fare and expects Superman to save the day again.
Published 11/21/24
Have you ever wondered what it was like to make phone calls in 1951? Well you’re about to find out that it leads to A NIGHT OF TERROR!!!
Also Jimmy is mistaken for a hitman. A very stupid hitman…
Published 11/10/24
The daughter of a Polish scientist is trying to bring a locket to the president of the united states while on the run from Howard Stark and an unfrozen caveman goon. Lois takes career advice from a monkey.
Published 10/29/24
In a fun episode, some goons are going around smashing statues in shops all over Metropolis. Clark "People Garfield" Kent doesn't seem to give a rat's ass...
Published 10/18/24
GABBO is coming!
A ventriloquist dummy is involved in a plot to rob armored cars for some reason.
Published 10/15/24
Jimmy stumbles around like a sweaty bug-eyed weirdo as he goes on the worlds worst vacation. He also meets a hobo, but is it a singing hobo or a stabbing hobo? Find out in today's episode of Surf Kings of Gotham
Published 10/10/24
The first episode of the Adventures of Superman has it all, including but not limited to: bad parenting, cannibalism, lightning bolt belts, and a guy who's going to be late for his shift as a bus driver.
Published 10/03/24
We are BACK baby! In this episode we cover the 1991 TV pilot Lookwell. Written by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel it follows past his prime former TV detective Ty Lookwell played by Adam West as he fumbles through a case with his acting students in tow.
Published 09/13/24
Zsa Zsa Gabor uses Jim Carrey's Riddler gadget to steal secrets from Millionaires, O'Hara and his wife spice things up in the bedroom, and Undercover Butler saves the day.
Published 07/17/24
Dr. Cassandra Spellcraft and her husband Dick Van Patten with Sideburns turn themselves invisible, steal $600,000 and turn the Trinamic Trio 2 dimensional. Can our heroes stop them from releasing evil stunt doubles from prison?
Published 07/08/24
Have you ever wanted to watch your favorite action characters just stand around and talk for a solid 25 minutes that feels like 25 hours? If so, you're in luck...
Published 07/02/24
Everyone's favorite brain damaged professor is back, and this time he has a plan to build an indestructible empire by mining the ground under Wayne Manor. But WE know what's already under there, don't we...
Published 06/25/24
Well there isn't much of a train or robbery, but a deranged orphan fights an illiterate cowboy which is pretty great...
Published 06/16/24
Our favorite "cowboy" Shame is back, and instead of trying to outsmart the Batmobile his new plan involves lots of kissing. Even in situations that are highly unsanitary...
Published 06/02/24
Penguin uses a Dr. Seuss inspired vacuum cleaner to steal all the cash from the citizens of Gotham. Then he tries to buy a country to impress a lady.
Published 05/10/24
Batman, Robin, and Batgirl fight the evil forces of... Feminism. The mayor puts Nora Clavicle in charge of the police force after his wife stops doing his laundry. It's probably worse than you're imagining.
Published 05/04/24
Bruce and Dick are kidnapped from a painting of a beach house, so Batman and Robin aren't around to save the day. The police watch a Batman highlight film instead of actually doing anything and Batgirl sorta saves the day.
Published 04/23/24
"Don't worry about the ambush, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach down and grab my legs, then I'll pull my arms out with my face..."
-Batgirl (Ambush Victim)
All this and more on today's episode of the Surf Kings of Gotham...
Published 04/18/24
Joker is released from Gotham State Prison thanks to Warden Crichton's liberal penology policies and known pervert Bruce Wayne being the chairman of the parole board. He immediately teams up with Catwoman to steal pajamas from an unfrozen caveman music tycoon...
Published 04/16/24
Egghead and Olga steal a solid gold egg, listen to find out how heavy it might be and how much it was worth in 1967, and how much it would be worth today. Also, Lethal Weapon 2 happens...
Published 04/09/24
Batman, Robin, and Batgirl fight the evil forces of... FEMINISM. The mayor puts Nora Clavicle in charge of the police force after his wife stops doing his laundry. It's probably worse than you're imagining.
Published 04/03/24
We get our first look at the newest Catwoman as she unleashes a plot to disrupt the Gotham City fashion industry. Batgirl and Undercover Butler save the day. Batman laments not being the star of the show anymore and Robin suggests war crimes and racism.
Published 04/02/24
Robin is stung by the worst looking arts and crafts project in the history of pipe cleaners, and Batman and Batgirl are threatened with deadly fog pellets. Luckily they have pills, sprays and magic to save them...
Published 03/21/24
Batman figures out who the bad guy is despite the venerable Ireland Yard superintendent arguing that noble people can't be bad. Batman gets in a bar fight, Robin saves a shipment of mini skirts through vandalism, and Batgirl gets captured...
Published 03/19/24