Morbius. Mighty Morbin' Morphian Morbius. Wow. If the audio issues we had on this episode were any indication, we'd venture to guess that Jared Leto's stupid ass broke our podcast. We edited out most of the audio issues (Chris' My Little Pony themed soundboard was on the fritz) for your listening experience, but we'll never forget. Just like we'll never forget watching this piece of doo doo. Yelling: A virtual vampire vehicle is very vexing! Opaque overnight offense obscuring optics! Megachiroptera are murderers! Making main character Morbius a mild-mannered mercenary murderer! Post-pandemic 2022 bat blood transfusion trouble! Fake cure for real rare blood disorder! Stupid light flicker hallway maneuvers! Is Morbius Batman? Garbage heap Gordon Ramsey, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made. If you want to see us fiddle with our audio interfaces for an indeterminate amount of time, the unabridged video version of this episode will be available on YouTube this coming Sunday, which could be found at: www.theworstmovieevermade.com