Rose has a new boyfriend. She likes him but doesn't understand why they haven't been intimate yet. They go away for the weekend and she learns he's impotent. Meanwhile, Sophia gets a feather from Uncle Vito. She has to finish a vendetta. Rose and Ernie continue seeing each other and Rose gets a surprise from him.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is coaching a kids football team. She goes a bit crazy like she usually does with sports. She enlists Dorothy to be her assistant coach. Blanche gets stood up by her date, but meets a new man. She does not realize he is blind. After they've gone on a few dates she doesn't understand what he likes about her. Rose and Dorothy get sick and Sophia coaches the team to a victory while teaching the boys to follow the rules.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation,...

The roof is falling apart and letting lots of water in. Blanche is finally forced to repair it. However, a new roof costs $10,000 and she doesn't have that. They learn an artist is dying and buy one of his paintings at an auction to sell for profit to pay for the new roof after he dies. The problem is he doesn't die, Sophia saves his life. Now, they have a painting and no roof. What do they do?  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to...

Sophia becomes gravely ill and winds up in the ICU. Dorothy is not allowed to visit her in the ICU. Stan decides to propose to Katherine, but the girls are not impressed with the cheap ring and help him pick out a decent one. During Sophia's hospital stay Stan helps gets updates on Sophia's condition. The stress causes Dorothy to think she still loves Stan and wants to be with him. After meeting Katherine she graciously stands aside.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a...

Sophia thinks she is going to die at 9p saturday night. Blanche's brother Clayton comes to visit after his marriage ends. We learn that his marriage ended because he is gay. He has trouble telling Blanche. They finally talk and she accepts him. He's just like her, irresitable to men.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose buys everyone lottery tickets. Blanche has bought and older bomber jacket. One of the tickets is worth $10,000. Blanche puts it in the jacket for safekeeping, but Sophia donates it on accident. The girls go on a quest to find the ticket. They wind up in a homeless shelter where each one has their own experience. Do they find the ticket?  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon. They forgot to get a new place to live. They stay with the girls while looking. The stress causes Dorothy to start smoking again. Dorothy learns Rose used to smoke and is shocked. Instead of getting a new place Sophia and Max rent a stand on the beach and bring the pizza kinish stand back to life. Sadly, it burns down. It ends Max and Sophia too. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to...

Sophia's friend has died. Dorothy convinces her to go to her funeral. Sophia tries to throw her friends husband Max in the grave too. The truth comes out about the past. Sophia and Max get married. Rose starts an Elvis fan club. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Stanley convinces Sophia to run a scam with him to make some easy money. Blanche and Rose try out for Cats. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is nominated for St. Olaf's Woman of The Year award. She thinks she has not accomplished enough. The girls punch up her resume. She wins. They travel to St. Olaf. They tell Rose the truth before the arrive at St. Olaf. What does Rose do? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

A man from Blanche's past returns. He wouldn't sleep with her before. She is determined to bed him now. Rose and Dorothy think they see a UFO. A major from the military confirms they did. But did they? Does Blanche get her record back to perfect? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls are worried about Sophia. They think she is slowing down and not active enough. We see all that Sophia does in a day. When we she comes home and they ask her about her day, she just tells them she bought a tangerine. She helped all those people selflessly. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche is dating a new man. No one has met him. When they do they find he is much older then the men she normally dates. He's not the kind to date just one woman either. He starts dating Sophia as well. He drops dead and at the funeral they learn a lot more. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

It's Mother Day. We hear a story from each of the girls about a Mother's Day that is special to them. They tell these stories while waiting on calls from their kids before they go to brunch. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose meets Mr. Terrific. Blanche buys a new bed or so she thinks. Mr. Terrific gets fired and goes off the deep end thinking he can fly. Does Mr. Terrific sink? Does Blanche's bed new bed survive what she puts it through? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy's son Michael makes a surprise appearance. He drops a bomb on Dorothy when he announces he is getting married. He also leaves out a few details. His finance is much older than him and is African American. Meeting the parents does not go smoothly for anyone. And there's one more twist...she's pregnant. What to do? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls are trying to get their garage converted to a guest room for when family and friends visit. Rose's current boyfriend is Al. He owns a deli, but sells its and retires during the episode. He goes from vital and alive to a couch potato and Rose is not happy. Out of the blue he buys a boat and hires a crew to sail around the world. He invites Rose to go with him? Does she sail around the world? Do the girls get their guest room? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a...

Sophia has a new boyfriend. His name is Rocco. He brags about being a "retired" gangster. Sophia is smitten and Dorothy is horrified. A game a strip poker doesn't help the situation either. Dorothy does not approve. Where did all the cash come from? Is all he is telling Sophia the truth? Does he stay or does he go? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy has a new boyfriend. Sophia is depressed because all her friends have died or moved away. Dorothy's solution is to invite Sophia along on her dates with her boyfriend Raymond. This goes on for weeks. Raymond does not like it at all. How does it end? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia announces to the girls that Phil's wife has left them and that she is going to move out and live with Phil. The girls sit at the kitchen table reliving memories and trying to figure out how to get Sophia to stay. Does she stay or does she go? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia's brother, Uncle Angelo is coming to visit. It's also a wedding anniversary for Dorothy and Stan, but they are not married anymore. Angelo does not know this. Sophia tries to bribe Dorothy and Stan into pretending they are still married. All because Uncle Angelo is priest. Blanche and Rose are nuns in a play as well. And a hurricane hits. What could go wrong? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia's got tickets for a game show called "Grab That Dough." There is a problem though. The tickets are for the next day. Blanche suggests they catch the redeye to make the show taping. Their luggage gets lost and their hotel rooms are given away. They are forced to sleep in the lobby of the hotel. When they wake all their purses have been stolen. Do they make the show? Do they get their luggage and purses back? Do they win any money or have anything to show for the trip? --- If you would...

Dorothy is upset that her life is boring until she meets author Barbara Thorndike. Barbara instantly dislikes Blanche and Rose. She takes up all of Dorothy's free time so she can't spend time with her friends. Blanche and Rose make multiple attempts to get along with her. Barbara finally invites them all to an exclusive and restricted club. However, she takes issue with Sophia's date. The club's policy will not let him in. Dorothy questions her as she finds it offensive. Barbara continues to...

Blanche has not spoken to her daughter Rebecca in four years. She left school to go model in Paris and Blanche did not approve. Suddenly, she is going to pay Blanche a visit. Blanche is extremely nervous. When Rebecca arrives she is very different than when she left. She also has a boyfriend, Jeremy. Jeremy is very unkind and abusive to Rebecca. Does Rebecca continue to take the abuse and marry him or does she find her self worth again and break free of her abuser? --- If you would like to...

A new sculptor is exhibiting at Blanche's museum. Blanche, Rose and Dorothy all have the hots for him. He is working on a new piece. He asks Blanche to pose for it. Behind Blanche's back he also asks Rose and Dorothy to pose as well. All three are upset when the truth comes out. They confront Lazlo about it. Who does he do the sculpture of? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc