There's a lot to like: veils of secrecy for net sessions, harsh climes inflicting injury and insult, Kohli spotted at "scans", KL Rahul genuflecting at Mineral Resources Park, Shami's revised salad, quicks licking their lips at the prospect of pace in Perth, and everything else. As long as blokes...

In the absence of someone stripping down, donning Doc Martens and "bashing the door down", Australia selects a new toy in Nathan McSweeney. Can this sea turtle make it to water? The openers lobby is aghast, but what's the alternative? Elsewhere, 2s-3s didn't just lose to Pakistan, they were...