The greatest broadcasters ever to front a microphone have returned after a short break to help make sense of these changing times. Yes, The Sporting Probe with Roy and HG is back, refreshed and ready to rumble. First up, The Dick In The Till website has been given a new lick of paint and the odds are now better than ever (Hint: winning was never so easy.) Then there’s the World Cup and the simple solution to stop players shouting at referees (Hint: ban them for life; if that doesn’t work, shooting them may be a deterrent.) The big issue of non-English speaking players swearing on court at Wimbledon is ingeniously solved as is the problem of the State of Origin TV ratings slide (Hint: think Shanghai.) And Roy and HG have some straight-shooting advice for those past AFL greats who reckon the modern game is unwatchable rubbish. That’s just a taste of what awaits in this week’s download. If that’s not enough to hook you, then try this: Why does German poetry make Roy sick? The answer to this burning question is here.