The issue ‘du jour’ on The Sporting Probe this week is the Murderer and the Immigration Minister’s involvement in Australia’s ‘au-pair’ crisis. WHAT is ‘au-pair-ism?’ WHY do au pairs only get paid enough to buy an end of week beer, pie and packet of f*gs? WHY must au-pairs be ‘au fait’ with AFL current affairs? These questions and more are answered by the world’s greatest broadcasters, Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson. But, of course, there are other pressing issues unpacked and analysed including: HOW the Adelaide Crows learnt that to be a good husband you have to be a very ordinary football player. WHO could be  Australia’s next heavyweight boxing contender? (Hint: Shane Mumford? Barry Hall? John Hopoate?) WILL the US Open umpire’s coaching of Special K revolutionise sport? And learn how Roy has been helping Chautauqua with barrier issues (Hint: It involves poetry.) Bonjour!