Ah Spring, when an old race-callers fancy lightly turns to thoughts of Winx. Yes, romance is in the air at Sporting Probe this week as Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson get all dewy-eyed over Bruce McAvaney’s love for Winx. But what will happen to this romance when Winx loses and, Why does Rooting King hate Bruce? And  when did the romance begin? (Hint: About win number 10 …) In other gee-gee related matters, the world’s best broadcasters also have ideas on how to improve on this year’s Everest promotion (Hint: How about the White House as the next billboard? Or Redzel climbing Everest in special crampons?) And then there’s the plan to give Barnaby Joyce a couple of billion dollars to bet on big races with all winnings going to Drought Relief. By the way, Was this the right week to kick-start Gambling Awareness Week? Any old whoo, other topics tackled include Roy’s campaign to crack down on ball kid abuse at tennis tournaments, the fallout from the UFC post-fight brawl and how it is affecting Australian fighters and what’s wrong with the new Sydney Football Stadium. Finally, why was the Everest draw done in a public toilet and how did Roy save the fiasco from becoming a complete fiasco. Download now to be enlightened.