Reviews
Love the zombie genre, and i come across this podcast. It takes a couple of episodes to get into but its worth sticking with. Its a very good story and narrated well. Would make a good movie i think!.
KevC1983 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 06/15/20
I’m loving this. Should make it into a movie. Well done to the Author. Great stuff 😊
Fozbear1980 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 10/08/19
You have no taste in books if you hate this and if you find it difficult to follow then you are stupid since I am 10 years old and I can follow every word easily
l30man via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 04/02/19
I thought it was pretty good until around chapters 11-13 where there was the odd derogatory reference to gay people. Then came the waiter in chapter 14 who he “laughed” at for definitely being a “flamer”. What year are we in?
Dim_Dude via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 01/25/18
Excellent read and riveting storyline, I like it!
dena phone via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 09/24/17
Production value is good but the story and the characters are pretty awful. Save your time and skip this.
Mike25252525 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 02/21/17
This trash is FULL of foul language.
akaBriggs via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 02/19/17
Suuuuh, douchebro writes a kinda ok zombie podcast. If you can stomach the gross 'teen boy makes bigoted jokes to be edgy and cool vibe' and the self flagellation of the author/voice actor/protagonist it goes ok. Can not a angry white teenager make me a great zombie podcast please...
GGZomz via Apple Podcasts · Australia · 11/28/16
Great story. Many twists and turns. Just a bit too fast. It's a good story. Could have been a bit slower and still good.
DonMagicWon67 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 12/07/15
I like the first person POC. It has some bumps but a great twist at the end it keeps you entertained.
Ang^_^ via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 08/23/15
The voice acting is sub par at best, as the author/narrator can not do the accents he is attempting to do. Some of the accents and descriptions of other ethnic groups are very stereotypical as well, I can see how someone could get offended by the portrayal of Jose, as well as the taxi driver. The...Read full review »
wondercustard via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/05/15
This is meh but listen to were alive a zombie told story of survival. You will love better than this cheesey crap
Juan-ton💩👽💀✨🔥 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/01/15
Racial and homophobic slurs make an already poor product unacceptable. The profanity doesn't add anything to the characters' dialogue; it just makes them sound like middle school students trying to act tough. If you can get past these things, you'll be wasting your time. The story is not worth...Read full review »
Jimbo in Florida via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 07/24/14
It was a great and addicting to listen to.
<3 $&@ €¥¥£€€¥£ via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 07/16/14
Great plot twist, awesome zombie gore
Sparrowdeplume via Apple Podcasts · New Zealand · 08/09/13
Great voice too. A bit long and drawn out but sped up and liked the ending!
happy brit in the usa via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 08/01/13
This is a cheesy zombie spy thriller, and with that in mind it is a great story. Go into this open minded and ready to laugh and you will enjoy it very much.
Randmcnaly via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/16/13
Very interesting premise, and I like the narration! Cannot wait for the next in the series. If some of the reviewers can do better, get to writing and I will read and review!
Davey* via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 04/07/13
Not for me. I have to agree that having the author do the reading was not a good idea.
Kattales1 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 02/23/13
Only 5 episodes in and I'm already tired of the constant similes, metaphors, and hyperbole. Not sure if I'm going to slog through the rest.
wooly-mittens via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 02/18/13
Ok so the dialog is a bit ott and the story takes a few episodes to get going but it's fun. Hilariously bad accents! Plots pretty goodRead full review »
Donov via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/11/13
Great story would love to see more
Mocknight via Apple Podcasts · New Zealand · 12/15/12
So it may not be the most dynamic bit of writing on the planet but for anyone looking for a cheap thrill while driving or just to kill some time (excuse the pun) then this is great, easy going yet enough twist to keep you hooked. "real" enough to be familiar yet messed up beyond words to...Read full review »
jimbo83_123 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 10/19/12
This is absolutely awful! How an "author" can read his own work and make it sound like he's seeing it for the first time is beyond me. I couldn't get past the first episode. Awful writing, awful reading...
Los Trucha via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 09/25/12
Having started off with 'we're alive', this is a bit of a step down. Not a bad story, it's reasonably entertaining. Writing is pretty cliched, though. It's pretty much a good idea executed mediocre-ly. I almost gave up within the first few because of the writing style...Read full review »
TheBlueElephant via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 09/19/12
I really liked the way the author used his voice to give life to different characters. Also the storyline was great, and the allies he added half way through in addition to the ending revelation surprised me in a very pleasant way... This is not like other zombie stories:). Can't wait till the...Read full review »
Gray-Dawg via Apple Podcasts · New Zealand · 09/06/12
Ok first off I started my pod cast with "were alive" which to be honest is the best podcast in the world, so trying to find something like it was hard. So I started with this pod cast and thought huh?? It was a bit all over, however I stuck it out and it was a great story with quite a...Read full review »
HST 125 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 08/08/12
Bad writing, bad narration. Just bad.
Schwalli via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 06/08/12
Very poor conclusion. Frustrating waste of time
PerfectMotion via Apple Podcasts · Sweden · 05/31/12
He should listen to " we're alive" and try again. 7th grade reading level with this one.
Paco the mad via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 04/17/12
Made it to the 3 and stopped very childish sounds like a teen wrote it not worth my time sorry
fortjackson via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 03/17/12
I loved every minute of it. I love it cuz well I love zombies and being read to. Yah I know I'm just a kid and that was a terrible way to explain how I loved it but thats all I got, I loved it and I think anyone else between 11-16 will love it if you love zombies like I do (:
Kennyjayneboxx via Apple Podcasts · Canada · 12/30/11
Meh
Not worth it. Started out as a cool premise, then turned into boring and shallow characters. He sure is in love with his own voice though.
Dr. Drizz via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 12/15/11
The writing in this is somewhat "stop and start" and the narration occasionally seems forced, adding to the hokeyness of some of the characters. Honestly could not continue to subscribe to this - perhaps if story had added voice talent, it may detract from the occasionally cartoonish, but often...Read full review »
Angry_Oz Geek via Apple Podcasts · Australia · 11/24/11
This was a great book until I heard about the aliens. Couldn't grasp zombies and aliens in the same story.
Alisadawn9768 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 11/03/11
Oh my gosh where to begin. I have never heard so many poorly placed similes in the worst constructed story line about anything, much lest a zombie story. I don't know if the writer/narrator just wanted to roller every cliche and genre he had ever heard into one storyline or if he just has no...Read full review »
Bemis_Hendrix via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 11/01/11
Sorry, I was only able to get 15 mins into it. B level movie material at best. But not the fun entertaining kind.
Funky vanWinkle via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 10/30/11
First off, the story was beyond weak. Our so-called protagonist went from one clone rescue to saving the world WITH just one clone rescue! The reading is way too fast, kinda like a continuous run-on sentence. There was WAY TOO MUCH PROFANITY and the author's voice is just not narrative friendly....Read full review »
alysco2003 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 10/21/11
Slow to start and the ending sponsor bit is annoying but great story line, great characters and can't wait for more!Read full review »
Kromper via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 10/16/11
Loved every minute of it!
Aaron Burns via Apple Podcasts · Ireland · 06/13/11
yeah, i have to agree. my biggest problem with the story is that it's too outrageous. it seems to me that the author decided to take a weak story and beef it up with major topics, government conspiracy, zombies, aliens, etc. maybe if he stayed on one specific topic and re-worked it.
OLD Admiral via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 06/12/11
Nice
Jake Thomas via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/15/11
Good time passer
Zach Holland via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/12/11
I found this book an excellent addition to my library. The story was captivating and the main characters compelling. The only let down to the podcast was the long ending after every episode, that was mildly irritating though I suppose given that this must be sponsered, that can't be avoided....Read full review »
HerbetDaringDashwood via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 04/29/11
I see this story much like a popcorn summer-flick, light on substance but fun enough. This is the audiobook equivalent of a Transformers 2, not a Black Swan or Kings Speech. My biggest issue with Melzer is that he habitually uses cliche moments. For instance some of the chapter ends remind me...Read full review »
strangeshiggidy via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 03/28/11
One of my more favourite podcasts
Slemish995 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/24/11
Great free story. Always love zombie stories. Where is second story?
Volksweber via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 03/07/11
The level of profanity is so extensive that I could never enjoy whatever story might be beyond the cursing and narrator's negative attitude.
Zombiattorney via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/24/11
I'm okay with swearing in books if it makes sense and is part of the dialogue, but this was like listening to your uneducated foul mouth friend, whom you can only stand to hang out with for so long, tell a story.
retlaw7 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 12/14/10
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