Episodes
Jamie and Scott are joined by sommelier Stefanie Schwartz for The Rocky Horror Picture Show paired with Can Feixes Corpinnat.
Published 10/13/23
Scott and Jamie talk classic Negronis and HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN with Advanced Sommelier Jill Davis of DuMol Winery.
Published 09/29/23
Scott and Jamie are joined by their old friend Justin Nordell for the unhinged GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH alongside Dr. Konstantin Frank’s 2021 Semi-Dry Riesling.
Published 09/15/23
Scott and Jamie are joined by photographer Rebecca Daniels to throw back some ciders and dive deep on her comfort food movie, the 90s action classic Point Break.
Published 09/01/23
Part Three of our Comfort Food Movies Miniseries! (NOW WITH GUESTS!)
How does a largely forgotten and unapologetically stupid send-up of Hong Kong martial arts movies hold up to our 2023 sensibilities? What memories are conjured by drinking this well-branded, cocktail focused Japanese whiskey from spirits giant Beam-Suntory? And is “Onion Wine” actually impossible to make, or is Jamie just too scared to try? Who wants a round of Arnold Palmers spiked with Toki? Pour yourself a double, for...
Published 08/11/23
Part Two of our Comfort Food Movies Miniseries!
What is the origin story of Jamie’s life-long love affair with Jurassic Park? Does Scott have any affinity for the ubiquitous champagne featured prominently in the movie, or is this just spite backfiring? And where does Jamie get off blaming Steven Spielberg for him failing out of college? Fire up the movie, pop a bottle of the good stuff, and hold onto your butts.
Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial Champagne is widely available at most...
Published 07/28/23
What happens to your brain when you watch seven Missions Impossible in a week? How do Scott and Jamie rate the latest entry in the long-running Tom Cruise spy-action-thriller franchise? Which is your favorite Ethan Hunt super power? And why did Jamie choose this one-off episode about the best current action franchise for a weird, hybrid, Pet-nat pairing? Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen without being detected. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
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Published 07/17/23
Part One of our Comfort Food Movies Miniseries!
ZODIAC is a 2007 film from director David Fincher, writer James Vanderbilt, and stars Jake Gyllenhall, Mark Ruffalo, and Robert Downey Jr. among many, many others. It is strangely unstreamable in the U.S. right now, unless you have Paramount+ or Showtime via Roku, or Paramount+ via AppleTV. You can rent or purchase it digitally wherever you normally do that. We recommend the Director’s Cut version if you can find it.
Paul Pernot Bourgogne...
Published 07/07/23
Jamie does a blind tasting on mic, then Scott unpacks the legacy of a recently departed queer cinema icon.
Published 06/23/23
Part 6 of our Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum miniseries
Can Scott successfully defend the first ever feature documentary while simultaneously pointing out all the ways that it’s total bunk? Will Jamie make a compelling argument that maybe all the Chianti minutiae he’s memorized is actually not that useful to know? Have our intrepid hosts solved all the problems of education in their respective fields? Definitely not, but they sure do keep talking about them. Put your feet up in your...
Published 06/09/23
Part 5 of our Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum miniseries
Has Jamie successfully demonstrated the value of the deductive tasting method? And, more importantly, has he convinced Scott that the French appellation system isn’t so bad? Is La Jetée a fatalistic bummer or a beautiful romance? And why was Scott worried his co-host wouldn’t like this paradoxical time travel short? Return to the past with a glass in hand as you press play on our latest episode!
The 2019 JL Chave Selection...
Published 05/19/23
Part 4 of our Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum miniseries
Does Scott actually like this wine? (It's complicated.) Will Jamie reconcile his love for drinking Burgundy with his myriad issues with it conceptually? (It's also complicated.) What do the boys think of Maya Deren's dreamy, surreal, contemplative, silent film as compared to Bunuel & Dalí's from last time? Decant your Pinot Noir and slip into the liminal space between consciousness and not as you hit play on our newest...
Published 05/05/23
Part 3 of our Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum miniseries
Can Jamie adequately describe the flavor of a gooseberry to his co-host? What about this iconic piece of Surrealist cinema does Scott find so nihilistic, and why does that attitude appeal to Jamie so much? Since neither host likes the thing they picked, did they accidentally make a good pairing? Grit your teeth and guard your eyeballs for a wine and a movie that are equally hard to love as you press play on this action-packed...
Published 04/21/23
Part 2 of our Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum miniseries
Despite knowing about all the different kinds of Soviet montage, does Scott actually know what he has a degree in? Does the Hudson house white bear any similarity to this benchmark Chenin Blanc from Vouvray? Why is Comrade Jamie so susceptible to Soviet propaganda? Are we finding threads connecting film school to formalized wine education here? Gather the proletariat around a bottle of delicious juice and press play on this brand...
Published 04/07/23
Part One of Jamie’s Court of Master Sommeliers Curriculum Miniseries!
Why are we dedicating an entire miniseries to the CMS curriculum wines if our resident Wine Guy’s got so much beef with their selection? Can Scott do the CMS blind tasting rubric with this bottle under the 4 minute 10 second time limit? Will Jamie’s love of whimsy overcome his disdain for the semi-imperialist narrative in Georges Méliès’ dreamy sci-fi fantasy classic? Time to open that stelvin closure, crack the books, and...
Published 03/24/23
It’s the final part of our annual Oscar Best Picture roundup!
Which is funnier: Scott getting hosed by his erupting bottle of bubbly, or Jamie’s story about seeing WOMEN TALKING? Just how bad is Tom Hanks in ELVIS? Did Scott accurately (and patronizingly) predict Jamie’s thoughts on TRIANGLE OF SADNESS? Don’t forget to take a selfie before your first sip of this wine, then hit play on this new episode!
CW: Our discussion of WOMEN TALKING covers the offscreen sexual assaults discussed in the...
Published 03/10/23
It’s PART THREE of our annual Oscar Best Picture roundup!
Why exactly is TOP GUN: MAVERICK nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay? Would Netflix’s new adaptation of ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT resonate with our hosts if it had any, like, characters? Just how close to home does THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN hit for our best bro hosts? And what does any of this have to do with a Portuguese bubbly made from difficult-to-pronounce varieties? Grab your gun and bring in the cat before pressing play...
Published 02/24/23
It’s PART TWO of our annual Oscar Best Picture roundup!
Is EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE the craziest movie to ever get nominated for *eleven* Oscars? If you didn’t see AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER in IMAX 3D HFR, did you really see it? Is THE FABELMANS a compelling narrative beyond the meta-textual Spielbergian origin story? Has Jamie found a winner in the Laurent Barth Pet Nat, or will Scott find something to complain about in yet another bottle of bubbly? Press play with your hot dog...
Published 02/10/23
Is embattled conductor Lydia Tár a bad person? And more importantly, what does she order at the bar? Is this sweet and bubbly rosé a good counterpoint to a haunted character study, or would you prefer something darker and more complex? Will our hosts succeed in their New Year’s resolution to be nicer to one another on mic? Switch off any phantom metronomes and delete any compromising emails before pressing Play on the first episode of our four part Oscars Extravaganza!
Also seriously,...
Published 01/27/23
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, Y’ALL!
Daunted by having to choose a movie that your relatives might actually enjoy? Stumped about what to pour before, during, and after dinner with (or without) the family? Good news: the boys are back from their extended hiatus (kind of) and feeling the secular Christmas spirit! Press play to be lifted up by the kind of scintillating, mature repartée that can only Scott and Jamie can deliver.
Some movies:
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery – Netflix
Guillermo del...
Published 12/24/22
Part 6 of A PHILADELPHIA TASTING MENU
Has Jamie successfully chosen six wines in a row that please his co-host? Does this luscious sweet wine made by a master in the Rheinhessen stand up to Jacques Tati’s towering comedy all-timer? The tasting menu comes to a close with babka for dessert course, our first ever dessert wine, and one of the greatest movies ever made.
Keller Rieslaner Auslese 2018 (375ml) is available at Crush Wine Co. for $35.
PLAYTIME (1967) is directed by Jacques Tati...
Published 08/05/22
Part 5 of A PHILADELPHIA TASTING MENU
Does this grungy, haut-cuisine, haunted Nic Cage drama pair in a contrapuntal sort of way with this bubbly, tropical, and historic Blanc de Blancs from Napa Valley? Share some dope Bao buns with those you love and press play on our latest episode!
Schramsberg Blanc de Blancs 2018 is available at Crush Wine Co. for $32.
PIG is a 2021 feature film written and directed by Michael Sarnoski, based on a screenstory by Sarnoski and Vanessa Block. It...
Published 07/29/22
Part 4 of A PHILADELPHIA TASTING MENU
Does Bedrock Wine Co.’s pale, age-worthy, referential rosé play nice with Ari Aster’s bananas, daytime, slow-burn folk horror? How did Jamie enjoy the other, Marvel-flavored half of his Florence Pugh double feature? WIll Scott’s bathroom renovation trevails ever cease? Cover yourself in a mound of wildflowers and nervously drink straight from the bottle as you hit Play!
Bedrock Wine Co. ‘Ode to Lulu’ 2021 is available at Wine.com for $30. (It is...
Published 07/22/22
Part 3 of A PHILADELPHIA TASTING MENU
Will this rosy, red-fruited, tannic Nebbiolo from *dramatic Italian gesture* Piemonte be a good partner for provocative, bloody, French body horror? Brace yourself, pour a whole bottle into one overly large glass, and press Play!
Poderi Colla Nebbiolo d’Alba 2019 is available at Crush Wine Co. for $24.
RAW is a 2016 film written and directed by Julia Ducournau and starring Garance Marillier, Ella Rumpf, and Rabah Nait Oufella. As of this...
Published 07/15/22