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Published 04/15/24

Carbface

Published 04/15/24

Crank the Yank

Eli Sussman joins us to talk about his new restaurant, Gertrude's, the best and worst things we ate, dirty linens in the basement, and yanking cranks. Follow Eli on IG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 03/18/24

In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.)

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Published 01/31/24

Milky

WE ARE BACK. AND GUESTS ARE BACK. Monique Henry, the Eatinist Bitch, is our guest. Topics: Whipped cream, Lactaid, Slutty Daddy God, free Bibles, intestinal issues, the worst things and best things we ate. Follow the Eatinist Bitch Instagram TikTok YouTube Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 12/15/23

Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café

We watched Soylent Green. It's people. Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role. For our next episode, we are watching Triangle of Sadness unless we change our minds. Follow us on IG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 05/08/23

The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs

We watched The Menu. Next movie is Soylent Green. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 02/08/23

Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom

We watched the movie, Burnt, and it nearly broke us. If you don't know Ranger Rick, he'd like to get to know you. After the recording, we realized we didn't want to watch Sausage Party (ever), so we're watching The Menu next. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 01/16/23

Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top

We review Ratatouille. Laurie goes international. Chris talks toilets. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published 12/05/22

It's a Me, Mumblecore

We watched Big Night. It’s a FOOD movie. Like a BIG FOOD movie. Have you made the entire Big Night menu? Oh okay cool GROW UP WE ARE ADULTS. Ohhhh, TIMPANO, It’s a DRUM. What is wrong with you? The world is burning, just make some pasta or whatever and get on with life. Also, we sing a song to Tucci’s penis. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 10/12/22

Sitz Down, Julia

We all reaching our breaking point. Sometimes we discover a sitz bath.Sometimes we go to another country and write about sourdough. This is how life goes, and we go on, don’t we?

Published 06/24/22

Pittsburgh Potty

We are back reviewing Julia Child’s The French Chef: season 1, episode 4 (The French Omelette) and 5 (Scallops). Both aired in February 1963. Laurie discusses the basement toilet in her parents’ home, and Chris celebrates his Sonic the Hedgehog 2 cookbook. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 04/19/22

Keep Trussing That Chicken

Julia Child's The French Chef, Season 1 Episode 3

Published 12/25/21

Chicken Assassin

Julia is back! We review season 1, episode 2 of The French Chef, with Julia making French onion soup. We’re also joined by directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West to discuss their latest documentary, Julia.

Published 11/18/21

Viral Vegan Penis

Naz Riahi, writer and director, joins us to talk about the Beyond Sausage that greeted her when she visited her local Wegman’s and how it went viral.

Published 11/10/21

Take Your Power Back

It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks! It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung. Watch the episode here. Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp! Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's head lice was Malthion. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 08/20/21

With Giblets!

Episode 3 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 10, episode 12: Two-Dollar Banquet. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 04/26/21

Tongue Spatula

Episode 2 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 5, episode 3: Queen of Sheba Cake.

Published 03/19/21

We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth

We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon.

Published 02/08/21

Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water

Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn

Published 10/20/20

'Gina Swoop

We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner. Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 09/30/20

I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter.

Published 05/28/20

Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez

Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog.

Published 05/14/20

Thick White Parts

Laurie and Chris. Living their best whatevers in quarantine.

Published 04/21/20

Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!) Listen to RETAIL NIGHTMARES. Order Alicia’s book, SO YOU'RE A LITTLE SAD, SO WHAT? Nice Things to Say to Yourself on Bad Days and Other Essays. Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME....

Published 04/07/20