This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest. Plus: Flaunting your flute. ------------------------------------------------------------------------   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host ...

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at )...

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse! Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice...

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder... Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg (...

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.    And: My transit experience! I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )...

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...    And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )...

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.   Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------  ...

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice-Over Demo...

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors. Hear Bill quit! Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at )...

We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts. Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon: "Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first...

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness. ("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---...

It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy. ("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------...

How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win. ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------...

In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction… ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---...

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgDemo Reels: (The version played on...

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable. So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course! Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example...

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve? The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured.  Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode! Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”. Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting....

One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next... Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”. Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual....

This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack! Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”. Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links...

It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious. Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter. In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder! Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Run your own bank!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------...