Welcome to the flow. Find a nice place to put out your mat, make sure you have plenty of elbow room. We'll begin with a nice stretch. Say "shrimp" as you exhale.

....merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream! Sure, we start the show pretty low in spirits but we are soon ROTFL because what else you gonna do!??

Well it's finally here. At least we think it is.

Rich throws down the gauntlet: anyone who comes to The Boys convention in New Jersey on October 26 or 27 and sings the "Ro-bert" song at Rob's Autograph table gets a free signed copy of Rob's solo CD. It's an event for the ages.

We break down the new trend of not knowing Bobby, Rich does a deep dive of Rob's drinking habits in Scotland and a quick better late than never Emmy Recap!

Brainstorming a new Partreon tier, the correct pronunciation of Rahberht, and a recurring song from Rich!

We discuss Rob's popcorn obsession, looking for Jason Manns and Rich has his LIVE from the DNC Report! (except he's not there and it's not live)

Other title options included: Mo to My Curly, Possibly Porky's, Cilantro vs. Parsley, Glownuts and RUTH! 

We've got a pitch for a new show involving Liv Tyler living with Rob's mother Viv. PLUS: Rob's Olympic Report! And Rich goes to a Music Festival in Oregon and Rob's not invited!

Why people love Joseph, Oregon and How Rob is like Spicoli. On this week's episode.

As promised...we're back in action! The summer is half over (or almost over in Rich's glass empty eyes) and we're in full swing. We've got medical system woes, high altitude Dick, and our favorite third party: the Libraritarians.

It's time Mike represents. Plus: Rich's kids' scam, pilot stories and tales from the Boys...

We've got the Pearl Jam concert review, a breakdown of the demise of Red Lobster -- plus Rich met someone who doesn't know Rob

It's the Jack Daniel's Performing Circus! We've got spinning plates, guns being swallowed, dogs balancing in chairs and more guns! 

These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.

Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "Toothpaste In A Tube". Did we say Lube?

It's a very special episode of the Kings of Con pod. But not without our signature brand of laughs, jingles and of course, Rich's problems navigating technology and Rob's problems navigating life.

It's a tour of the new F.O.H.Q. studios aka Fartunes, South (tm). Plus reading R2 texts and a new jingle for yet another company that won't pay us for writing jingles.

We've got news from our Australia Trip, news on being banned from Fridays and of course, Rob's stupid Oscar Wrap!

It's a very special episode recorded on Leap Day - Feb 29, 2024. We're talking top 5 movies of last year...we're talking coffee makers...we're talking.

Recurring guests of the podcasts, and lifelong friends of Rob, Hank Chilton and Paul Fitzgerald rejoin the fun. It's a Rob roast!

We have our official Grammy report from our very own Rob, we talk Rich's hairline, and give a full rundown of LA's run-off.  That's right, it's RAINSTORM '24.  

It's the first episode of season three! Much like the last two seasons, we stumble our way through, this time bringing you all the Oscar Noms like only two old dudes can. Lots of googling occurred. Plus Rich "neverheardofit" Speight's review of all the nominated films.

Rich gets dirty, Phil Hartman was a genius, Rob is denied Golden Globe talk