Episodes
Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/3 - Bakersfield, CA
11/7 - Savannah, GA
11/8 - Athens, GA
11/9 - Augusta, GA
11/10 - Bristol, TN
11/21 - Midland, TX
11/22 - Lubbock, TX
11/23 - Dallas, TX
12/5 - Sarasota,...
Published 10/16/24
Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/3 - Bakersfield, CA
11/7 - Savannah, GA
11/8 - Athens, GA
11/9 - Augusta, GA
11/10 - Bristol, TN
11/21 - Midland, TX
11/22 - Lubbock, TX
11/23 - Dallas, TX
12/5 - Sarasota, FL
12/7 -...
Published 10/09/24
Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/3 - Bakersfield, CA
11/7 - Savannah, GA
11/8 - Athens, GA
11/9 - Augusta, GA
11/10 - Bristol, TN
11/21 - Midland, TX
11/22 - Lubbock, TX
11/23 -...
Published 10/02/24
Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/3 - Bakersfield, CA
11/7...
Published 09/25/24
Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
11/1 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach,...
Published 09/18/24
Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 -...
Published 09/11/24
Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver,...
Published 09/04/24
Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 -...
Published 08/28/24
Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19...
Published 08/21/24
We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 -...
Published 08/14/24
Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 - Oxnard,...
Published 08/07/24
Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 -...
Published 07/31/24
The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 -...
Published 07/24/24
Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield,...
Published 07/17/24
Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls,...
Published 07/10/24
Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver,...
Published 07/03/24
Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 -...
Published 06/19/24
Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 -...
Published 06/12/24
A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4...
Published 06/05/24
Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield,...
Published 05/29/24
Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield,...
Published 05/22/24
First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Published 05/15/24
Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Published 05/08/24
Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7...
Published 05/01/24