Episodes
The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 -...
Published 07/24/24
Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield,...
Published 07/17/24
Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls,...
Published 07/10/24
Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver,...
Published 07/03/24
Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 -...
Published 06/19/24
Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 -...
Published 06/12/24
A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4...
Published 06/05/24
Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5-9/7 Springfield,...
Published 05/29/24
Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/5 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield,...
Published 05/22/24
First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Published 05/15/24
Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Published 05/08/24
Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7...
Published 05/01/24
Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.
------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New...
Published 04/24/24
Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19...
Published 04/17/24
The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17...
Published 04/10/24
Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln,...
Published 04/03/24
This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington,...
Published 03/27/24
It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14...
Published 03/20/24
Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"
Intro (0:00)
NYC (4:03)
Broadway musicals (26:15)
Stalker or genius? (37:32)
Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A...
Published 03/13/24
John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San...
Published 03/06/24
Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned
Intro (0:00)
Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)
DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE...
Published 02/28/24
John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak,...
Published 02/21/24
It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria,...
Published 02/14/24
It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall,...
Published 02/07/24