Episodes
Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19...
Published 04/17/24
The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17...
Published 04/10/24
Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln,...
Published 04/03/24
This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time. ------ Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN 4/12 Rochester, MN 4/13 St. Paul, MN 4/14 Duluth, MN 4/18 San Jose, CA 4/19 Santa Rosa, CA 4/20 Redding, CA 4/25 Dayton, OH 4/26 Lexington,...
Published 03/27/24
It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/22 Buffalo, NY 3/23 Toronto, ON 3/24 Erie, PA 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN 4/12 Rochester, MN 4/13 St. Paul, MN 4/14...
Published 03/20/24
Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper" Intro (0:00) NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15) Stalker or genius? (37:32) Cold plunge (50:26) Supermom arrested (1:10:13) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A...
Published 03/13/24
John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria, IL 3/22 Buffalo, NY 3/23 Toronto, ON 3/24 Erie, PA 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN 4/12 Rochester, MN 4/13 St. Paul, MN 4/14 Duluth, MN 4/18 San...
Published 03/06/24
Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned Intro (0:00) Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34) DisneyDad (30:10) Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE...
Published 02/28/24
John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling.... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Zanesville (5:45) Baby names (29:11) Citizenship quiz (43:31) Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/1 Mobile, AL 3/2 New Orleans, LA 3/3 Sugar Land, TX 3/8 Royal Oak,...
Published 02/21/24
It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/16 Munhall, PA 2/17 Zanesville, OH 2/18 Cleveland, OH 3/1 Mobile, AL 3/2 New Orleans, LA 3/3 Sugar Land, TX 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria,...
Published 02/14/24
It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore. Intro (0:00) Are we doing content? (4:45) Tracy Chapman (18:10) Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44) OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/9 Amarillo, TX 2/10 Wichita Falls, TX 2/11 Lubbock, TX 2/16 Munhall,...
Published 02/07/24
John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Smart or Dumb (18:42) Celebrity fans (34:30) Crypto pastor (39:19) Ben Rector (55:18) Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John...
Published 01/31/24
It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Can't read (4:46) Grocery store gratitude (23:22) Kevin Garnett (38:40) Strawberry milk mob (45:17) Pregnant on a place (49:40) You are a billionaire (1:11:08) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE...
Published 01/24/24
A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John...
Published 01/17/24
Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Bruce Bruce (6:52)) Comic view (21:00) White club vs black club (32:35) Start of comedy (52:02) Katt Williams (1:00:42) French dressing (1:20:35) ------ WATCH:...
Published 01/09/24
If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Dave Barnes (8:25) Being a comic (16:10) Novelty is king (40:20) Shame (1:04:55) Christ Chella (1:24:40) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North...
Published 01/03/24
It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team! ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19...
Published 12/27/23
If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19 Columbia, SC 1/20 Wilmington, NC 1/27 Nashville, TN 2/2 Greenville, SC 2/3 Knoxville, TN 2/4 Huntsville, AL 2/9 Amarillo, TX 2/10 Wichita Falls, TX 2/11...
Published 12/20/23
It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) The truth about celebrity photos (10:45) Married her twin (19:34) King Solomon (44:23) Shohei Ohtani (54:45) Comment section (58:20) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...
Published 12/13/23
We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think... ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...
Published 12/06/23
Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) John got hacked (13:15) Pandemic skip (54:00) Chik-fil-a (1:03:10) Jack Harlow (1:10:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...
Published 11/29/23
The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) ERNEST (6:18) Ryman (25:30) Things have changed (41:44) Old "friends" (1:01:10) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...
Published 11/22/23
John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/16 Reading, PA 11/17 York, PA 11/18 Norfolk, VA 11/19 Richmond,...
Published 11/15/23
If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Namibia (13:10) Pick it up & preach (17:15) Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact check (45:50) The Titanic (53:15) Fan fact check (1:19:45) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy...
Published 11/08/23
John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/2 Columbus, OH 11/3 Joliet, IL 11/4 Rockford, IL 11/5 Milwaukee, WI 11/10 Winnipeg, MB 11/11 Edmonton, AB 11/12 Calgary, AB 11/16 Reading, PA 11/17...
Published 11/01/23