Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper" Intro (0:00) NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15) Stalker or genius? (37:32) Cold plunge (50:26) Supermom arrested (1:10:13) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A...

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria, IL 3/22 Buffalo, NY 3/23 Toronto, ON 3/24 Erie, PA 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN 4/12 Rochester, MN 4/13 St. Paul, MN 4/14 Duluth, MN 4/18 San...

Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned Intro (0:00) Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34) DisneyDad (30:10) Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE...

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling.... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Zanesville (5:45) Baby names (29:11) Citizenship quiz (43:31) Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/1 Mobile, AL 3/2 New Orleans, LA 3/3 Sugar Land, TX 3/8 Royal Oak,...

It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/16 Munhall, PA 2/17 Zanesville, OH 2/18 Cleveland, OH 3/1 Mobile, AL 3/2 New Orleans, LA 3/3 Sugar Land, TX 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria,...

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore. Intro (0:00) Are we doing content? (4:45) Tracy Chapman (18:10) Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44) OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/9 Amarillo, TX 2/10 Wichita Falls, TX 2/11 Lubbock, TX 2/16 Munhall,...

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Smart or Dumb (18:42) Celebrity fans (34:30) Crypto pastor (39:19) Ben Rector (55:18) Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John...

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Can't read (4:46) Grocery store gratitude (23:22) Kevin Garnett (38:40) Strawberry milk mob (45:17) Pregnant on a place (49:40) You are a billionaire (1:11:08) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE...

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John...

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Bruce Bruce (6:52)) Comic view (21:00) White club vs black club (32:35) Start of comedy (52:02) Katt Williams (1:00:42) French dressing (1:20:35) ------ WATCH:...

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Dave Barnes (8:25) Being a comic (16:10) Novelty is king (40:20) Shame (1:04:55) Christ Chella (1:24:40) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North...

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team! ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19...

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19 Columbia, SC 1/20 Wilmington, NC 1/27 Nashville, TN 2/2 Greenville, SC 2/3 Knoxville, TN 2/4 Huntsville, AL 2/9 Amarillo, TX 2/10 Wichita Falls, TX 2/11...

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) The truth about celebrity photos (10:45) Married her twin (19:34) King Solomon (44:23) Shohei Ohtani (54:45) Comment section (58:20) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think... ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) John got hacked (13:15) Pandemic skip (54:00) Chik-fil-a (1:03:10) Jack Harlow (1:10:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...

The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) ERNEST (6:18) Ryman (25:30) Things have changed (41:44) Old "friends" (1:01:10) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR:...

John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/16 Reading, PA 11/17 York, PA 11/18 Norfolk, VA 11/19 Richmond,...

If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Namibia (13:10) Pick it up & preach (17:15) Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact check (45:50) The Titanic (53:15) Fan fact check (1:19:45) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy...

John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/2 Columbus, OH 11/3 Joliet, IL 11/4 Rockford, IL 11/5 Milwaukee, WI 11/10 Winnipeg, MB 11/11 Edmonton, AB 11/12 Calgary, AB 11/16 Reading, PA 11/17...

This  is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43) Chrisley's in prison (15:44) Special Forces (35:31) Same haircut (58:29) New boyfriend (1:00:24)   ------ WATCH:...

This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Pumpkin patch (9:40) Valet drama (26:17) Shoe bomber (36:00) Real Estate agent rant (51:50) Ebony alert (58:40) Emails (1:24:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA 10/21...

John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/14 Atlanta, GA 10/15 Birmingham, AL 10/20 Cedar...

John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Pride parade (8:10) Taylor Swift (23:00) Why We Love Men (46:30) Growing Goats (1:04:58) Racist math (1:29:00) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/14 Atlanta,...

Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Trey Kennedy (5:30) Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28) Out flexing your status (31:40) Touring Together (45:29) Evolving (1:15:50) Coffee spill (1:20:00) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John...