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MERGEFIELD Description Nice family gets along great.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Violent, scary, funny, creative )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares
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Published 04/23/24
Published 04/23/24
MERGEFIELD Description We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence
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Published 04/16/24
MERGEFIELD Description Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises
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Published 04/09/24
MERGEFIELD Description This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation
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Published 04/02/24
Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey
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Published 03/26/24
MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death
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LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon!
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Published 03/19/24
MERGEFIELD Description He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes
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Published 03/12/24
MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike shitheads are at it again
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse
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Published 03/05/24
MERGEFIELD Description Maybe don't buy a Plymouth
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Made-for-TV drama-thriller )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Road rage tension; jump scares.
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Published 02/27/24
MERGEFIELD Description What goes around comes around.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror
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Published 02/20/24
MERGEFIELD Description The title is the plot.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary as shit )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide
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Published 02/13/24
MERGEFIELD Description Hollywood's a cutthroat business
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and twisted, but super fun )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore
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Published 02/06/24
MERGEFIELD Description What if a city… but also a giant monster?
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.
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Published 01/30/24
MERGEFIELD Description Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language
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Published 01/23/24
MERGEFIELD Description Welcome to Nun Island
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids
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Published 01/16/24
MERGEFIELD Description Look, ma! Two hands!
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse
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Published 01/09/24
MERGEFIELD Description PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore
For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film.
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Published 01/02/24
MERGEFIELD Description This movie is about f*ckin' cars.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body Horror; Blood/Gore
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Published 12/26/23
MERGEFIELD Description There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal harm/death; Blood/gore
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Published 12/19/23
MERGEFIELD Description Throw a party worthy of the end of the world
Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 10/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Beautiful and campy and creepy)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty
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Published 12/12/23
MERGEFIELD Description Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.
Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody bully-fest )
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Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape
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Published 12/05/23
MERGEFIELD Description Hornt up… for death!
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Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)
Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore
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Published 11/28/23
The lesson here is get better friends
Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)
Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore
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Published 11/21/23
"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)
Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;
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Published 11/14/23
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