As long as you're already super wasted, you'll drink anything. Right? So drink a few cups of the good stuff first, then you can switch to the other stuff stuck at the back of your fridge.   Heck, mix all the cans together after a couple hours into your house party. Right into a large pitcher and tell your friends "It's a special mix". No one will even notice how garbage it is because you broke out the good stuff first.   Is this technically a life hack? Yes Is it a good life hack? No